Author Topic: Looking for tickets? (Read 10997 times)

Tickets34 · « **on:** Feb 23, 2006, 02:07:07 PM »

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tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 03:27:14 PM »

I need tickets to a live sex act between a monkey, a llama, and Jenifer Lopez.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 05:35:58 PM »

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I need tickets to a live sex act between a monkey, a llama, and Jenifer Lopez.

Go to Mexico.

tomduo · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 06:53:07 PM »

SHE IS PUERTO RICAN, FOOL!

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 07:47:38 PM »

*confused*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 08:54:53 PM »

yeah
maybe you are confusing her with salma hayek, who is mexican.

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 09:07:08 PM »

And smokin'.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 09:09:30 PM »

Kathy Griffin says Salma can't speak English worth jack, which I find completely believable.

tomduo · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 09:16:53 PM »

...so?

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 09:55:51 PM »

So she can't fucking talk. Not that you have to care or I would even remotely expect you to....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 10:07:51 PM »

J Lo can't speak spanish

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 10:13:41 PM »

It's probably for the best.

tomduo · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 10:14:18 PM »

Who wants to speak Spanish anyways? All the people who speak English will just confuse you for the maid.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 10:21:18 PM »

It would've added believability to "Maid in Manhattan", turning it from a giant, smoldering piece of shit into a giant, smoldering piece of shit with realistic Spanish conversation expected from el ghetto maids.

tomduo · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 10:26:34 PM »

You saw that?

I guess someone had to...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 10:29:04 PM »

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Who wants to speak Spanish anyways? All the people who speak English will just confuse you for the maid.

i love when you do comments like that because it just shows everybody how much of a white trash/red neck mentality you have.

tomduo · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 10:30:30 PM »

Or I am pointing out the social woes that society still faces due to overwhelming negative stereotypes affecting the hispanic community of the united states.

So fuck off, bitch.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:09:23 PM »

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You saw that?

I guess someone had to...

I was bored and my mom owns the tape. There was much fast-forwarding and projectile vomiting afoot.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:14:08 PM »

I wonder how many zeros they had to flash in front of Ralph Fiennes before he agreed to do the film without actually reading the script.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 23, 2006, 11:34:21 PM »

Everytime he would appear on screen, I would say "Lord Voldemort" in a weird shrieky voice.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 07:30:37 AM »

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Or I am pointing out the social woes that society still faces due to overwhelming negative stereotypes affecting the hispanic community of the united states.

So fuck off, bitch.

that hicks like you think they are true. niiiice.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 11:13:21 AM »

So good to see you at each others throats again....when you where both on the same side in the religon debate it just didn't feel right.

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 12:31:49 PM »

She is pro-Life, and I am Pro-Choice.

OOOHHH!!! I SMELL SITCOM!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 01:46:41 PM »

Oh, come off it.

You know you two want to get together and beget a bunch of tom valentines.

tomduo · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 02:54:18 PM »

...speaking of the end of the world.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 06:54:54 PM »

I'm sorry I don't want to go down on the social and economical scale.

tomduo · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 07:05:58 PM »

...hahahahaha. My Dad probably makes more than your family has in stolen Jew gold.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 07:43:54 PM »

nigga please. my dad alone(not counting the rest of the family) probably has more money than your whole family has ever(and will ever) have.

tomduo · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 09:24:24 PM »

XD You'd like to think that, wouldn't you.

Think of this, I live in a dorm by myself, never bitch about money, I have a car, and I am a white male.

Remember, being wealthy in Peru is relative.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 24, 2006, 10:51:42 PM »

Burned.

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