Author Topic: 13 zodiac (Read 16082 times)

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 10:10:08 PM »

Ouch. -_- Nasty. Wouldn't that make standard oral sex start tasting like... well... the less conventional form of oral sex?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 10:11:15 PM »

nope, because after you have the baby, they sew you back together :'(

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 10:15:19 PM »

Ah. Did not see the whole birthing post before I made mine. More what Rampy was talking about with the risks of pregancy during anal sex.

Well it'll be a while until I start getting with a girl who's birthed a child. Can't wait to see what breast milk tastes like...

Also it sounds like the chances of pregnancy during anal sex to be up there with the chances of pregnancy during foreplay. I'm all for keeping things safe and all but I put that thing on before going to town, not before foreplay.

tomduo · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 11:12:52 PM »

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Small tears in the membrane? Are you absolutely positive about this? Are the tears caused from the sex? what if they just take a ginormous dump? Could that also rupture their membrane allowing poo into their uteruses (uteri?) thus allowing them to birth a golgothan or some other fecal monstrosity?

A dick pounding in and out is a bit different than a massive poo.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 06, 2006, 01:17:19 PM »

Bleh! I am so glad I'm sterilized!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 06, 2006, 04:09:56 PM »

I'd totally get a vasectomy if I didn't still have about 3 kids to father.

... and I heard you can't orgasm for 4 weeks after getting the operation. 4 weeks!

tomduo · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 06, 2006, 05:01:11 PM »

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I'd totally get a vasectomy if I didn't still have about 3 kids to father.

... and I heard you can't orgasm for 4 weeks after getting the operation. 4 weeks!

Kary's gonna be split in two.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 06, 2006, 08:38:51 PM »

Is that a way of saying she'll get her tubes tied or a fisting reference?

The D · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 06, 2006, 10:18:09 PM »

Or he's going to pound her in half?

Rama · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 06, 2006, 10:20:44 PM »

Or she fell asleep at the Lumber Mill.

tomduo · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 06, 2006, 10:24:01 PM »

ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Guest · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 04:31:30 PM »

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Can't wait to see what breast milk tastes like...

We'd best not see you on any freak documentaries though :angry:

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 07:58:52 PM »

Yeah that's weird. A girl at my work was still breast feeding her kid well past a year and I thought that was a little odd.

But I'm not a baby. I'm allowed access to those nipples and it's not perverse for me to do so. I hardly think it's fair for me to be expected not to go there for the many months in which a newborn is feeding in the natural way and if that means taking a shot in the mouth I've certainly got it coming.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 09:43:39 PM »

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and if that means taking a shot in the mouth I've certainly got it coming.

Be a man, Hulk!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 10, 2006, 11:59:53 AM »

I was thinking of the double teaming with a seven-year-old. That's just plain fucked up. :x

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Feb 10, 2006, 08:44:50 PM »

"Daddy! Move OVER!"

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 11, 2006, 02:37:35 AM »

I think we just stumbled into the mind of Japanesse Buisnessman.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 11, 2006, 09:26:18 AM »

Your mind?

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 12:43:53 AM »

He said "はい。　そう～～です。"

Extra Zero · « **Reply #49 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 01:09:37 AM »

"それをそう作る、または西部の黒い男性、BLANKTOE は女性宣言する。"

Rama · « **Reply #50 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 01:09:58 AM »

Don't be silly.....

I'm not a buisness man.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #51 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 01:12:25 AM »

"!!!"

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 01:22:28 AM »

It would've been funnier if you had bastardized "Blanktoe". Now you just remind me of my Spanish-speaking relatives. "Yo quiero cookbook. No me gusta short shorts."

Extra Zero · « **Reply #53 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 01:41:04 AM »

Hahaha...Cortos...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #54 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 04:40:21 PM »

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It would've been funnier if you had bastardized "Blanktoe". Now you just remind me of my Spanish-speaking relatives. "Yo quiero cookbook. No me gusta short shorts."

aahh spanglish :shivers:

Author Topic: 13 zodiac (Read 16082 times)

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