Author Topic: OMG. FTW? (Read 34941 times)

Bitch · « **Reply #60 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:05:08 AM »

All peanut, you mean.

You could always put it in your shoe.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #61 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:06:32 AM »

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Nuri....... NURI! Faye's being rich again!!

:slaps Megs:

MegatronYES · « **Reply #62 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:07:46 AM »

::pretends not to like it::

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #63 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:16:36 AM »

:kicks megs in the balls:

MegatronYES · « **Reply #64 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:21:29 AM »

:unsure: ooooooooooooooo.....................

.......[size=8]I am not THAT good of an actor[/size]

Bitch · « **Reply #65 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:21:58 AM »

I have boots you can use next time, Faye.

B E C K · « **Reply #66 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:22:23 AM »

And then one ball falls off!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #67 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:23:36 AM »

i was thinking about using one of those shoes that have sharp ehmm "points" or whatever its called. directly to his nuts, one of them would break for sure,then meg would be "megatronEUNUCH"

MegatronYES · « **Reply #68 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:25:09 AM »

uhhhhh......... I would be laughing at that if my nuts didn't hurt this much..... ugh

B E C K · « **Reply #69 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:58:07 AM »

And the other one kinda rots like a baby tooth and won't come out unless you have your dad wiggle it with a towel.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #70 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 11:55:09 AM »

Mine always threatened me with horror stories about strings tied to loose teeth and slamming doors.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #71 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 06:06:51 PM »

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Mine always threatened me with horror stories about strings tied to loose teeth and slamming doors.

i slammed a finger in a door once... took it right off and i had to get it sewn back on.

fuck that, it sucks.

speaking of which, has anyone heard the story about the guy who got trapped under a boulder and so he broke his own arms and sawed through the skin with a dull pocket knife to free himself? fuck me in the ozarks i can't even imagine that sort of pain.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #72 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 06:25:06 PM »

yeah i heard about something like that, but in this case it was one leg

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #73 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 06:36:11 PM »

You're talking about that one guy that everyone made out to be a hero because he sacrificed his arm to save his life? Fucking moron, I would have laughed if the search team showed up 10 minutes later.

I once lost a tooth from eating a piece of Mambo, they're so tough and chewy it it pulled the tooth right out!!

But my personal best was loosing one in 2nd grade during class with blood gushing out of my mouth.

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #74 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 06:37:55 PM »

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You're talking about that one guy that everyone made out to be a hero because he sacrificed his arm to save his life? Fucking moron, I would have laughed if the search team showed up 10 minutes later.

I once lost a tooth from eating a piece of Mambo, they're so tough and chewy it it pulled the tooth right out!!

But my personal best was loosing one in 2nd grade during class with blood gushing out of my mouth.

i remember when mambo's were taken away from our local drug-store because they contained beef geletin that was somehow related to mad-cow disease

Fiero · « **Reply #75 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 07:29:45 PM »

I've hard more teeth fall out then are s'posed to.

B E C K · « **Reply #76 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 11:08:01 PM »

My parents babied me and let me keep my teeth in longer than they should've, so my permanents didn't grow in as nice and straight like they should.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #77 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 01:41:08 AM »

...........

............mine did

B E C K · « **Reply #78 on:** Sep 18, 2004, 12:22:34 AM »

What's that? You want your teeth knocked out?

tomduo · « **Reply #79 on:** Sep 18, 2004, 05:10:55 PM »

*gets a bat*

B E C K · « **Reply #80 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 12:59:28 AM »

That better be a metal bat.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #81 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 02:25:19 AM »

Fuck you. It better be god damn fuckin diamond if'n you aim to loosen up these babies.

Bitch · « **Reply #82 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 02:28:55 AM »

A steel-toed boot should suffice. *gets out the shoe polish*

tomduo · « **Reply #83 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:18:47 AM »

How can a bat not work?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #84 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:53:15 AM »

Because I am that fucking manly.

tomduo · « **Reply #85 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 12:26:14 PM »

You're teeth make you a man?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #86 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 01:25:12 PM »

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Because I am that fucking manly.

can u open a beer bottle using your teeth?

B E C K · « **Reply #87 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 09:12:11 PM »

EW! Ow!

Fiero · « **Reply #88 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 10:27:54 PM »

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Because I am that fucking manly.
can u open a beer bottle using your teeth?

I did that to a soda bottle once, the kind that's made like a beer bottle. Fucking hurt, but if that makes me a badass, them I'm a fucking badass.

B E C K · « **Reply #89 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 11:13:54 PM »

And hence your earlier post is explained.