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« Reply #30 on: Feb 20, 2006, 09:54:44 AM »
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BTW, it's kind of interesting to note that Jews are the only religious group in the world that are inseparably tied to their ethnic group.  Christians, Muslims, and virtually all other religions encompass many ethnicities and people, but not Judaism.  You can practice Judaism, but you'll never be a Jew unless you're of that bloodline.
Cause if you are not jew, and you want to get IN, they are BITCHES about it. so they try at their best to not let you in by using different methods. this is a fact, ladies and gentlemen.

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« Reply #31 on: Feb 20, 2006, 01:18:33 PM »
So, become a Buddhist. They are the real force overtaking hollywood.
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« Reply #32 on: Feb 20, 2006, 01:19:44 PM »
that's scientology

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« Reply #33 on: Feb 20, 2006, 01:29:44 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: Feb 20, 2006, 03:23:22 PM »
Buddhism > Scientology.
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« Reply #35 on: Feb 20, 2006, 03:45:14 PM »
But somehow I doubt buddhists have a "kill list".

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« Reply #36 on: Feb 20, 2006, 08:48:38 PM »
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But somehow I doubt buddhists have a "kill list".
They do, they just label their murders as "fate".
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« Reply #37 on: Feb 20, 2006, 11:36:12 PM »
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BTW, it's kind of interesting to note that Jews are the only religious group in the world that are inseparably tied to their ethnic group.  Christians, Muslims, and virtually all other religions encompass many ethnicities and people, but not Judaism.  You can practice Judaism, but you'll never be a Jew unless you're of that bloodline.
Cause if you are not jew, and you want to get IN, they are BITCHES about it. so they try at their best to not let you in by using different methods. this is a fact, ladies and gentlemen.
The Catholics do the same thing; they use these methods to drive people away. They call it Catholicism.

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« Reply #38 on: Feb 20, 2006, 11:39:51 PM »
It's alot better than the Jesus freaks.
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« Reply #39 on: Feb 20, 2006, 11:50:51 PM »
Well I guess any religon where you can buy your way into Heaven if you give the church enough money could appeal to a lot of people.  

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« Reply #40 on: Feb 21, 2006, 12:29:11 AM »
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The Catholics do the same thing; they use these methods to drive people away. They call it Catholicism.
ehm no, that goes only to gay people!

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« Reply #41 on: Feb 21, 2006, 01:20:11 AM »
Tell me why Catholics are suppose to eat fish on Fridays and I'll actually take that comment seriously.


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« Reply #42 on: Feb 21, 2006, 01:24:50 AM »
Cause that's the day Jesus died and we can't eat meat.
dude i went to a catholic school for 12 years, i own you and everybody on this board on catholic theme

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« Reply #43 on: Feb 21, 2006, 01:30:08 AM »
No....that's what they told you, to justify this absurd rule. That's not the real reason why.

The real reason is that the fisherman in Italy had fallen on hard times. Seems there weren't as many people eating fish as they use too. So they got together and went to the Pope and asked for help. The Pope agreed to help them by making it a rule that all Catholics had to eat Fish on Fridays. Thus increasing the amount of fish bought. They then put in that bullshit story into a book and taught it to good little catholic childern so they wouldn't question it.


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« Reply #44 on: Feb 21, 2006, 01:33:14 AM »
Hmm nah

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« Reply #45 on: Feb 21, 2006, 01:41:10 AM »
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Well I guess any religon where you can buy your way into Heaven if you give the church enough money could appeal to a lot of people.
Every religion goes through that phase, plus why would you bring that up? That was reformed like years ago. Jesuit powah!
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« Reply #46 on: Feb 21, 2006, 01:53:05 AM »
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Hmm nah


Fine, don't learn the truth. It did actually start out as a Fast. Early Catholics where required to Fast on Wed and Friday. Not cause Jesus died on Friday, but because the Jews did it on on Monday and Thrusdays and they didn't want to fast on the same days as the Jews. To Fast back then meant to actually not eat anything...at all. The eating of fish didn't come in till much later. Early Christians where nothing like the Catholics of today. Ask a Catholic when the chruch was formed, and they'll say when Jesus appointed Peter pope. But really, that never happen. It's a misinterpretation of Jesus's true meaning in there, but that's another debate for another day. I'd say the Catholic church we know today wasn't founded till after Constantine converted and held the First Council of Nicaea.

If Jesus was alive today he wouldn't be overturning the money changers tables in Solmon's temple, he'd be pulling down the statues of saints in the Vatican.
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« Reply #47 on: Feb 21, 2006, 01:58:18 AM »
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Well I guess any religon where you can buy your way into Heaven if you give the church enough money could appeal to a lot of people.
Every religion goes through that phase, plus why would you bring that up? That was reformed like years ago. Jesuit powah!
Because it shows the twisted idealogy of the Catholic Church. They only changed it cause they where called on it. If they could still get away with it, they would.  Same with not letting the Bible being translated out of Latin and into english so that only a member of the clergy could read it. It was an easy way to insure that the masses wouldn't learn anything that the church didn't want them too.  

