Author Topic: this is for the non-smokers here (Read 13786 times)

tomduo · « **Reply #30 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 03:03:59 PM »

LMAO, didn't notice it.

I am teh suck.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #31 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 05:00:14 PM »

Going rate around here is about 80$ for oral and 120$ for full on intercourse. This varies slightly to things like 75$ and 125$ but for a standard low end whore house covering as a strip club that seems to be the way to go. But that's Canadian so take off like... 10 to 15$ from that.

The D · « **Reply #32 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 05:38:22 PM »

I'm trying to figure out how aDamn knows this.

Also, I just noticed my avatar and title, which I didn't put together on purpose.

IDE · « **Reply #33 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 06:43:46 PM »

What is the slang for getting an oral and intercourse package deal?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #34 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 08:08:51 PM »

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What is the slang for getting an oral and intercourse package deal?

A really good time?

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Mar 09, 2006, 11:56:21 PM »

"Quarter pounder with cheese."

Rama · « **Reply #36 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 08:56:54 AM »

Well that explains my strange trip to McDonalds last week....and why it cost me so much.

tomduo · « **Reply #37 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 12:36:48 PM »

Alabaster Jones should not be allowed to run a McDonalds.

tomduo · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 12:37:18 PM »

Alabaster Jones should not be allowed to run a McDonalds.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 02:56:47 PM »

Alabaster Jones should not be allowed to run a McDonalds.

Sam · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 03:44:44 PM »

Alabaster Jones should be allowed to run a McDonalds.

Rama · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 04:36:29 PM »

Alabaster Jones should not be allowed to run a McDonalds.

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 04:50:05 PM »

Allibaster Jones could have fun with McGonical.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 05:49:08 PM »

McGonagall?

tomduo · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 10, 2006, 08:02:53 PM »

Alabaster Jones should be allowed to run a McDonalds.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 12, 2006, 01:20:12 AM »

With McGonagall!

tomduo · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 12, 2006, 10:18:41 AM »

Hawt.

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 12, 2006, 01:48:53 PM »

That third page made my cry. Fucking shit man. I love this place.

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 12, 2006, 03:32:25 PM »

Almost as much as I love McGonagall.

gwynn · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 12, 2006, 04:31:32 PM »

I smoked a fat cigar on newyears.
They sometimes smell nice and so do cloves to an extent.
My grand pappy smoked out of pipes, after he died I wanted to steal some of them cause smelling them reminded me of him, but my grandma threw them out.
She also got rid of his porno collection and huge jars of pennies from like 1920 and on.
The bitch.

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 12, 2006, 11:26:37 PM »

Why would she get rid of the pennies? Did she at least find a Coinstar or somethin'?

IDE · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 12, 2006, 11:29:26 PM »

I downloaded some black and white pr0n that was supposedly made in the 50s (maybe earlier, it's a silent film), they tried to have some sort of silent plot too. It was like "oh we're rolling dice. You lost now you gotta sleep with me! 23 skidoo!"

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 13, 2006, 01:27:34 PM »

Did it have that kooky silent film music in the background?

gwynn · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 13, 2006, 03:31:32 PM »

Did coinstar exist in 1992?

Bitch · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 13, 2006, 03:47:44 PM »

Banks did.

IDE · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 13, 2006, 04:39:07 PM »

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Did it have that kooky silent film music in the background?

No but if I knew how to add it I totally would.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 14, 2006, 12:44:30 AM »

And constant cuts to dialogue boxes? You got to have those. It'd be funny to see one with "Ohhhhh yeah, put it in my ass." on it.

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 14, 2006, 05:40:02 PM »

And then at the end, a guy in a tophat with a moustache can tie them both to the traintracks.

Bitch · « **Reply #58 on:** Mar 14, 2006, 08:08:12 PM »

Where they can do kinky things with their squished limbs after the train runs over them.

B E C K · « **Reply #59 on:** Mar 14, 2006, 08:24:09 PM »

Sorry, sorry. The correct answer was "and then he can fuck them". "And then he can fuck them."