Author Topic: Reason # 5,986,472 why I will never have a kid (Read 18280 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 18, 2004, 12:48:51 AM »

Sorry but if I'm paying for the tit, I'm touching the tit! Shitleigh, wait your turn!

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 18, 2004, 01:27:43 AM »

Looking over the latest batch of BRATS entries... Reinbeau. LMAO That's the funniest name ever. I almost wet my pants.

Rumble · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 06:45:47 AM »

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Some women become so obsessed with the kid that the husband becomes secondary, except for monetary support. I can't imagine a life that fucked up, but it happens all the time.

Well that's why there used to be such a thing as polygamy, before the Christians came along and fucked that up.

tomduo · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:20:04 AM »

Well if you ever had a Latina...

Hell, I would only want one woman. Any more, and I'd die @.x;

MegatronYES · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:30:07 AM »

Hmm. You're dumb.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 09:06:54 PM »

I know as a woman I shouldn't be saying this... but that... that doesn't sound right.

tomduo · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 20, 2004, 12:49:23 AM »

I couldn't handle anyone else. It would kill me... ya know, if any of them didn't.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 09:27:25 AM »

Nothing wrong with looking. I don't care where Eddie gets an appetite. He's always home for dinner.

Rumble · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 10:19:27 AM »

The question is, does he always come home alone?

tomduo · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 10:48:27 AM »

Kinky!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 11:31:23 AM »

Excluding stray cats found at pubs, yes. For someone who still has boxes of groupie letters & pictures from his metal band days, he's very jealous and doesn't want any references to my life before he came on the scene, esp. a certain woman. Does no good for me to point out that he was six when she & I were living together either.

Rumble · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 12:26:19 PM »

He had groupies in his metal band days?

All we got was bottles thrown at our heads,..... and that ways on good days.

Fiero · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 12:29:19 PM »

I had some hardcore kids following me around for awhile, but the band folded for a few months. Fucking dick-up-ass guitarists.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 02:15:45 PM »

A swinger couple tried to pick up me and Kimmy three years ago at the restaurant we both worked at.

Rumble · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 02:21:16 PM »

Well our band was succesfull for the only purpose we formed it, namely getting into bars even though we were younger then 16. As soon as we were all legal to drink, we immediately dissolved the band.

Goddamn we sucked.
I recently dug up our first demo tape (we made a total of two), it barely qualifies as noise, let alone music.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 03:12:46 PM »

did u sing?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 03:15:26 PM »

No, he pounded the stage with his alternating fists.

Rumble · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 03:20:58 PM »

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did u sing?

Well considering we were trying to emulate Darkthrone, I wouldn't exactly call it singing, but yeah I was the guy behind the mike.
Of course that was mainly because I never bothered to learn how to play the guitar.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 21, 2004, 03:27:47 PM »

Eddie was on bass; still plays occasionally. I hear noises between him & this guy I bartend with about starting up a band, but nobody's gotten off his ass yet.