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« Reply #30 on: Mar 11, 2006, 10:02:37 AM »
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Maybe you've been cloned.  All they would need is a sample of your DNA.
If the cloned looked old than doesn't it stand to reason that she's the clone?

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« Reply #31 on: Mar 11, 2006, 01:55:36 PM »
I thought it was from inbreeding. Peru is the Tennessee of South America.
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« Reply #32 on: Mar 11, 2006, 04:03:39 PM »
so you are from tennessee, huh?  i should have known that.

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« Reply #33 on: Mar 11, 2006, 05:39:55 PM »
No, but you are, well the inbreeding capital.

It gets lonely in those mountains... too lonely. C'Mere Llama or Mama.
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« Reply #34 on: Mar 11, 2006, 06:39:02 PM »
as always, you are talking shit.  

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« Reply #35 on: Mar 11, 2006, 07:12:54 PM »
But you eat it.

I'd rather it come out of my mouth than be spread over me like cream cheese.
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« Reply #36 on: Mar 12, 2006, 01:22:00 AM »
So... someone's a... bagel?

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« Reply #37 on: Mar 12, 2006, 10:19:28 AM »
In schieze pr0n, always. Smearing means something totally different, though.
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« Reply #38 on: Mar 12, 2006, 12:11:12 PM »
Why the hell do we have to assiciate the German word with teh crap pr0n, damnit!  Not all Germans are into crapping on people!

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« Reply #39 on: Mar 12, 2006, 01:50:52 PM »
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Why the hell do we have to assiciate the German word with teh crap pr0n, damnit!  Not all Germans are into crapping on people!
Just the cool ones, right?  I don't like the idea of watching someone get crapped on.  But I did see a video of a girl crapping on the concrete patio once that turned me on.  Her nipples were fucking awesome.
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« Reply #40 on: Mar 12, 2006, 02:19:34 PM »
Would they not have been just as awesome without the feces?

I think feces and urine related fetishes are the only ones I don't really get. I assume most such pr0n online is there for shock value and not actually for people who are into it... or at least I will feel that way until I get crapped on in a sexual sense and enjoy it...

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« Reply #41 on: Mar 12, 2006, 03:30:55 PM »
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Would they not have been just as awesome without the feces?

I think feces and urine related fetishes are the only ones I don't really get. I assume most such pr0n online is there for shock value and not actually for people who are into it... or at least I will feel that way until I get crapped on in a sexual sense and enjoy it...
I don't get Guro either.
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« Reply #42 on: Mar 12, 2006, 04:05:29 PM »
OKay... maybe I didnt' think of it too much before I posted.  I don't get... sex with dead people, kids, feces and fatties.

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« Reply #43 on: Mar 12, 2006, 04:38:40 PM »
SLICE EM UP AND FUCK THE STOMACH!
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« Reply #44 on: Mar 12, 2006, 05:18:19 PM »
whoever wins this contest of wills shall have the privelige of yours truly taking a dump on their chest whilst I sing the theme from ghost busters!

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« Reply #45 on: Mar 12, 2006, 06:37:51 PM »
I conceed, Peru is great.

Enjoy.
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« Reply #46 on: Mar 14, 2006, 11:37:54 AM »
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I don't get... sex with dead people, kids, feces and fatties.

There's also the popular lactation and amputee markets. :x
 
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« Reply #47 on: Mar 14, 2006, 01:04:31 PM »
I dont' get the amputee thing...

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« Reply #48 on: Mar 14, 2006, 02:44:55 PM »
imagine a chick with no legs on top of you using her arms to spin herself around.

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« Reply #49 on: Mar 14, 2006, 02:52:10 PM »
Since I didn't pick up the magazine, I have no idea if they got that inventive.  The cover was all about smooth, silky stumps.  :P  

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« Reply #50 on: Mar 14, 2006, 04:07:58 PM »
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imagine a chick with no legs on top of you using her arms to spin herself around.
I do sometimes... spinners. Mmmmm.
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« Reply #51 on: Mar 15, 2006, 07:06:22 PM »
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #52 on: Mar 15, 2006, 07:55:42 PM »
i have that movie