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« on: Mar 07, 2006, 05:19:52 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/03/07/reeve.obit/index.html


and she was a non-smoker! so next time any of you tell me "smoking causes cancer", im gonna say "fuck youuuu!" HAAH!

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« Reply #1 on: Mar 07, 2006, 06:49:13 PM »
He was. Second hand smoke is a bitch.
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 07, 2006, 07:07:49 PM »
^Yeah.


Both second hand smoke and plain old smoking will kill you. That's a fact.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 07, 2006, 07:32:19 PM »
my main point here is : you are screwed anyways haha! suck it up! :smokes:

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« Reply #4 on: Mar 07, 2006, 07:44:43 PM »
I punch people who smoke around me in the back of the head.



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« Reply #5 on: Mar 07, 2006, 07:53:30 PM »
o_O; So you're actually claiming that there's no link between smoking and lung cancer?  I mean really this is the stance you want to take?  There are fish with more medical sense than you... in their balls.

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« Reply #6 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:19:28 PM »
Have I said that? Good lord, read it again.
fuck some people just want to fight.

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« Reply #7 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:28:28 PM »
Boobies!
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 07, 2006, 10:28:31 PM »
You seem to be far *more* screwed if you smoke.

I can get hit by a car if I'm walking down the middle of the street at night.  I can also get hit by a car if I'm walking on the sidewalk at night.  The possibility of the latter doesn't make the former a better fucking idea.

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« Reply #9 on: Mar 07, 2006, 10:42:01 PM »
Yeeeeeah. Faye, this wasn't a really smart thread by you, in all honesty.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #10 on: Mar 07, 2006, 11:36:09 PM »
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Have I said that? Good lord, read it again.
fuck some people just want to fight.
Yes you said that:
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so next time any of you tell me "smoking causes cancer", im gonna say "fuck youuuu!" HAAH!

You're accusing me of trying to get into it? You come in basically saying "you stupid bitches smoking doesn't cause cancer and here's proof! Please argue with me" and when I call you on being retarded I'm the one trying to start something?  Don't be a stupid ignorant idiot and I won't treat you like it.  Talk like this and I'm gonna call you out.

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« Reply #11 on: Mar 08, 2006, 08:33:00 AM »
My grandfather started smoking regularly in his early teens (he told me his first one was at age 12), and he lived to be 92.  And his death was unrelated to nicotine.  One of his doctors told him several years before his death that he HAD to get off cigarettes.  He asked the doctor if he could guarantee him living any longer if he did.  And when he did die a few years later, his lungs were clean.

So while I recognize that smoking isn't good for people in general, there are always exceptions to every rule.  And my grandmother lived with a smoker for sixty years and never had respiratory problems during that period.  And neither did my  mother or her siblings.  Not the optimum lifestyle for continued health, but it's not a guarantee of lung cancer.

All that said, smoking cigarettes or pipes or whatever is a bad habit that no one should maintain.  They smell filthy, they make everything in your house stink like them, and you look like a fool doing it.  It doesn't carry the air of sophistication like it used to, just the stench of choking.
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 08, 2006, 10:00:23 AM »
I can't stnad cigarrette or cigar smoke, but I actually find pipe tobacco smoke fairly pleasent.

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« Reply #13 on: Mar 08, 2006, 10:16:16 AM »
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You're accusing me of trying to get into it? You come in basically saying "you stupid bitches smoking doesn't cause cancer and here's proof! Please argue with me" and when I call you on being retarded I'm the one trying to start something?  Don't be a stupid ignorant idiot and I won't treat you like it.  Talk like this and I'm gonna call you out.
OMG did I say that??
Goooodd, you are so dumb it makes me wanna cry  :(
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 08, 2006, 10:35:56 AM »
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I can't stnad cigarrette or cigar smoke, but I actually find pipe tobacco smoke fairly pleasent.
Ditto.  

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« Reply #15 on: Mar 08, 2006, 10:45:34 AM »
whaat??? are you talking about the one you chew and spit???

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« Reply #16 on: Mar 08, 2006, 01:10:16 PM »
Third vote for pipe tobacco.  Eddie's blend is Highland Whiskey.  :)

Faye, the tobacco we're talking about is smoked in a pipe.  It comes in an infinite variety of blends from very mild to strong, but the leaves are processed and aged differently from cigarettes or cigars and smell much better.  I don't think I'd care to get close enough to someone using chewing tobacco to smell it.  :P  

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« Reply #17 on: Mar 08, 2006, 01:31:11 PM »
Pipe tobacco is dreamy.

I still prefer Mary Jane, though.
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 08, 2006, 03:58:52 PM »
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Yeeeeeah. Faye, this wasn't a really smart thread by you, in all honesty.
Is any thread by her smart?
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 08, 2006, 06:39:05 PM »
look WHO is talking

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« Reply #20 on: Mar 08, 2006, 07:07:22 PM »
Your both idiots, ok?
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 08, 2006, 07:48:13 PM »
prepare to be mounted!

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« Reply #22 on: Mar 08, 2006, 08:27:19 PM »
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Your both idiots, ok?
the same answer i gave D goes to you

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« Reply #23 on: Mar 08, 2006, 09:47:18 PM »
35 for mouth, 60 for ass?
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« Reply #24 on: Mar 09, 2006, 01:17:06 AM »
I'll have one of everything!

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« Reply #25 on: Mar 09, 2006, 07:12:12 AM »
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35 for mouth, 60 for ass?
I don't know, what does your girls charge?

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« Reply #26 on: Mar 09, 2006, 11:22:33 AM »
Hold on, hold on, let me write this down.  "Pipe tobacco... dreamy..."

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« Reply #27 on: Mar 09, 2006, 11:45:43 AM »
Go to a store that sells it, and smell the package. Most smell awesome.
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« Reply #28 on: Mar 09, 2006, 11:53:30 AM »
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Your both idiots, ok?
I always love the irony when statements like that have errors.

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« Reply #29 on: Mar 09, 2006, 12:25:09 PM »
:lol: