Author Topic: OMG. FTW? (Read 34935 times)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 10, 2004, 02:02:24 PM »

I'll have to wait until I'm a lot older & don't care about cancer so I can dictate them from a chaise lounge with a snifter of Remy Martin and smoke from a platinum-banded cigarette holder drifting languidly through my sighs. I'm short on worldly mystique at this point.

Max Con · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 10, 2004, 03:20:13 PM »

Well shit.

Can't you just lie in the novel?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 10, 2004, 03:46:49 PM »

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Okay, if you really can't care less, then why the fuck are you saying anything at all? And I'm sorry if you feel bullied by me.

cause i just wanted to give one last statement(and i just did)

(btw i chose the wrong word, its not "bullied"...when i get the correct word i'll get back to you).

finito.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 10, 2004, 04:43:37 PM »

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It is. They didn't. Between 14-16, I was in a passionate love affair with my best (female) friend, was cutting myself with razor blades, drinking, also hot for the most gorgeous guy in the sophomore class Erik who was infatuated with my best friend and admitted he was gay when we told him we were in love (he & I became each other's cover stories), AND on top of that, played the sweet, innocent lead character Laurey when we did "Oklahoma!" as the class musical. If that ain't hell, tell me what is.

I did get to kiss Erik without my girlfriend getting jealous though.

The part about cutting yourself and the lead in the musical reminds me of my friend who did the same thing last year. She seems like the last person to cut herself, but she did it because no one paid attention to her. Or.. the people she WANTED attention from weren't giving it up.

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I just thought of something. If I hypothetically bought an engraver (assuming a level of affordability), would I have to buy another engraver so I can engrave the engraver I just bought?

Yes, and then you'd have to engrave THAT engraver with a friend's engraver to save money.

poppy G · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 10, 2004, 06:28:54 PM »

Thats a really scary situation and I hope an answer finds you Nuri.

tomduo · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 10, 2004, 07:26:11 PM »

Light the house on fire.

The D · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 11, 2004, 10:48:19 PM »

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It is. They didn't. Between 14-16, I was in a passionate love affair with my best (female) friend, was cutting myself with razor blades, drinking, also hot for the most gorgeous guy in the sophomore class Erik who was infatuated with my best friend and admitted he was gay when we told him we were in love (he & I became each other's cover stories), AND on top of that, played the sweet, innocent lead character Laurey when we did "Oklahoma!" as the class musical. If that ain't hell, tell me what is.

I did get to kiss Erik without my girlfriend getting jealous though.

Jesus fucking christ! Talk about a fucked up (or interesting, depending on your view) teenage life. I wish I had something even remotely interesting. All I did around that age was fail half of 9th grade and take summer school, get a boring ass retail job with evil managers, pine over a girl friend a year older than me who already had a fiance, and play Quake tournaments all the time with my nerd friends.

As for Nuri's problem, considering I have this desire to blame the problems of the world on SOMEONE that I can kill (besides Bush), I feel like hooking up with some of my ex-army buds, driving over there in a tank, and unleashing heavy firepower on these guys.

Problem is, I've never fired an assault rifle. I'll have to learn first.

Fiero · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 11, 2004, 11:48:18 PM »

My friend did heroin when he was 11 . . . uh . . . nothing else really bad has ever happened to me though, except being poor. Piss poor.

tomduo · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 12, 2004, 12:13:21 AM »

Yeah, get some drugs, and place em around the house, or even in the trash. Then call the cops from a pay phone, say there's drugs being dealt there, and watch the fun.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 01:41:21 AM »

im happy nothing bad happened to me or to people around me when i was young:-D

MegatronYES · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 02:28:22 AM »

God ....DAIMN IT, Faye, you're at it in THIS thread, too!

Okay... <_< ..stop with the rich and privelleged entirely, and just cut back on the Brazilian.

Fiero · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 08:35:25 AM »

She's Peruvian. Why can't she be happy about her life?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 09:26:38 AM »

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The part about cutting yourself and the lead in the musical reminds me of my friend who did the same thing last year. She seems like the last person to cut herself, but she did it because no one paid attention to her. Or.. the people she WANTED attention from weren't giving it up.

Don't think that was it because I was very secretive about it & wouldn't cut anywhere visible. It just made me feel better, like the old "releasing evil humours" theory behind bloodletting used as a medical procedure. But then, hell, two parochial school girls with homophobic parents in love?? This wasn't exactly a "same sex couples okay at the prom" environment.

Our whole existence was shame & deception. Still, we stayed together for 6 years, which beats shit out of a lot of marriages.

tomduo · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 10:52:00 AM »

I think Faye was damaged as a child... she reminds me of the fat girl from the Oblongs.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:22:18 AM »

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God ....DAIMN IT, Faye, you're at it in THIS thread, too!

Okay... <_< ..stop with the rich and privelleged entirely, and just cut back on the Brazilian.

EXCUSE ME for not having any kind of problems when i was a kid! and having a happy childhood doesnt mean im "rich", thankyouverymuch.

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I think Faye was damaged as a child... she reminds me of the fat girl from the Oblongs.

well i think u were butt-fucked by every male in your family, but we dont talk about that in here, do we

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:34:42 AM »

Well, here's a good place to share what I'm reading right now!

Uplifting Literature

Fiero · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 11:42:10 AM »

Oh my fucking god.

tomduo · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 13, 2004, 04:23:18 PM »

*buys a copy for Faye*

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 12:05:33 AM »

Hey, it's eligible for free shipping.

Oh, and "Facts and Phalluses" = best title ever.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:52:55 AM »

Nuri....... NURI! Faye's being rich again!!

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:54:26 AM »

Wear a monocle like Mr. Peanut and you can be rich, too.

Bitch · « **Reply #51 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:55:15 AM »

He needs a tophat and a cane. Some deodorant would hurt either.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #52 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:56:10 AM »

Damn. The Btich's spying on me.

Bitch · « **Reply #53 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:57:12 AM »

Who, me? Oh, wait. Whew. I'd have been scared if you'd figured out that the Bitch was spying on you.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #54 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:58:46 AM »

As long as you're willing to hook me up with the aforementioned monacle and top hat, do whatever you damn well please concerning me.

Bitch · « **Reply #55 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 01:59:48 AM »

*snaps some old glasses in half and gives Megs an old New Year's hat*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #56 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:00:43 AM »

:gleefully accepts:

wheeeeeeee!!

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:02:34 AM »

You can't forget the spats and gloves either.

Bitch · « **Reply #58 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:02:41 AM »

Want some fake dollar bills in an old coin purse, too?

B E C K · « **Reply #59 on:** Sep 14, 2004, 02:04:23 AM »

Mr. Peanut doesn't carry a purse. He's all man.