Fuck a Verizon Wireless!

[Max Con]

I had to encrypt my mother's connection because some cuntrag across the street was using it.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

I use a landline because we don't have consistent cellular coverage where I live.  So if I don't answer my cell, I'm probably at home.  

Which reminds me, I really should change my cell's call forwarding from my voice mail to the house number...that way when it's off or there's no connection, it'll route the call to the landline.

[Rama]

No consistent cell coverage.....Damn, not even I'm that rural.  

[Chopper Face 69]

Hehe. Yeah.  My girlfriend lives on a 90 acre farm far outside of an already small town and phones work fine there.

[The D]

Switched phones. Internet doesn't work but I don't care. I can still download stuff to the phone. I was flipping through the games and they have some interesting sounding ones, stuff like Lord of the Rings, Call of Duty 2, and Destroy All Humans. No way to try out the games without spending the $8 or so to buy them though. Same thing with wallpapers and ringtones, you have to buy them before you can see/hear them. No biggie there, I read somewhere that you can make your own wallpapers using gif files no bigger than a certain size, make your own ringtones using special software, and the phone games are Java so any phone-designed Java game will work.


I forgot Boost mobile as a possible Pay-as-you-go, but their Hip-hop-oriented commercials scared me away. "If your favorite rap artist hadn't gotten his Boost Mobile on, he might actually have a REAL job!"

[Bitch]

Because you know all about having a real job, right?

What provider are you using? Some, like Virgin and Cricket, don't allow you to download stuff that they don't provide. And you can go to their website and preview the ringtones and stuff, you know.

[The D]

Still on Verizon for now.

[The D]

Well this sucks. I read there was a way to get your own ringtones, wallpapers, and java games on the phone. So I download the appropriate programs and give it a try.

Phone doesn't seem to be Java enabled. Uploading the ringtones and photos crashed midway, and half the objects that did upload cause my cellphone to crash. You know, if the phone companies wouldn't expect you to pay them money for shitty pics, tones, and games that don't even fit your interests and you don't give a fuck about...


....at least my phone rings to the Imperial March now.

Edit:
I've always wanted to play Totally Spies on my cell phone... <_<  

[Merla]

I'm sorry that you were screwed over man.  AT&T wireless (bought by cingular last year) fucked me over in 2004.  It's a really long story.  I had been a customer for about four years when I added 2 lines for Nuri and Schmoo.  They were not upfront about the cost.  I ended up paying more then expected.  When the phones arrived one didn't have a battery and it was a big mess to straighten out.  I ended up spending a lot of time on the phone and writing to fix this.  

The plan isn't worth it for me.  Everyone I know almost always calls me at work.  I hardly use the cell. I'm thinking of going the way of Tracphone? tacphone? trecphone? sp? once the contracts up.  Does anyone use this?

[Bitch]

My brother did. He said the phones suck, the phone cards are pretty expensive and don't give you that many minutes, and their coverage area is pretty small.

[The D]

How do I Hax cell phone?

Now I have my own free ringtones and wallpapers on my cell. I'm working on free games, but the problem there isn't finding the software to upload it to the phone, it's finding the free games online.

It's the electronic gadget law: If it can be hacked, it will be.

[Extra Zero]

You expect someone here to tell you?  

[Rama]

First you put you're cell phone on a hard surface. Then find a hammer. If you don't have a hammer, any heavy object will do. A brick, a rock...just anything you can smash stuff with. Ok, now this is the tricky part. You have to smash your cell phone. Once you've done that let me know and I'll talk you through the rest of it.

[Bitch]

In order to properly hack a cell phone, you need a sharp object. A hatchet or an axe is recommended, but a knife will do in a pinch.

[tomduo]

I used my cock, and fucked it until it gave me cool games.

Results may vary.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

I've been able to get ringtones (mp3s and midis) and pictures on and off the phone I have (MotoV551), but the phone tools software won't let me install an Opera browser or games of my own acquisition.

[B E C K]

You expect someone here to tell you?

Seconded.