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Bernie AKA · « **Reply #90 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:31:42 AM »

Thank you - besides genetics, I give heavy credit to sunscreen, Guinness & anime. B)

blanktoe · « **Reply #91 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 09:38:43 AM »

Got any rich recently divorced friends who are looking to get their groove back?

tomduo · « **Reply #92 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 10:04:54 AM »

You got groove?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #93 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 10:14:29 AM »

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Got any rich recently divorced friends who are looking to get their groove back?

Why, yes I do. Trust fund multi-millionaire, in fact, who loves slinky dresses. Made the news a while back with some obscene bid for a first-edition James Bond novel that was the highest price paid for such to date. Just sold the house & moved to Tulsa, OK.

Oh - forgot to mention that the move was made because too many people in the sci-fi/fantasy groups in Houston found out he was a transvestite, which was probably the most likeable thing about him. But he was a very good one, so nobody would know but you, toe.

tomduo · « **Reply #94 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 10:24:16 AM »

Can Toe keep a secret from himself?

Merla · « **Reply #95 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 01:32:30 PM »

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Bernie reads dire Social Security headlines and sometimes wishes she wasn't *just* 43. :angry:
u are 43??? WOW for the pic i saw of you, u look like u were 27 or something like that

Yeah I remember that picture you look damn good. I thought you were around 30 but when I realized you were older I pegged you at 36 tops.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #96 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 02:59:02 PM »

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Got any rich recently divorced friends who are looking to get their groove back?

Why, yes I do. Trust fund multi-millionaire, in fact, who loves slinky dresses. Made the news a while back with some obscene bid for a first-edition James Bond novel that was the highest price paid for such to date. Just sold the house & moved to Tulsa, OK.

Oh - forgot to mention that the move was made because too many people in the sci-fi/fantasy groups in Houston found out he was a transvestite, which was probably the most likeable thing about him. But he was a very good one, so nobody would know but you, toe.

hmm transvestite! another way of being gay!(right??) i'd marry him

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #97 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 03:00:03 PM »

Thanks! My sister is usually mistaken for around 40 and she's 53.

Not that my dad was able to appreciate it, being unconscious and all, but on the last day he was alive in the hospital, a nurse came up to us wanting his correct birth year because she thought he was in his 50's instead of 71. Ironic that this was a career drawback when he was starting in business considering all the money men spend now on Botox & hair transplants.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #98 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 01:51:13 AM »

Either Bernie has aged well, or none of you can fucking subtract.

I never saw thos e pictures, anyhow.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #99 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 08:28:00 AM »

They're at Snarkalicious from about 3 years ago, but I can post NEW ones as soon as my fucking backordered camera comes in. :angry:

Eh, I guess I really shouldn't bitch about a free camera being late, but we're already getting calls from Alabama as our home office is closed due to Ivan and the prospect of dealing with people we can't really HELP because the SERVERS are in Birmingham and currently off-line has got me in a mood. <_<

MegatronYES · « **Reply #100 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 11:38:29 PM »

I uh, don't know hwo to get to Snarkalicious.

Merla · « **Reply #101 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 09:34:47 AM »

I've sent you an invite. Check your e-mail.