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« Reply #1 on: Sep 14, 2004, 11:28:22 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 14, 2004, 02:20:07 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 14, 2004, 10:56:47 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 20, 2004, 12:33:48 PM »
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He still won three purple hearts, though! :D
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 20, 2004, 04:36:37 PM »
Didn't he at least get one of those for shooting himself?


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« Reply #6 on: Sep 21, 2004, 09:36:02 AM »
ANYBODY but Bush!  Dry drunks shouldn't have that much powet.   <_<

And the squinty eyes, the perpetually-pursing mouth, like a baby who hasn't been weaned...bet he calls Laura "Mommy" & acts like Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet".  :P  
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 21, 2004, 10:17:10 AM »
I'd actually rather you'd vote Bush back in then vote Kerry in the White House. And this is from someone who really, really doesn't like Bush.

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 21, 2004, 10:43:48 AM »
Kerry did not shoot himself, nor were his injuries any less serious than they were recorded. Bushies always do this when someone runs against them. With McCain, they said he was traitor, even though he refused to be let out early ahead of his men even though he was the son of an admiral.

Kerry served twice in Vietnam, and he was injured three times. Bush's only injury was falling out of a car while he, Rumsfeld and Cheney dodged serving thier country, just as they do now.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 21, 2004, 11:34:16 AM »
I'd vote for McCain in a heartbeat.  That slur job the Bushies did on him was beyond disgusting.  :angry:  
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 21, 2004, 12:24:40 PM »
I'd vote for McCain, but sure as hell wouldn't vote for Kerry.  I doubt I'll vote at all with the way it is.  I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 21, 2004, 12:27:42 PM »
I hate that. "I can't decide, so I won't vote!" A couple months from now you'll be bitching about whatever president we get, even though you didn't get off your ass and do something to try and at least get the least evil one elected.

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 21, 2004, 12:29:53 PM »
Your right, I will be bitching.  Either way, even if I do vote.  So what's the point?
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 21, 2004, 12:31:16 PM »
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I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
I hear Russia is very nice this time of year

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 21, 2004, 12:38:46 PM »
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Your right, I will be bitching.  Either way, even if I do vote.  So what's the point?
You have no right to bitch about the president if you didn't at least vote. It's like bitching about how thirsty you are when there's a fridge full of drinks in the next room.

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« Reply #15 on: Sep 21, 2004, 12:55:47 PM »
B has a very valid point. Snaps to her.

I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a better reason for hating Kerry than "he looks like Herman Munster".  :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:07:37 PM »
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I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
I hear Russia is very nice this time of year
Yeah, for now. In three days, it turns into an ice cube.
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:16:44 PM »
i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:32:47 PM »
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The Netherlands would be a good place - you could start a crusade!

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« Reply #19 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:37:22 PM »
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?

You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass  Philly.
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:38:29 PM »
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The Netherlands would be a good place - you could start a crusade!

And you thought abortion was complicated
Living in a country like that, I probally would.  Fuck that.
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« Reply #21 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:54:19 PM »
We'll euthanize you too, if you move over here

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« Reply #22 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:56:31 PM »
I do wear glasses.  Can't have half-blind Americans splooging in bathrooms all over the Netherlands, can ya?
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« Reply #23 on: Sep 21, 2004, 01:59:13 PM »
No indeed, before you know it we could have an epidemic on our hands

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« Reply #24 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:11:40 PM »
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?

You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass  Philly.
heeey i LOOOOOVE philly! even more than NY(thats why i didnt transfer to a university there like i was supposed to)

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« Reply #25 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:39:49 PM »
So what degree are you going for?
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« Reply #26 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:41:52 PM »
international area studies.
i dont feel special like when i was a pre-med...i miss those days:(

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« Reply #27 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:45:45 PM »
What kind of a career does that lead to?

(serious question, not a joke set-up )
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« Reply #28 on: Sep 21, 2004, 03:52:15 PM »
I agree with Bernia, FTW is that?
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« Reply #29 on: Sep 21, 2004, 06:06:52 PM »
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?

You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass  Philly.
The not-so-cold places have terrorists.  
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