Author Topic: The sky is falling!!!!!! (Read 17676 times)

The D · « **on:** Apr 15, 2006, 02:17:49 PM »

A small helecopter crashed around 1000 feet from my home a few days ago.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 15, 2006, 02:54:41 PM »

Damn, I missed.

The D · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 15, 2006, 03:11:02 PM »

I expected someone to say something like that, but not in the second post. Anyway, it will take more than a small helecopter to penetrate my underground fortress.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 15, 2006, 06:25:48 PM »

Welll, I bet I could PENETRATE it with a ROCK.

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 15, 2006, 07:59:25 PM »

What the hell are you talking about?!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 15, 2006, 09:48:01 PM »

He misspelled "Penetrate".

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 15, 2006, 10:01:52 PM »

Max Con · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 15, 2006, 10:09:33 PM »

When was younger, two planes clipped each other mid-air. One went down in the park I use to play at, and the other went down by a church. The park was four blocks away, while the church was just up the street.

News helicopters were everywhere and my street was blocked off.

Fun fun fun.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 16, 2006, 04:49:15 AM »

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A small helecopter crashed around 1000 feet from my home a few days ago.

small helicopter =/= the sky

topic fails

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 16, 2006, 09:00:32 AM »

Oh that's nothing. A few days ago a bird ran into my window. It was a frightening experience.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 16, 2006, 04:56:05 PM »

I couild penetrate your fortress and make you a woman.

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 16, 2006, 05:59:09 PM »

Speaking of penetration, where the hell did Faye go? Do you think the bird flu got her?

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 16, 2006, 10:09:10 PM »

Maybe she just went on Spring Break and never returned. I could see her forgetting where she lived with the millions of brain cells she killed with her drinking habits over the break.

tomduo · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 16, 2006, 10:45:06 PM »

Seriously, would she have had that much a couple of weeks ago? I think she was runnin double digits when she turned 18.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 17, 2006, 09:38:28 AM »

I worked a fighter jet accident back in March of last year as part of a survey team. Walking among the wreckage was pretty bad, particularly when you found bloody chunks all around and tried not to step on all the pilot pieces while carrying a scope, tripod, and Philadelphia rod....

The D · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 17, 2006, 03:32:00 PM »

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When was younger, two planes clipped each other mid-air. One went down in the park I use to play at, and the other went down by a church. The park was four blocks away, while the church was just up the street.

News helicopters were everywhere and my street was blocked off.

Fun fun fun.

I'm still not sure how planes can clip each other in midair. I assume you could see them coming unless they're coming up behind you, and you just move out of the way.

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Walking among the wreckage was pretty bad, particularly when you found bloody chunks all around and tried not to step on all the pilot pieces while carrying a scope, tripod, and Philadelphia rod....

Ew. What's a Philadelphia rod?

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 17, 2006, 11:44:01 PM »

Tom Hanks penis.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 18, 2006, 08:26:22 AM »

Google is your friend.

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A Philadelphia Level Rod consists of two sliding sections graduated in hundredths of a foot and joined by brass sleeves. Two sections make it easier to transport. Can be used as a short rod for readings of 7' or less, to a long rod for heights up to 13'. It has a rear section that slides on the front section. When a high rod is needed, the rod must be fully extended, otherwise a serious mistake will result in the reading. Graduations on the front faces of the two sections read continuously from 0–13'. A Philadelphia rod can be read accurately with a level at distances up to 250'.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 18, 2006, 10:59:15 AM »

Well that's cleared it up.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 18, 2006, 11:40:09 PM »

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Speaking of penetration, where the hell did Faye go? Do you think the bird flu got her?

She did say she was taking an extra two weeks or so in addition to actual Spring Break.

Planes fly over all the time where I live since I'm now in such close proximity to the air force base. They look huge, sometimes like they're reading to drop right down on you.

tomduo · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 12:47:38 AM »

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Speaking of penetration, where the hell did Faye go? Do you think the bird flu got her?
She did say she was taking an extra two weeks or so in addition to actual Spring Break.

Planes fly over all the time where I live since I'm now in such close proximity to the air force base. They look huge, sometimes like they're reading to drop right down on you.

She came back right as I asked... damnitall.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 01:05:17 AM »

I swear the boys at Whiteman use our house as mock target when they pratice blowing up Mulsim hovels. They fly over our house a lot as well. Especially A-10s.

Bernie · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 09:57:07 AM »

There are two hawks that hover near our building on a regular basis. I'm thinking about putting my stuffed rat in the window to see if they notice.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 10:04:48 PM »

Is "stuffed rat" a metaphor or something or are we talking an actual stuffed rat here?

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 10:50:36 PM »

I'm hoping for metaphor, but betting on the literal.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 20, 2006, 08:05:11 AM »

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Speaking of penetration, where the hell did Faye go? Do you think the bird flu got her?
She did say she was taking an extra two weeks or so in addition to actual Spring Break.

Planes fly over all the time where I live since I'm now in such close proximity to the air force base. They look huge, sometimes like they're reading to drop right down on you.
She came back right as I asked... damnitall.

I hate that I missed my first 2 weeks of school of my last term:'( Now I only have 8 weeks left! and that's NOTHING :'(:'(

tomduo · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 20, 2006, 12:23:50 PM »

I'm officially graduated. x.x just gotta wait till Winter to get my diploma...

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 20, 2006, 02:47:03 PM »

I've got 1 more class to finish before I'm done...then i can start thinking about summer school and how I'm gonna lose 100$ for registering late for it.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 20, 2006, 03:21:54 PM »

I registered for the fall. I thought about summer school but there's only one class I can take and I don't think it's something I can effectively learn in one month.

Merla · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 20, 2006, 03:41:59 PM »

Surprise! Surprise! I thought for sure you would wait until the last minute. Will wonders never cease.

Author Topic: The sky is falling!!!!!! (Read 17676 times)

Bernie