Author Topic: I choke slammed my friend (Read 11664 times)

IDE · « **on:** Mar 24, 2006, 08:06:25 PM »

This guy is one of those really animated characters always yipping about something or anothher and always up on the latest way to say "hello" I think we're on "What's really hood baby?" right now. So anyways on St. Patricks day he got so drunk that he decided to call me a pussy repeatedly. It was in a joking manner and I was drunk and not taking it seriously. It was sort of like on discovery channel when a little cub is pulling on the ear of the alpha male for fun...and just like on discovery channel eventually the cub arouses the playful wrath of the lion.

So up he went into the air...a pause for effect...and then SLAM! There was a yelp as he hit the ground and then i kicked him in the ribs a little and left him moaning "pussy puss...y" softly on the floor.

The funny thing is that the rest of the frat is so fanatically starved for any news of me being violent that around 11 guys have came up to me saying "I heard you..." since it happened. Drunk on the stories of another era, they long to see me in action once more. But those days are over. I am a relic left over from a time rememebered only in legend...

Bitch · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 24, 2006, 08:08:36 PM »

...until next time you go drinking.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 24, 2006, 08:12:56 PM »

That would be tonight.

Also my aforementioned friend hasn't been in the gym all week because he landed on his shoulder. I take some sort of sick pride in that kind of like faye and attending maxim parties. A sort of "look what I got to do" type of enjoyment.

tomduo · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 24, 2006, 08:58:11 PM »

o.o

I've chokeslammed someone, does that make me cool too?

My girlfriend is hot, and I was on South Beach watching women oiling up EACH other's breasts. I am quite happy.

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 24, 2006, 09:21:25 PM »

She have any hot friends?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 24, 2006, 11:12:10 PM »

...I'm going to the basement.

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 24, 2006, 11:15:28 PM »

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She have any hot friends?

Actually yeah. My friend Chris likes this Egyptian chick Yara, but feels she is too young for him. Otherwise, I'd do her.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 25, 2006, 12:45:49 AM »

Next time I come down you can introduce us. I'll lie and tel lher I'm 24. When she asks how we know eachother you can say "Don't worry yara, he's from the INTERNET."

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 25, 2006, 12:54:18 AM »

You never know until you try...

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 25, 2006, 05:29:15 PM »

IDE doesn't try. He does!

tomduo · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 25, 2006, 05:45:12 PM »

...yeah, I doubt he could with an Islamic Feminist into Yaoi. But hey, you never know.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 25, 2006, 07:45:41 PM »

Try to remember some of the basics of CQC.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 25, 2006, 11:33:25 PM »

Leverage. It's all about leverage.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 03:06:53 AM »

Islmamic feministes into yaoi love me! if for no other reason than there fantaszing abour me maming out with another anime charater

while weagina turbom

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 05:52:25 PM »

..........

Faye, is that you?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 06:59:41 PM »

MAN-FAYE?!

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 08:17:08 PM »

You rang?

*works it*

Sam · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 08:47:01 AM »

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She have any hot friends?
Actually yeah. My friend Chris likes this Egyptian chick Yara, but feels she is too young for him. Otherwise, I'd do her.

How old is he and how old is she?

tomduo · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 09:34:18 AM »

He's 24, she's 19.

The D · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 04:49:23 PM »

Come on Tom, hook a brotha up!

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 12:09:58 AM »

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He's 24, she's 19.

What magical math is he doing that makes a five year difference too young? Is he planning an arranged marriage or what?

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 12:32:46 AM »

oh that sort of magical math runs rampant here

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 12:59:51 AM »

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He's 24, she's 19.
What magical math is he doing that makes a five year difference too young? Is he planning an arranged marriage or what?

He's all emo now, because he couldn't do Yara, but he could chase a girl he met on Myspace for a month, until she dropped him telling him she had a new boyfriend.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 02:23:14 AM »

yara needs to be filled with infidel!

tomduo · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 12:39:34 PM »

Her friend that always follows her around (I forget her name) does too, even though she isn't a Muslim. She just needs to be laid, she's too quiet. But then so does Chris...

Sam · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 02:20:56 PM »

I'll help Yara make some mix-breed babies

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 30, 2006, 08:33:50 AM »

Whoa. Kinky.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 30, 2006, 10:42:48 AM »

What a pick-up line.

The only one that really comes close to that is from a guy I know who popped the question to his girlfriend by asking if she wanted to be buried with his folks.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 30, 2006, 11:55:56 PM »

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oh that sort of magical math runs rampant here

Why?

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 31, 2006, 04:38:51 AM »

Why...why indeed...If I knew the answer to that I could somehow combat it...find the answer...and DOMINATE EVERY 18 YR OLD IN THIS CITY with the POWER OF MY TRUE AGE!

but it escapes my grasp...so I must hide in the shadows...and walk among the "young" as an imposter...a pretender to youth.