Author Topic: OMG. FTW? (Read 34936 times)

tomduo · « **Reply #90 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:51:28 PM »

Too bad the badass flosses daily. That's real fucking manly. That's as manly as scrubbing your face with some girlie ass scrub with four kinds of flowers and fruits. Then you can douche your ass with some kinda perfume, the go stand out on the street corner showing off your teeth, while hoping a cop doesn't pass by.

*Oral B bans Tom*

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*brushes his teeth* HEY COPPA! SUCK SUCK FOR A BUCK!

B E C K · « **Reply #91 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:53:11 PM »

tom... lost me....

blanktoe · « **Reply #92 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:55:57 PM »

I think he's saying he'll give head to cops?

B E C K · « **Reply #93 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:58:50 PM »

Oh. I'm sure they'll appreciate that very much then.

tomduo · « **Reply #94 on:** Sep 20, 2004, 12:45:06 AM »

You would say that, ya frickin homo.

B E C K · « **Reply #95 on:** Sep 22, 2004, 12:24:06 AM »

tom: Isn't there some way I can get out of this ticket, Officer toe?
toe: ::drops pants::