Author Topic: Just in time for holiday shopping! (Read 15834 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Sep 13, 2004, 10:41:52 AM »

I predict that getting their wallets, um, husbands to buy them one will be the next status symbol for soccer moms since Hummers are getting a bit passe'.

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The 19 named assault-style firearms banned under a 1994 law that expires Monday:

* AK-47 and all models of the Norinco, Mitchell and Poly Technologies Avtomat Kalashnikovs, designed in the former Soviet Union.

* Uzi and Galil, both made by Action Arms Israeli Military Industries.

* TEC-9, TEC-22 and TEC-DC9, manufactured by Intratec.

* SWD M-10, M-11, M-11-9 and M-12. Based on the design of the MAC-10, their full-automatic cousin, these assault pistols are designed to fire many bullets over a wide area in seconds.

* Street Sweeper and Striker 12 and other revolving cylinder semiautomatic shotguns.

* Beretta AR-70 and SC-70, used by armed forces in a number of countries including Italy, Jordan and Malaysia.

* Colt AR-15, the civilian version of the M-16 rifle that is the U.S. military's standard-issue rifle.

* Several weapons manufactured by Fabrique Nationale, the FN-FAL, FN-LAR and FNC. The guns are used by the armed forces of more than 90 countries.

* Steyr AUG, a rifle made in Germany.

tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 10:49:55 AM »

This is a bad bad thing. Bush and congress suckles man titties.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:38:01 AM »

But you need gunowners to protect you!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:40:34 AM »

I wouldn't protect Tom.

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:44:17 AM »

He's not an American anyway, right?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:48:15 AM »

He's from Boston.

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 12:19:32 PM »

Ireland?

Guest · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 01:39:22 PM »

Nah, because if he were, he'd probably have Bono as his Avatar.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 01:39:54 PM »

That was me.

tomduo · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 04:20:26 PM »

Im from Rhode Island.

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 09:56:44 PM »

I wonder how much the body count from gang wars will increase because of this.

Probably little. It will make getting machine guns easier, but I'm sure they could get them even with the law in place.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:01:53 PM »

Yep. Need those assault riffles to hunt dear and protect my family from like... a well organized rogue swat team.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:43:18 PM »

Yeah, Merla was ranting to me about this. I think even now regular guns are too easy to get. The sole purpose behind a gun is to kill something. Anyone who isn't a cop or doesn't hunt has no reason in the world to possibly own one.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 12:50:20 AM »

......well, yeah... but.........you weren't in the fucking army, and you didn't get to fire at little man-shaped black things popping up from behind grass burms.

I want a Colt-15 so bad. So, so bad. :unsure:

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 12:51:57 AM »

No gun for you!

Bitch · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 12:52:43 AM »

*gives Megs a wimpy pocket knife instead*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:07:55 AM »

I'm serous about buying one, but now's just not the time that I should be spending money on something like that. I'm waiting for some more black people to move into my neighborhood.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:09:04 AM »

[Dudley Moore] God, I'm so funny! [/Dudley Moore]

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:35:41 AM »

MegatronYES · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:49:37 AM »

On a more serous note, I honestly do want to own a large firearm, and I simply don't have a good reason to own it. "missing" weapons just isn't a good excuse.

Bitch · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:50:34 AM »

Get big, sharp knives! No one calls you a terrorist when you have knives, until you go on a killing spree with them, that is.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:51:50 AM »

And you can, like, totally cook with them!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:57:24 AM »

Bah, already have a lot of those. Cappy is a nihon buff, and there are a lot of swords around the house up on the walls and on dressers and shit.

Bitch · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:57:55 AM »

*robs Megs' house*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:59:48 AM »

Stop. Quit it.

Quit it.

Stop.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:00:06 AM »

Ask Cappy to pretend he's been dishonored and then see if he commits suicide.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:07:19 AM »

Oh my God! That's the best idea EVER!!!

::turns around, runs upstairs::

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:23:40 AM »

And don't use any honorifics when you say it. You know, to really drive the point home.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:24:51 AM »

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Oh my God! That's the best idea EVER!!!

::turns around, runs upstairs::

somehow u doing that, and Nuri mentioning a "cappy' made me remember of Regan's "friend" in the exorcist

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:29:17 AM »

I don't remember that movie. And I saw it for the first time less than three years ago.

Author Topic: Just in time for holiday shopping! (Read 15834 times)

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