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« Reply #48 on: Feb 21, 2006, 10:23:28 AM »
"People who have powet...."

Plus, every religion does that. The holy sutras in Buddhism were restricted in similar ways, while you have missionaries going around forcing natives to learn English in exchange for food.

Not to mention those creepy mormons. They represent the other extreme. No one should be that... nice.

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« Reply #49 on: Feb 21, 2006, 04:12:58 PM »
What I like about Bush is that he's very catholic and he doesn't like abortions.

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« Reply #50 on: Feb 21, 2006, 04:28:08 PM »
1. the spam started out so nice, with the flattery.

2. It's so nice of Rama to step up predict for us what Jesus would do

3. Bush is not very Catholic.  Please don't group him in with us.

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« Reply #51 on: Feb 21, 2006, 05:01:54 PM »
yes he is. a lot of people voted for him cause of his catholic/christian point of view.

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« Reply #52 on: Feb 21, 2006, 06:48:22 PM »
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3. Bush is not very Catholic.  Please don't group him in with us.
Bush isn't Catholic at all, he is a Neo Conservative Christian, which is about as different from Catholicism as any religion gets. They believe in hell, the end of the world, the rapture, God's wrath, etc.

Catholics don't believe in any of that garbage..
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« Reply #53 on: Feb 21, 2006, 06:50:41 PM »
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If Jesus was alive today he wouldn't be overturning the money changers tables in Solmon's temple, he'd be pulling down the statues of saints in the Vatican.
Or blowing up statues of the Buddha..? :P
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« Reply #54 on: Feb 21, 2006, 07:20:46 PM »
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3. Bush is not very Catholic.  Please don't group him in with us.
Bush isn't Catholic at all, he is a Neo Conservative Christian, which is about as different from Catholicism as any religion gets. They believe in hell, the end of the world, the rapture, God's wrath, etc.

Catholics don't believe in any of that garbage..
yeah we do, wtf are you talking about



aanyways, my point is, Bush is against abortion, so thats great. good.

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3. Bush is not very Catholic.  Please don't group him in with us.
Bush isn't Catholic at all, he is a Neo Conservative Christian, which is about as different from Catholicism as any religion gets. They believe in hell, the end of the world, the rapture, God's wrath, etc.

Catholics don't believe in any of that garbage..
yeah we do, wtf are you talking about



aanyways, my point is, Bush is against abortion, so thats great. good.
You need to reread Catholic doctrine and edicts from el Papa.

Hell is a state of mind existing only on Earth, and through Jesus's universal forgiveness of humanity means with forgiveness and pennance (either on earth or in Purgatory) we all go to heaven no matter what.

Catholics do not believe that the end of the world is any thing to worry about. Will the world end? Yeah, any scientist will tell you that. Do Catholics worry about the end of the world everyday? No. Neo-Cons do, and that is fucking scary.

And as a Catholic, I never heard much of God's wrath on you, unless you do something really bad.

One thing you could bitch about... Priests touching their Acolytes. Thankfully I was never an altar boy, and never molestered... I guess I was just not pretty enough :(
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« Reply #56 on: Feb 21, 2006, 07:35:19 PM »
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« Reply #57 on: Feb 21, 2006, 11:17:08 PM »
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"People who have powet...."

Plus, every religion does that. The holy sutras in Buddhism were restricted in similar ways, while you have missionaries going around forcing natives to learn English in exchange for food.

Not to mention those creepy mormons. They represent the other extreme. No one should be that... nice.

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Well don't misunderstand me. I actually don't like most organized religions, not even the one I was raised as. I think most religions have strayed very far from the original ideas they where founded on and have be corrupted by greed, powet, and other assorted fleshly endeavors. There is a prostant church called "James River Assembly" that runs commericals on local TV here that makes me even more sick to my stomach then Catholic dogma does.

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Catholics do not believe that the end of the world is any thing to worry about. Will the world end? Yeah, any scientist will tell you that. Do Catholics worry about the end of the world everyday? No. Neo-Cons do, and that is fucking scary.

I actually believe that most Revelation was written about Nero's regin and was more a commetary on what was happening then, then what is going to happen.  

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« Reply #58 on: Feb 22, 2006, 02:41:36 AM »
The world is going to end for sure.  This is how it goes down...

It will be preceded by Fimbulvetr, the winter of winters. Three such winters will follow each other with no summers in between. Conflicts and feuds will break out, even between families, and all morality will disappear. This is the beginning of the end.

The wolf Skoll will finally devour the sun, and his brother Hati will eat the moon, plunging the earth [into] darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. The cock Fjalar will crow to the giants and the golden cock Gullinkambi will crow to the gods. A third cock will raise the dead.

That's the part I was appointed to play.

 

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« Reply #59 on: Feb 22, 2006, 08:16:16 AM »
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my point is, Bush is against abortion, so thats great

Until one of his daughters gets knocked up by the "wrong type".  Then she'd be off on  a "ski weekend" so fast windows would be shattering from the sonic boom.

This is part of why, even with as much flap there has been in the past about it, medical records of women who have had abortions will never be opened.  Too many abortion protesters have had abortions themselves.

 
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