Daniel we were in the middle of having a sexy party at my house last night. Well my roomates were. I've been learning flash MX all night long. And then all of a sudden (and completely unbeknownst to me the guy from upstairs opens our door and tells them to keep it down. When I went outside he seemed to be more complacent than his reported first outburst. So one of my roomates comes to get me and asks me to come outside (because local legend has it that I am some kind of bad ass mother fucker) and talk to the guy. So I do, and I tell the guy never to do that again and tell them that their stomping on the floor is immature and he says "what's immature!?" as if he was about ot challenge me but then I raised my voice and said the.stomping.on.the.ground. if you have a problem just come down here and talk to us, but don't ever just walk into my apartment again. I should've added "Or you'll get knocked the fuck out"...why did I just think of that now?....WHY? because people don't realize that legendary shit talking skills do no always accompany legendary street brawling skills. Oh Danielle I remember the good ole days when I lived with my best friend james. We called him "The Talker" it was straight out of a fucking cartoon. The talker would get us into some sort of trouble by shooting his mouth off and then I would step in and pulverize. But Danny I'm older now and know about things like it's a serious offense to commit battery during a home invasion. If only I had been out in the living room when this guy had burst through our door. I could've anihilated him right then and that would've been the end of it...or only the beginning...but the first play would've been made. Setting into motion events that are second nature to me. Rarely I can summon up the exact right thing to say at the right time to an adversary and when I do it's a doozy Dano let me tell ya, but tonight I was stone cold sober and surprised. Everyone is looking up to me lead them into these pre fighting negotiations. That's just not bag Danny boy. I'm like weapon X. You don't call me in to do the talking. I'm only useful once negotiation has failed.
So what do you think I should do?
