They sell those in the supermarket, you know.
They sell red lobster brand cheddar bay biscuits in the store? None of those things from franchises ever taste as good from the store, plus you get as many as you want and I've got a gift certificate for 25$. I've gotta go back...
and there is nothing wrong with chinese buffets (at least you know they're not serving prarie dog and penguin).
edit: actually some of them are one night a week only things set in really nice restaurants and over priced for people that wouldn't be caught dead in a chinese buffet.