Author Topic: This is why Microsoft scares me... (Read 8242 times)

spooie · « **on:** Mar 15, 2006, 01:49:59 PM »

I GOT THE LOOT, STEVE!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=68...&q=steve+balmer

tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 15, 2006, 02:06:40 PM »

O.o

Ew.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 15, 2006, 02:17:28 PM »

I hate when companies have people that act that way. At least yell something like "We're gonna get so fucking rich we're gonna eat sushi off of hot naked japanese slave girls with breast implants while lighting our cigars with thousand dollar bills!"

that would get a "woooo" out of me.

Bernie · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 15, 2006, 03:30:12 PM »

Yummy! :wub:

But no implants necessary. Or cigars.

The D · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 15, 2006, 06:20:01 PM »

This is why Micro$oft scares me

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A CHAP who managed to sneak a peek at the Vole's internal beta version 2 of Windows 53xx informed us that, even while idling, Vista eats as much as 800Mb of system memory.

Yeah, we were shocked too, but you have to believe the screenshot below.

Memory manufacturers couldn't be happier about that, as it will make people to go out and buy more memory. Our source reported that Vista runs ok with 1024Mb of system memory but no-doubt 2048Mb would be much better.

Vista won't install on FAT32 partitions, it only likes NTFS partitions. We also know that the system performs quite well on an Athlon 4000+ and a Geforce 7800 GTX 512 works just fine in the mix. Aero glass looks good, we liked it when we first clapped eyes on Beta 1 version.

Vista occupies roughly three times more space than Windows XP. In fact, it'll require up to a whopping seven gigabytes of drive space.

Not only that, but certain Microsoft software and games, like the PC version of Halo 2, will only run on vista.

spooie · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 15, 2006, 07:40:50 PM »

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. At least yell something like "We're gonna get so fucking rich we're gonna eat sushi off of hot naked japanese slave girls with breast implants while lighting our cigars with thousand dollar bills!"

You saw the movie "Rising Sun" too?

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 15, 2006, 08:06:04 PM »

I ate sushi off of Kary's naked body. She said it was cold, and then we were kicked outta the restaurant.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 15, 2006, 08:57:16 PM »

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. At least yell something like "We're gonna get so fucking rich we're gonna eat sushi off of hot naked japanese slave girls with breast implants while lighting our cigars with thousand dollar bills!"

You saw the movie "Rising Sun" too?

That was in "Rising Sun"?

tomduo · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 15, 2006, 08:58:01 PM »

It's a movie starring Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes. It sucked.

spooie · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 12:11:14 AM »

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. At least yell something like "We're gonna get so fucking rich we're gonna eat sushi off of hot naked japanese slave girls with breast implants while lighting our cigars with thousand dollar bills!"

You saw the movie "Rising Sun" too?

That was in "Rising Sun"?

I just remember the dude from Mortal Kombat and two naked chicks, and him sucking some sake off some mammeries and eating sushi off their chests.

And yes... it sucked.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 12:16:34 AM »

I'd like it if that was what I remebered....but I just can't get that chick's freaky hand out of my head.

spooie · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 12:17:55 AM »

Oh... and one more thing... Bill Gates runs like a girl...

http://www.g4tv.com/g4blog/blog/G4Blog/pos...ike_a_Girl.html

spooie · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 12:18:30 AM »

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I'd like it if that was what I remebered....but I just can't get that chick's freaky hand out of my head.

You think that's bad... I can't get her hand out of my pants.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 12:36:41 AM »

That would be akward....Litterally.

Bitch · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 02:13:53 AM »

I love the way you typed that, Rama. Because your spelling is literally and literarily awkward, as is your use of random ellipses and capitalization.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 06:18:32 AM »

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I just remember the dude from Mortal Kombat and two naked chicks, and him sucking some sake off some mammeries and eating sushi off their chests.

This is also my only memory of this movie.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 11:07:39 AM »

I also remember the guy that fell into the foundation form, and something about they couldn't get the body because there was no way they'd bust up the foundation for the body.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 01:11:19 PM »

Huh. I always liked Rising Sun.

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 01:34:02 PM »

I like rising sun too.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 05:28:13 PM »

It was hawt, having Connery call him "kohai" and telling him to call him "sempai". "Is that like massa?" Indeed, Wesley, indeed. Oh where are you now....?

IDE · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 16, 2006, 07:00:03 PM »

sempai's pleasurous nutrients

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 17, 2006, 01:00:51 PM »

One of my favorite moments was when he was reaming the guy out in Japanese and at the end he finished with "...and don't you fuck with me!"

I wonder how Japanese in a Scottish accent would come across to a native Japanese....

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 17, 2006, 05:15:52 PM »

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sempai's pleasurous nutrients

o.o;

Remind me never to eat at your place.

The D · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 17, 2006, 05:59:36 PM »

This is why I hate Bill Gates

Why must he mock the poor third worlders with their handcranked computers? Because they run linux?

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 07:44:43 PM »

This is about Rising Sun, now. DEAL.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 20, 2006, 11:44:22 PM »

Yeah! You talk about Connery's rugged manliness and you do it now Mister!

The D · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 05:52:39 PM »

Fuck that, I want to talk about handcranked computers....

excuse me *cranks his computer*

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 21, 2006, 06:13:20 PM »

That computer better grunt like Sean Connery everytime you crank it.

Author Topic: This is why Microsoft scares me... (Read 8242 times)

Bernie