Author Topic: Ultimate Avengers! (Read 16764 times)

tomduo · « **on:** Feb 21, 2006, 07:36:17 PM »

I like this. I wish Marvel would ditch the CGed abortion that will be Wolverine and the X-Men, and make more animation in this style. The art is better than X-Men Emolution, which was good to begin with.

A+!

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 07:36:59 PM »

I'm curious about this, oh so curious....

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 07:43:48 PM »

What interested me was the fact that they used unknowns for many of the roles, holding open casting calls over the net.

Points for that!

Max Con · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 08:27:35 PM »

Ultimate Thor with no beard?

Man, fuck that!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 10:22:30 PM »

Because it would have made him look like an Aryan Bin-Laden, and this is 'Merica, son!

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:07:35 PM »

Fuck the Ultimate Universe...Fuck in right in the asshole. Viva La 616.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:10:25 PM »

What's the difference anyway? Like with this "Ultimate" bizz-ness? What, are they 'FUCKING X-TREME'?

Max Con · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:12:40 PM »

I'm surprised I even like the Ultimate universe.

Marvel in general, 616 the very least, has never interested me.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:20:43 PM »

Quote

What's the difference anyway? Like with this "Ultimate" bizz-ness? What, are they 'FUCKING X-TREME'?

Basicly they rebooted all the popular books, and made them more "Hip". Which boils down to Collussus being gay and Nick Fury is black.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:22:33 PM »

I... can't tell if you're joking or not.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:23:16 PM »

I'm not.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:33:56 PM »

Bah! For fuck's sake! Let's just gay and black everyone up. Then I can change the name to Nuriko's Ultimate Sphere.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:35:54 PM »

And I think Giant Man beats his wife...or is that Ant-Man....or are they the same guy? I don't know, I never read Avengers.

And I think Ultimate Nuriko's Sphere sounds better. That way you get the Ultimate brand name out there in the front.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:40:08 PM »

So, Knurph will be back, in black gay form and Toe will be married and beat his wife?

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:42:25 PM »

Oh man....That would make such a good TV show.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:45:29 PM »

The following people are now black:
tom
aDam
Faye
myself
D
Bernie
joe

The following people are now gay:
Zero
E
Max
Merla
toe
shells
Chels

The following people are in a wheelchair:
squirrel
Bitch
Fiero
IDE
Megs
Phage

TM2Rampage now suffers from depression.

And everyone else, you beat your wife!

ULTIMATE SPHERE!!!!!!!~````1111111111111

Extra Zero · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:46:52 PM »

C-can I beat Merla for the hell of it?

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:50:04 PM »

Yes, but you must wear these purple rhinestone gloves.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:51:18 PM »

Ultimate Zero can learn to compromise...

Hey, does Ultimate Doug stalk old ladies at nursing homes? Pressed up to the windows with his mouth watering for dusty cooch?

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:57:22 PM »

He would but he's in prison.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:58:50 PM »

How did he get in prison?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 12:15:16 AM »

Do I have a bigger penis now?

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 02:51:07 AM »

MY WHEELCHAIR'S GOT JETS! (jets jets jets)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 08:28:29 AM »

Emmy, can I trade my black for your gay?

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 09:10:47 AM »

Wait....which one of us is the traveler from another dimenson where everyone isn't Black/ Gay/ or a wife beater so that it all ties in with the main books neatly?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 10:44:24 AM »

May I be black, gay, in a wheelchair, AND beat my manlover? I'd literally be hell on wheels that way.

As for the Ultimate Avengers movie:

And I don't even care for Marvel comics.

Bitch · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 12:32:30 PM »

Can I have one good leg so that I can still kick people in the crotch?

Sam · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 01:54:15 PM »

Did toe have to give up his blackness to become gay? If so, I'll pair up with him.

tomduo · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 02:43:14 PM »

Shit, now I am black?

NO!!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 03:09:11 PM »

By default, now that I'm black, I have the bigger penis in this board. Guys, let's be realistic here. White penises are smaller than latin penises, and even more smaller than black penis. you are all my bitches now.