Author Topic: If you could kill Doug... (Read 5743 times)

Extra Zero · « **on:** Apr 10, 2006, 05:14:06 PM »

Deceide America.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 05:15:04 PM »

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Deceide America.

I saw that

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 06:06:09 PM »

Why no random matricide? I'm fucking disapointed in you.

Bitch · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 06:32:46 PM »

His mother has suffered enough. Anyway, isn't it only matricide if you kill your own mother?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 08:57:19 PM »

Yes. If someone else killed his mother it'd just be straight murder.

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 09:34:37 PM »

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Deceide America.
I saw that

That means he wants me to do the actual killing.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 09:41:15 PM »

Well, personally Bill Cosby was my first choice...

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 09:43:10 PM »

well of course he's the fantasy pick

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 09:49:07 PM »

I mean, who wouldn't want to watch the man kill Doug with a rusty pudding spoon as he screamed "THEOOOO!"

tomduo · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 11, 2006, 10:55:56 AM »

I love the Cos.

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 11, 2006, 04:59:37 PM »

Wow. I wonder what prompted this wave of hatred?

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 11, 2006, 05:07:35 PM »

You were born?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 11, 2006, 05:51:01 PM »

Basically.

tomduo · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 11, 2006, 07:31:56 PM »

2 Words. Chuck Norris.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 10:56:10 AM »

Once, in Band Camp, Chuck Norris stuck his fist in my....

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 12:25:50 PM »

Chuck Noris: Man of Action.

tomduo · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 02:37:58 PM »

American Chuck Policy = What we did to Iraq.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 03:56:18 PM »

I wanna have Chuck Norris's babies.

tomduo · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 04:13:15 PM »

They would kill you from the inside when they first kick.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 04:30:09 PM »

It'd be worth it. *Dreamy eyes*

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 10:21:57 AM »

Hilarious Mental image of Baby Norris' Bursing from Rama's belly, feet first....Then snapping Rama's neck out of mercy.

tomduo · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:05:54 AM »

Chuck Norris doesn't know the defination of Mercy, but it is cross-referenced with pain.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 13, 2006, 11:27:36 AM »

Just as a warning, Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. You might want to rethink this. Not that you could do anything to prevent it.

More Joy of Chuck Norris

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