Author Topic: Happy Valentines (Read 5631 times)

IDE · « **on:** Feb 14, 2006, 08:49:31 PM »

Tonight is all about dominating lonely girls who have no one in their lives and have decided to head out to the various " all you can drink " specials around town.

Last year I went on a sexual rampage of epic proportion. It was like my very own drawing of the 3.

Now the journey continues...though this time I have a feeling it's going to end in amnesia and vomiting the way most of my nights out this year have.

We launch every zig at 10:30 eastern.

The D · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 14, 2006, 10:18:13 PM »

Really? There's lonely drunken girls out there? *goes out to the local nightclub*

Also, today's actually Emo Day (this page probably won't be up tomorrow)

Edit: Link fixed.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 14, 2006, 10:44:33 PM »

I went to Wal-mart last night to stock up on vegetables and it was packed. What, nothing says 'I love you' like cheap shit from the $10 bin? I wondered aloud to Merla, "I wonder how many of these people are getting dumped tomorrow?"

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 14, 2006, 11:04:09 PM »

Not as bad a getting engaged in the Wal-Mart Jewerly Deptmartment and then having it annouced over the loud speaker....which actually happened on one of my trips to Wal-Mart.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 14, 2006, 11:23:39 PM »

To you? Cause if that's how it happened, I will laugh...really hard...

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 14, 2006, 11:27:27 PM »

No...Hard as that may be to believe.

Bitch · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 14, 2006, 11:34:15 PM »

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 15, 2006, 08:31:41 AM »

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 15, 2006, 08:39:48 AM »

that's scary!

i went out to dinner and then i went to drink. the place was PACKED, i assume most of them were singles ha

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 15, 2006, 04:51:54 PM »

This gorgeous little blonde walks up and asks me if I have a valentine I say no and she asks me to be hers. I tell her for sure but then I decide to play it cool and tell her that I have to go nextdoor to the other bar for a second. I end up staying there for like 45 minutes longer than expected. I come back and she's gone. I drunk dialed her later but no one answered.

Todays Experiment....FAILED.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 16, 2006, 08:55:45 AM »

Dumbass! You Fail at this thing called Sex-Life!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 16, 2006, 02:39:17 PM »

C'mon, Goldengod, you're easing up. Call her up again, and don't forget your cell camera when you head on over.

Guest · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 16, 2006, 05:13:48 PM »

*wipes blood from side of lip and tastes it*

Don't worry...it's not over yet.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 16, 2006, 08:14:30 PM »

Is that a pink moustache reference?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 16, 2006, 09:20:18 PM »

Most likely.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 16, 2006, 11:40:20 PM »

Awwwwww....The Guest got his/her Red Wings.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 16, 2006, 11:49:56 PM »

They sucked the ketchup off the roast beef, you say?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 17, 2006, 08:40:25 AM »

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Awwwwww....The Guest got his/her Red Wings.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW