Author Topic: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls? (Read 11527 times)

spooie · « **on:** Mar 18, 2006, 12:07:30 AM »

I know there are gamers here... so hopefully it's okay for me to plug this bitchin' game deal...

Toys R Us, though Amazon.com, has the Sonic Mega Collection PLUS [and] Super Monkey Ball Deluxe 2-in-1 COMBO Pack... for $15!

That's like 7.50 each! Think of 7 Sonic Genesis Games, 6 Sonic Game Gear Games, 4 Unlockable Bonus Games and Knuckles Add-on enhancements... plus a remixed version of Super Monkey Ball 1 and 2 with 300 Levels!

I know what you're thinking right now... "spooie, you crazy, insane, videogame buying son of a bitch... this offer is too good to be true, there must be a catch!". Well, that's just it! There is no catch! That's right... NO CATCH. All you need is an Amazon.com account, an address for Amazon.com to mail the game to, and enough intelligence to ACT NOW.

Order soon. Supplies are Limited!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000CJC1HY/

Seriously though... it has the classic Sonic games before the 3D Crap, and one of the better Sega series to come out since they went 3rd Party. Check it out if you have an Xbox. Or better yet... has anyone here other than myself played any of them?

tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 12:08:55 AM »

I have the mega collection for the Cube. Fuck an XBox.

spooie · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 12:30:25 AM »

In the DVD tray... or the controller ports? :unsure:

tomduo · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 12:31:55 AM »

With a chainsaw.

spooie · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 12:35:19 AM »

Controller Ports it is!

So you want me to watch Heathers first... or just fuck my Gamecube?

Max Con · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 02:30:07 AM »

I'd probably get it with my turk money if it was backwards compatible with the 360, since my old Xbox sucks.

Which, really, nothing is. fux

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 10:52:28 AM »

I call your old Xbox "the grinder"...

I've actually considered re-buying an Xbox so I can play the games that aren't currently supported on the 360, however I know that the moment I do they'll come out with a BC update and I'll feel like a dumbass.

tomduo · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 01:32:58 PM »

Which is what Bill Gates wants you to do.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 02:26:15 PM »

I realize that, which is why I resist...that and I'd have absoultely no place to put that 11 pound box.

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 09:28:06 PM »

i am heug like xbox.

Bitch · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 18, 2006, 10:20:48 PM »

Heug? Isn't that the noise you make when you vomit?

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 19, 2006, 12:02:35 AM »

The 360 is to expensive and doesn't have enough games as of yet to make it's purchase beneficial to me, myself and I. I'll make do with my plain old Xbox until that changes.

As for the game...well I was never much for Sonic, actually, so I think I'll pass.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 19, 2006, 02:20:10 AM »

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Heug? Isn't that the noise you make when you vomit?

thats the noise you'll make if i ever see you in person.

Bitch · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 19, 2006, 11:42:48 AM »

So, I'll vomit if you look at me? If I look at you? Or is it the noise you'll make if you look at me? You calling me ugly? Punk?

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 19, 2006, 12:53:02 PM »

I don't know.

How's your gag reflex?

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 01:51:44 AM »

Cause a girl with no gag reflex is always pretty in IDE's eyes.

Bitch · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 02:26:59 AM »

I'm not sure whether to flirt or kick him in the nuts. XD

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 03:23:48 AM »

Either way, you'd be flirting.

Bitch · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 04:14:47 AM »

So my best answer would be to say that I have a terribly strong gag reflex, and will wretch even if I swallow spaghetti wrong.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 08:49:00 AM »

Good answer. Also, carry a stick. IDE might see that as a challenge.

Fiero · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:13:53 AM »

Sounds like one.

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 12:56:48 PM »

If you don't have your own stick I will be happy to provide one for you.

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 02:26:46 PM »

I thought that was a twig?

Bitch · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 02:56:23 PM »

No thanks, I have one:

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 09:51:22 PM »

are you loli?

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:37:21 PM »

I don't think she is....but look on the upside, you can star in pOrn when they sew it back on.

Bitch · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:48:31 PM »

[dumb]What means loli? Like, underaged or just wears frilly costumes?[/dumb]

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:50:30 PM »

underaged...but if you wear frilly costumes please tell us more.

Bitch · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:51:53 PM »

I'm underaged, but frilly costumes don't flatter my figure at all.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 01:05:58 AM »

Not even your "Jurassic Park" neck frill?