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« on: Feb 19, 2006, 06:16:42 AM »
http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2006/02/19...s/d8fs07to4.txt

BUSH FUCKING OKed AN ARABIC FIRM RUNNING US PORTS?!

Now, I am not racist towards muslims because I know it's a wonderful religion. But when the fuckers running the terrorists are Arabic businessmen, and our ports are listed as our most vunerable situation, how much fucking brain damage do you have to have to let an Arabic firm... run the eastern seaboard. Now sure, the board of directors might be fine... but if Cat Stevens is suspected of being a terrorist, who's to say the new security guard 'misses' something bad coming in...

GOD!

I am fucking moving to Canada. aDam, prepare your guest room.
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 19, 2006, 08:26:27 AM »
I don't have a guest room.  The only people who sleep over sleep in my bed and you're not the 1 other person who's allowed to sleep in  my bed.

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« Reply #2 on: Feb 19, 2006, 12:21:03 PM »
DENIED!

Your link doesn't work, either.

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 19, 2006, 12:47:15 PM »
If you're that scared of a draft, I could come down to Michigan and carve out your left eyeball with my knife.  You'd benefit from not having to goto war and get to see things like I do and I'd benefit from getting to disfigure you.
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 19, 2006, 01:23:54 PM »
Holy shit, it's like everyone wins!

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« Reply #5 on: Feb 19, 2006, 01:47:37 PM »
For teh win!
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 19, 2006, 03:03:31 PM »
and great justice!

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« Reply #7 on: Feb 19, 2006, 03:32:47 PM »
I'm assuming you've just watched the 'All Your Base' 5th Anniversary flash?
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 19, 2006, 04:12:14 PM »
I've been a karmic vehicle for great justice long before that video ever came out.

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« Reply #9 on: Feb 19, 2006, 04:51:03 PM »
The video was krunk. KRUNK SON!
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 19, 2006, 10:33:32 PM »
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Now, I am not racist towards muslims because I know it's a wonderful religion.
It's nice of you to think so.  I'm not racist against Muslim people, particularly as there are more black Muslims than Arab Muslims, for example.  There's probably more Southeast Asian Muslims than Arabian ones, too, come to think of it.

But it's not a problem of race, but of agreement of ideology.  I personally think Islam in general is a load of hooey.  Then again, that's my look on most religions.  The difference being that I could get my head cut off if the wrong people heard me say it.

The point?  Race is not a factor here.
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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« Reply #11 on: Feb 19, 2006, 10:43:56 PM »
You never know with some people.

I am happy the fucking ports are suing to block this shit.
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 19, 2006, 11:50:01 PM »
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I'm assuming you've just watched the 'All Your Base' 5th Anniversary flash?
No I watched this instead.

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« Reply #13 on: Feb 20, 2006, 08:16:17 PM »
That was good, but way too drawn out, so I say the 5th Anniversary video is better.  They even do the Bohemian Rhapsody gag as their third easter-egg, only with better audio.
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 20, 2006, 10:00:39 PM »
I don't mind religion in general as long as they don't act stupid. The biggest problem I have with arab muslims is they often interpret their religion way too strictly. It would be like if Jews still stoned each other. I was reading this bullshit about how Saudis think that preserving historic buildings is a form of idolatry and polytheism. What ISN'T idolatry to those freaks?
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« Reply #15 on: Feb 20, 2006, 10:33:14 PM »
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That was good, but way too drawn out, so I say the 5th Anniversary video is better.  They even do the Bohemian Rhapsody gag as their third easter-egg, only with better audio.
wait...there really is a 5th anniversary flash?  

Link me!

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« Reply #16 on: Feb 20, 2006, 10:52:58 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 20, 2006, 11:02:03 PM »
That's the stuff!  I only got the 2nd and 3rd easter eggs though. Fuck a rupee clock.

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« Reply #18 on: Feb 20, 2006, 11:07:52 PM »
Click on the circle within the burnt up NES cartridge.
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