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« on: Feb 08, 2006, 10:52:49 PM »
You know, I'm starting to think you Muslums get pissed off over anything that doesn't follow your narrow minded religion. Not only do you wait months after cartoons about Mohammed are published to actually protest them, but then you all protest by starting violence and trying to kill people. Ah yes, the proper response to a cartoon that pisses you off is violence and mass murder. There is no other way under the Islam way.

I'm starting to think you'll take any excuse you can to hate the west and kill us all. All right then, you want to play ball? We can play ball, just don't feel bad when we turn your largest cities into large glass parking lots. We do have more weapons, remember?
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 08, 2006, 11:10:42 PM »
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

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« Reply #2 on: Feb 08, 2006, 11:30:03 PM »
My message board got attacked by some ass rag on a jihad posting anti Bush propaganda all over while deleted most threads and locking the place down... I hate Bush! (the president)

There are nice muslims out there... but there are some pretty damned horrible ass munches out there who need to be analy suicide bombed.

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 09, 2006, 12:08:50 AM »
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You know, I'm starting to think you Muslums get pissed off over anything that doesn't follow your narrow minded religion. Not only do you wait months after cartoons about Mohammed are published to actually protest them, but then you all protest by starting violence and trying to kill people. Ah yes, the proper response to a cartoon that pisses you off is violence and mass murder. There is no other way under the Islam way.

I'm starting to think you'll take any excuse you can to hate the west and kill us all. All right then, you want to play ball? We can play ball, just don't feel bad when we turn your largest cities into large glass parking lots. We do have more weapons, remember?
Are there even any Muslims on this board? I mean the ones Faye hasn't thrown in the oven. Or was that Jews...?
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 09, 2006, 12:10:48 AM »
Shut up, Doug. No one gives a fuck. Get a Livejournal.

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« Reply #5 on: Feb 09, 2006, 12:15:23 AM »
Or a Myspace. I hear alot of sexual predators have been using them.

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Ahhhh, slutty Lolicons....
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 09, 2006, 03:17:41 PM »
There are only 4 lolis!  

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« Reply #7 on: Feb 09, 2006, 10:38:23 PM »
Every religion has crazies.  That's just how it is.

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« Reply #8 on: Feb 10, 2006, 08:15:15 AM »
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Are there even any Muslims on this board? I mean the ones Faye hasn't thrown in the oven. Or was that Jews...?
my best friend is muslim. but she soooo doesnt practice it.


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« Reply #9 on: Feb 10, 2006, 12:19:43 PM »
When I was little, I answered the phone once with "This is the devil - who in hell do you want to talk to?" and it was Pastor calling for my mom.   She could have taught the cartoon rioters a few tricks after she hung up.   :P  
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 11, 2006, 03:36:02 PM »
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Shut up, Doug. No one gives a fuck. Get a Livejournal.
I do have a livejournal, and if you think the ranting here is bad...

I'm suprised no one around here cares that much about that whole stupid cartoon thing and all the riots and violence over it.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #11 on: Feb 11, 2006, 03:49:43 PM »
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Are there even any Muslims on this board? I mean the ones Faye hasn't thrown in the oven. Or was that Jews...?
my best friend is muslim. but she soooo doesnt practice it.


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So it was the Jews...
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 11, 2006, 03:59:58 PM »
Apparently so...
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 11, 2006, 10:10:08 PM »
I want their jew gold!

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« Reply #14 on: Feb 12, 2006, 12:29:32 AM »
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Shut up, Doug. No one gives a fuck. Get a Livejournal.
I do have a livejournal, and if you think the ranting here is bad...

I'm suprised no one around here cares that much about that whole stupid cartoon thing and all the riots and violence over it.
Eh, that's selective apathy for you.

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« Reply #15 on: Feb 13, 2006, 12:12:26 PM »
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I'm suprised no one around here cares that much about that whole stupid cartoon thing and all the riots and violence over it.

