Author Topic: Fucking Isaac Hayes (Read 12529 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Mar 16, 2006, 12:43:57 AM »

(....but it makes me laugh...)

http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article351365.ece

HIPPO. CRATE.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 01:06:30 AM »

But Scientology is a bogus pile of sci-fi claptrap designed to hoodwink people into forking over their money.

That is bogus of him, I mean religon has been one of South Park's biggest hot buttons that they like to push since the start. Hell Trey and Matt make fun of their own religons on almost an episodic basises, and they do one pot shot at Hayes religon and he gets his panties in a bunch. Bullshit.

Wonder if they'll recast the voice or just get ride of Chef completely.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 01:45:52 AM »

I can't picture isacc hayes being a scientologist.

"Xe-who? You crazy crackah!"

Death to Chef.

gwynn · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 08:42:45 AM »

Back into obscurity with you!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 08:45:48 AM »

What the hell is wrong with that guy?
Nothing is sacred for South Park. HELL, if it is sacred, it's made fun of doubly! And if it's already Funny without them getting to it, then it's like striking gold!

tomduo · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 10:46:24 AM »

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"Xe-who? You crazy crackah!"

Actually black people turn out to be the biggest religious douche bags.

Max Con · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 12:23:52 PM »

They should make an episode where Chef (in a none-speaking role, of course) is offended by the principal for something, quits, and walks home. And then gets hit by a bus.

It could work somehow.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 01:33:16 PM »

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"Xe-who? You crazy crackah!"
Actually black people turn out to be the biggest religious douche bags.

Yeah but I figured their douchebaggery was rooted in tradition.

tomduo · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 04:41:29 PM »

Always.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 05:21:18 PM »

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They should make an episode where Chef (in a none-speaking role, of course) is offended by the principal for something, quits, and walks home. And then gets hit by a bus.

It could work somehow.

Hmmm. I like it. You're hired.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 06:25:58 PM »

Seconded.

Bitch · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 08:56:19 PM »

I thought the title of the thread meant something else, and was severely disappointed upon reading it.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 10:13:18 PM »

Are you saying that you want Chef's chocolate salty balls?

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 17, 2006, 06:10:05 PM »

Old news? the article was published 2 days ago! I guess that's old in the realm of the internets.

Yea well.... I'd insult him because of his color, but there are decient black people out there... so.... fucking Scientologist.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 07:50:01 PM »

Yes, I'd say so.

At another board, someone insinuated that perhaps other scientologists or higher ups in the [doHTML]<S>scam</S>[/doHTML] organization bullied or pressured Hayes into quitting. While that is firmly in the realm of possibility, it would then also make him a pussy as well.

Max Con · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 09:08:57 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_st...,188463,00.html

The plot thickens.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 10:00:01 PM »

Tom Cruise did it. He's crazy!

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:29:35 PM »

He'll start missing the chell soon...He'll be back. Just like Daniel Jackson and the Duke boys.

Max Con · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 02:32:10 AM »

Wednesday's episode has Chef in it.

He dies in the first few minutes or Matt and Trey made a new joke episode out of the blue over this whole thing already.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 04:56:24 PM »

They made a joke out of it already....it only takes 6 days to animate an episode of South Park. It's how they got that refrence to Jar Jar in the movie when the first Preview for TPM was only released a month before the Bigger, Longer, and Uncut hit theaters.

tomduo · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 05:51:57 PM »

Let's not forget the Christmas in Canada ending, which came out 3 days after Sadam was caught. When you have a studio full of geeks and computers, you could compile an entire series in a month.

The D · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 06:01:35 PM »

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But it’s hard to know anything since Hayes, like Katie Holmes, is constantly monitored by a Scientologist representative most of the time.

Shit, it's like the Illuminati. If they say something bad about Scientology, does the agent make them disappear?

Tom Cruise won't promote MI:III

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Actor Tom Cruise threatened to boycott promotion of his upcoming Paramount Pictures film unless a sister cable TV network pulled a "South Park" rerun lampooning the Church of Scientology, industry sources said on Friday.

Like anyone gives a fuck about Mission Impossible. I don't even plan to see it now.

Edit:
The entire South Park Scientology episode.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 08:00:11 PM »

You fail for not posting Trey and Matt's response:

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"So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun," the pair wrote.

"Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 08:38:10 PM »

Xenu: Warrior Alien.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 10:38:17 PM »

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You fail for not posting Trey and Matt's response:

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"So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun," the pair wrote.

"Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

That was such a great response....I heard that on the Radio the other day and almost wrecked the car I was laughing so hard........I think I even urinated a little.

tomduo · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 10:53:05 PM »

I just peed.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 11:25:54 PM »

Meh, I think you're being a little generous. I give it only an amused smile and a barely noticable twitch of the urethra.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 12:18:12 AM »

Yes, but you must remember how easily amused I am, and how weak my bladder is.

tomduo · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 12:12:37 PM »

Swollen prostate? I just have no morals.

tomduo · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 22, 2006, 09:30:56 PM »

Holy shit. That was a perfect episode of South Park.