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« Reply #30 on: Sep 21, 2004, 06:25:57 PM »
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What kind of a career does that lead to?

(serious question, not a joke set-up )
to work in embassies, in the UN, in international organizators, all kind of fun stuff

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« Reply #31 on: Sep 21, 2004, 06:37:16 PM »
*cough*
 
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« Reply #32 on: Sep 21, 2004, 08:25:25 PM »
To have sex with Goodwill ambassadors...















... that will promote peace among the nations.  Faye saves the world while journalist Chelsey is first to break the news!   :ph34r:  
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« Reply #33 on: Sep 22, 2004, 12:18:51 AM »
So why did you stop being pre-med and all?











Oh yeah, and fuck a Bush.  :D

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« Reply #34 on: Sep 22, 2004, 03:47:23 AM »
i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(

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« Reply #35 on: Sep 22, 2004, 08:43:25 AM »
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Oh yeah, and fuck a Bush.

Some days when I can't take his stupidity anymore I flip through my copy of The Twelve Caesars, just to remember that there have been worse megalomaniacs.   I honestly think that half of his support comes from Bubbas & Goobers who get a big "huh, huh" every time they see the word "BUSH" on their 4X4's  <_<

 
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« Reply #36 on: Sep 23, 2004, 12:59:52 AM »
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i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(
So vomit and spittle and pee-pee and poo-poo is apples but not a little blood?

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« Reply #37 on: Sep 23, 2004, 11:01:14 AM »
I dont mind blood. The poopoo gets me x.x
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« Reply #38 on: Sep 23, 2004, 11:18:06 AM »
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i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(
So vomit and spittle and pee-pee and poo-poo is apples but not a little blood?
no:-/

i realized i was hemophobic cause i fainted when i was reading a book(memoirs of a geisha)

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« Reply #39 on: Sep 23, 2004, 12:42:50 PM »
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(memoirs of a geisha)

 :huh: ??  I'm not recalling any especially bloody narratives from that book.
 
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« Reply #40 on: Sep 23, 2004, 01:00:32 PM »
bad paper cut?
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« Reply #41 on: Sep 23, 2004, 01:15:27 PM »
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(memoirs of a geisha)

 :huh: ??  I'm not recalling any especially bloody narratives from that book.
Yes there is. when Sayuri wanted to meet a doctor so he could be his dima or whatever it was, the other geishas were trying to cut her in the leg so she would have an excuse to go and meet him

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« Reply #42 on: Sep 23, 2004, 01:20:12 PM »
Ahh, okay.  The only blood-related incident I remembered was the guy who kept the scraps of hymen from the cherries he'd popped in little glass bottles.  :lol:  
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« Reply #43 on: Sep 23, 2004, 01:22:45 PM »
EWWWWWW that was the nastiest thing eveeeerr

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« Reply #44 on: Sep 23, 2004, 01:25:25 PM »
"....the worm will enter the cave!"   :lol:  
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« Reply #45 on: Sep 23, 2004, 08:03:23 PM »
i thought it was an eel!

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« Reply #46 on: Sep 23, 2004, 10:38:53 PM »
That excuse didn't work when we caught you with Bill Clinton behind you, cheering like Bush on War day, and it won't work now.
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« Reply #47 on: Sep 23, 2004, 11:25:06 PM »
I may have to read that book now.
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« Reply #48 on: Sep 24, 2004, 08:35:27 AM »
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i thought it was an eel!

Eew...you're right.  And "eels" are used quite often in Japanese cooking.  Hmmmm.... :blink:  
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« Reply #49 on: Sep 25, 2004, 01:03:37 AM »
I must read that book.

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« Reply #50 on: Sep 26, 2004, 02:13:03 AM »
:: runs to Border's ::















:: Eats at Moe's instead ::


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« Reply #51 on: Sep 27, 2004, 12:40:55 AM »
Moe's?  Moe's Tavern?

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« Reply #52 on: Sep 27, 2004, 11:42:27 AM »
*ordes a Flaming Mo*
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« Reply #53 on: Sep 27, 2004, 02:34:53 PM »
Nyquil shots are better.
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« Reply #54 on: Sep 27, 2004, 08:31:48 PM »
nono, that makes you sleepy. go with robitussin

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« Reply #55 on: Sep 29, 2004, 12:34:15 AM »
Listen to the voice of experience.

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« Reply #56 on: Sep 29, 2004, 01:07:57 AM »
I like being sleepy. Plus you only sleep for 3 hours. The dreams that come out of that make me piss the bed.

>.>

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« Reply #57 on: Sep 29, 2004, 01:21:33 AM »
For.... diapers?

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« Reply #58 on: Sep 29, 2004, 02:22:40 AM »
Moe's Southwestern.

You know, "Hey, welcome to Moe's!"
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« Reply #59 on: Sep 29, 2004, 02:44:00 AM »
Uhhh... no?