Author Topic: My world has been thrown into disarray.... (Read 12288 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Mar 21, 2006, 05:14:39 PM »

Some kid's show has a sheep on it named "Bernie"! Does this mean there's a human somewhere named "Flossie"?

tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 05:49:09 PM »

Im baked from sitting out in the sun. Wheeeeeeeeeee

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 06:16:06 PM »

And you look like a sheep? Is this what you're trying to tell me? Bernie was a black sheep. Maybe he baked, too.

tomduo · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 06:17:32 PM »

I'm a little red, actually, but tomorrow I should be nice and bronze.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 06:25:53 PM »

Or a deeper shade of red, upon which you'll assume the new board name "Lobstertom".

The D · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 06:42:56 PM »

Or he'll look like his avatar.

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 07:43:34 PM »

That's Mangaverse Spidey, witnessing some red hot Mary Jane on Black Cat action. I was waiting for someone to ask me about it.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 07:54:49 PM »

Mangaverse spidey has a prensile web shooting penis or 3 amirite?

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 08:36:39 PM »

No, of course not. He has hentai tentacles.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 10:42:45 PM »

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That's Mangaverse Spidey, witnessing some red hot Mary Jane on Black Cat action. I was waiting for someone to ask me about it.

And we should all thank D for asking you about it...

tomduo · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 10:55:10 PM »

It's a great comic series. MJ is Spider Girl, and her and petey are part of the Ninja Society of ninjas. The black cat is basically herself, and when MJ and Peter get waylaid by ninjas, both are knocked out. Black Cat saves them, and then decides to fuck with Peter by making it seem she was raping MJ. That was his response upon standing up.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 10:58:07 PM »

I think Stan Lee just rolled over in his grave.

tomduo · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 11:08:37 PM »

That's because his cock got hard.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 11:52:10 PM »

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Black Cat saves them, and then decides to fuck with Peter by making it seem she was raping MJ. That was his response upon standing up.

Why haven't you posted a picture of that yet? Who wants to see Spidey's dumb reaction or even cares about Stan Lee's toasty old cockerjammer?

tomduo · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 12:11:25 PM »

Missus Lee...

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=116423432&size=l

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=116422417&size=l

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 01:22:21 PM »

ginormous spider melons

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 02:59:42 PM »

She wasn't trying to rape her....she was giving her Mouth to Mouth. Athough why you'd need to do that if someone got a Ninja Star in the arm and passed out is beyond me.

tomduo · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 05:23:34 PM »

It's hot as hell, though.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 08:20:50 PM »

That's pretty cool.

tomduo · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 09:07:01 PM »

Yeah, the comics rock. The Human Torch is a firey (heh) female redhead with cute pigtails.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 09:47:13 PM »

And I thought the Ultimate universe was bad.

tomduo · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 10:12:53 PM »

Hey, shut the fuck up Al. The Ultimate Universe is wonderful. Ultimate Spider-man is the BEST comic out there.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 11:45:32 PM »

Awww... that Black Cat doesn't do it for me. She looks like a boy with implants. Or Rei Ayanami. =( MJ's sorta cute.

The mouth to mouth thing was dumb. In addition to what Rama said, even if she needed mouth to mouth, she wasn't flat on her back, BC didn't chell to see if her airway was open or anything. Whoever wrote it would've been better off just having BC do it for devilish kicks as Peter slipped back into consciousness. Now it just looks poorly written.

And the shuriken was obviously magical, as it grew a sleeve for MJ twice.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 23, 2006, 04:05:01 AM »

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Hey, shut the fuck up Al. The Ultimate Universe is wonderful. Ultimate Spider-man is the BEST comic out there.

Bah.....I don't want to read a comic where the Secert Wars Never happened.

tomduo · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 23, 2006, 11:55:13 AM »

Yet. Give them time, they are still dealing with Gah Lak Tus.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 31, 2006, 12:00:03 PM »

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Some kid's show has a sheep on it named "Bernie"!

I was out of town that weekend and have no idea what happened....

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Does this mean there's a human somewhere named "Flossie"?

Fictionally, at least. Ever hear of the Bobbsey Twins books?

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Bert and Nan are the older twins, and Flossie and Freddie are the younger set.

They've been re-edited several times, mostly to get rid of, um, descriptive interpretation of black dialect.

I have some from the 30's and it's pretty bad.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 31, 2006, 07:53:37 PM »

What do you mean? As in how it was described or how they were making black people talk like in the Uncle Remus stories where I feel like I need to go to the eighteen sixties and kidnap a translator.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 01, 2006, 12:07:03 AM »

Wait, are you talking about the CGI show with the pig-kid that lives on a farm in, what I can only assume, is Ireland during the potato famine?

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 01, 2006, 12:15:54 AM »

Yep. Why, was Bernie back?

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 01, 2006, 12:31:23 AM »

They use to show that show on PBS real early on Sunday morning here. When i had pulled an all nighter writing, and everything else was Infomomericals. (don't have cable on the TV in my office) I'd turn over and that'd be on at like 5am.