Between this, a new White House shenannigan every day and being asked anew to cough up money to keep Katrina evacuees happy, I'm flat burned out.  Eddie's mom was living with us during the past two Winter Olympics, so I hardly got to see any of them - I'm going to watch cute skiers and figure skaters and forget about the rest of the fucking world for a couple of weeks.  Ask me to care on the 27th.  :P  
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 13, 2006, 01:38:06 PM »
Yeah. Let's just hope Brownie rolls on Bush, Scotter rolls on Cheney, the congress finally does something useful and enforce the law, and we can get our country back so foreigners can hate us for being cool.
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 13, 2006, 03:01:30 PM »
Congress doesn't enforce law.  The legislative branch is only supposed to make it.  All it can do is impeach, which is what I'm sure you meant to say.

In any case, I can appreciate their outrage to a degree...but their response is totally inappropriate, and the guilty parties need to join the rest of us in the twenty-first century and learn to cope with things you don't like rather than take the stone-age approach and fight what piss Nog off, uga.  Of course, it doesn't help that the Islamic freak-out is fueled by self-righteous idiots going around with fake and far more outrageous scribblings that were never published by any newspaper or drawn by any of the embattled cartoonists.  And it doesn't help that they're "responding in kind" by drawing pro-holocaust cartoons in their own newspapers.  Oh, wait, they've been doing that for sixty years....

Plus, their injunction against portraying images of Muhammed hasn't stopped artists throughout the history in the Islamic world from portraying him.  Besides, prohibiting images of him reeks of idolatry in itself, making him equal with their god, who allegedly has none.  And he did enough in his own lifetime to denigrate himself...anything some Danes might caricature in editorial cartoons pales in comparison to the history of that prophet.

But that's not for me to reconcile.  All I know is that I see a lot of ordinary Muslim people being incited by fringe groups to act like asshats, just like any other religious/social/political group might do.  And they need to get the fuck over themselves and realize that it isn't helping them.
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« Reply #18 on: Feb 13, 2006, 03:30:39 PM »
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Congress doesn't enforce law.  The legislative branch is only supposed to make it.  All it can do is impeach, which is what I'm sure you meant to say.
Hmm, they can actually enforce law through holding trials and ensure that people violating the laws that their body came up with are being enforced. Bush broke the law, right? Everyone knows it, yet Congress has to hold hearings? They have to somehow decide to enforce the law their body made, or let it go under war powers.

If it is let go, we're doomed.
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 14, 2006, 10:21:28 AM »
Past presidents have done worse.  It's not the end of the republic.
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 14, 2006, 02:18:59 PM »
"I am not a crook!"  

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« Reply #21 on: Feb 14, 2006, 02:36:50 PM »
Last time I checked, we didn't have Arab-Americans rounded up in internment camps....
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« Reply #22 on: Feb 14, 2006, 02:42:51 PM »
Not to mention that I haven't seen any "hate-crimes" (I hate that phrase because all crimes are derived from hate) directed towards them since 9/11...
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 14, 2006, 03:14:41 PM »
hey thats true! i never noticed that.
my arab friend, when all the shit went down on 9/11, she left the country for like 6 months, cause she was afraid they were going to harm her just for being arab.

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« Reply #24 on: Feb 14, 2006, 06:38:07 PM »
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Last time I checked, we didn't have Arab-Americans rounded up in internment camps....
Why round them up when you can monitor everything they do with the 'patriot' act. Oh, and those pesky dissenters and media types not with Fox News.

But hey, if they act up, just leak some CIA names or make up foiled terrorist plots. Then the news will be full of guff so that the media doesn't cover the growing scandals in Washington.
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« Reply #25 on: Feb 14, 2006, 08:29:27 PM »
They need to stop crying over a damn cartoon.  It's not like the vice president thought they were a quail and shot them in the face.

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« Reply #26 on: Feb 14, 2006, 08:56:59 PM »
That guy that got shot just suffered a heart attack because some of the buck shot or what have you got into his blood steam.

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« Reply #27 on: Feb 14, 2006, 09:08:47 PM »
Yeah, I heard.  Not that I thought some of the jokes made at his expense weren't funny but the Daily Show, for example, really ran it into the ground.

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« Reply #28 on: Feb 14, 2006, 09:38:17 PM »
Well atleast no one's written a parody of 'Janie's Got A Gun' considering that "Janie" rhymes so easily with "Cheney"...
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« Reply #29 on: Feb 14, 2006, 09:44:20 PM »
YTMND comes close...  

It's only a matter of time before someone makes a full-fledged parody.
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