Author Topic: You're looking at the proud owner... (Read 12592 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Apr 09, 2006, 03:51:31 AM »

...to a supposed, useless subscription of Turtle magazine that's supposedly going to charity.

Twenty-two dollars down the drain, including a two dollar tip because he didn't "have enough change".

I couldn't help it, tho'. The guy who sold it to me was hawt. He reminded me of Johnathan Rhys Meyers. And he was really funny, too. He said it was for some ghey magazine contest, but my inner cynic believes nothing like that. I don't trust people who try to sell me stuff the minute they meet me. I think he's gonna rip off several little old ladies some day. I even congratulated him on his con before I walked off. At least I got a hug out of it.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 09, 2006, 04:29:48 AM »

if I sold you some magazines what would I get?

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 09, 2006, 04:50:56 AM »

I thought you finally got a PS2 or something, but it looks like you just sold out.

tomduo · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 09, 2006, 01:29:57 PM »

You shoulda just gave him a hummer for the magazines. He would have appreciated it more, I think.

Merla · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 09, 2006, 04:11:45 PM »

Sucker!

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 09, 2006, 08:20:56 PM »

Seriously this is a really sad topic. The "at least I got a hug out of it" part clinches it.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 09, 2006, 08:31:47 PM »

And then some...

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 12:28:05 AM »

Bah! You're no one to call me "sad", headbando.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 03:53:22 AM »

Oh, I'm sorry Nuri. I don't want to make you feel bad!

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 05:57:17 AM »

Forget about that...what about using "Hawt" instead of Hot. If anyone should be giving her a hard time, it should be over that. Getting suckered is understandable...I'm sure the guy knew he was hot and going to women was part of his scam. So she got a little "Tee-Hee" and lost 22 bucks. Who hasn't? But spelling it 'Hawt" she should know better.

And if she really wants a PS2 she can have mine. It's just sitting in the floor gathering dust as we speak, so I don't really want it.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 10:18:43 AM »

I'll take it. What's your shipping price?

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 11:05:40 AM »

I like "hawt". And I don't want a PS2. I still have several PS1 games I haven't even finished yet.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 01:38:15 PM »

Wow... Even the Amish have PS2s...

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 01:45:08 PM »

Hawt makes me think of Phucking Heiress-Whore, and when I think of Phucking Heiress-Whore my skin crawls like hundreds of centipedes have hatched under my skin and are trying to tear their way out.

"Wow, that's so hawt!" Fucking die already!

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 01:52:03 PM »

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Wow... Even the Amish have PS2s...

"Forsoth English...The graphics are smoother then a buggy ride on ice."

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 02:00:48 PM »

I just bought an Xbox. PS2, like Xbox before it, will probably wait until I find a way to easily and cheaply copy and play its games.

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 10, 2006, 09:41:55 PM »

Swap Magic 3.6 with a flip top cover. For about 43$ you can quickly soft mod your PS2.

I just downloaded Gun, God of War, Shadow of the Collosus, Onimusha 4 and the Transformers G1 japanese game , and the japanese berserk game.

I've already burned Shadow and Devil may cry 3 SE and they work great as well as Marvel vs Capcom the english version.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 11, 2006, 10:25:36 PM »

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Hawt makes me think of Phucking Heiress-Whore, and when I think of Phucking Heiress-Whore my skin crawls like hundreds of centipedes have hatched under my skin and are trying to tear their way out.

"Wow, that's so hawt!" Fucking die already!

She doesn't say "hawt", she says "hot". Hence why the little slut trademarked it: http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2004/0...story167128.asp

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 11, 2006, 11:03:57 PM »

She should make it the title of her sex tape.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 08:47:26 AM »

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Hawt makes me think of Phucking Heiress-Whore, and when I think of Phucking Heiress-Whore my skin crawls like hundreds of centipedes have hatched under my skin and are trying to tear their way out.

"Wow, that's so hawt!" Fucking die already!
She doesn't say "hawt", she says "hot". Hence why the little slut trademarked it: http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2004/0...story167128.asp

She can't be serious. Why not try to get cold while she is at it and have a matching set. Course this isn't any more absurd then Harely Davidson trying to trademark "Vroom" or some other engine sound.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 10:54:17 AM »

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She should make it the title of her sex tape.

Please. It wasn't THAT good.

tomduo · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 02:36:51 PM »

Am I the only one who thinks Paris Hitlon is ugly? Her body isn't that good, and her face is godawful.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 03:14:05 PM »

That little shit bag trademarked "that's hot" ?

I was saying that before her...fuck this!

I'm gonna trademark "rock n' roll"

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 03:54:42 PM »

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Am I the only one who thinks Paris Hitlon is ugly? Her body isn't that good, and her face is godawful.

I really find nothing appealing about her either.

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 06:50:07 PM »

You don't like her face?
You don't like her breasts?
Her legs?

What's not to like about the way she looks?

Max Con · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 08:01:17 PM »

She has no tits, no ass, and looks like somebody gives her a fat lip everyday. I mean, I like DSLs, but not swollen pockets of collagen.

Nothing kills my boner quicker than her.

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 08:35:31 PM »

Everyone likes to haat celebrities I guess.

tomduo · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 09:13:43 PM »

Her legs maybe, but I've seen more tit in a bucket of KFC. Plus her face looks like broken glass x.x

Sixty Nine · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 09:52:19 PM »

I think I saw her penetrated vaginally and in the mouth before I even saw a colour picture of her... so really there's just no point in looking at her clothed.

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 12, 2006, 10:37:34 PM »

If you guys think she's ugly you must really hate on the everyday girls you sit next to in class and what not.