Author Topic: Elfen Lied (Read 40508 times)

Extra Zero · « **Reply #150 on:** Feb 18, 2006, 11:45:52 PM »

Quote

That sort of come back is funnier before you get put on trial for statutory.

And how.

IDE · « **Reply #151 on:** Feb 19, 2006, 03:54:24 AM »

Fuck it!

D. I will not admit something that happened to me when I was 22. A girl came to college who was only 17 and I shagged her... I shagged her rotten. She told me she lost her driver's license and that she was 19. Should I be punished for her lies? She didn't look young she looked 19. When she turned 18 she finally told me the truth. We had been dating for like 4 months at that point.

LOLI LOEVS IDE!

tomduo · « **Reply #152 on:** Feb 19, 2006, 04:20:31 AM »

Lolis fucking rock. What is better than thigh highs, pig tails, and naughty giggles.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #153 on:** Feb 19, 2006, 11:10:22 AM »

Quote

She told me she lost her driver's license and that she was 19. Should I be punished for her lies?

See, the difference is that D was 23 and he knew the girl was 15... There was no deception on any field.

The D · « **Reply #154 on:** Feb 19, 2006, 12:35:06 PM »

Wait wait wait... I don't remember saying anything about a 15 year old and me being 23.

B E C K · « **Reply #155 on:** Feb 19, 2006, 12:37:44 PM »

Yeah, didn't it happen when you were younger?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #156 on:** Feb 19, 2006, 12:40:02 PM »

wasn't he like 18 or 19? who cares, same shit. welcome to doug's pedophilic world.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #157 on:** Feb 19, 2006, 12:48:01 PM »

He was atleast 21 at the time.

The D · « **Reply #158 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 02:35:54 PM »

I realized what you guys are thinking about.

Back in 2000-2001... I did date a 15-16 year old... Over the internet!

The relationship only lasted 5 months. There was no sex involved.

The D · « **Reply #159 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 02:38:55 PM »

Like I said before, god bless 4chan:

Quote

Oh, god, Nyuu, you're so tight!" cried Kouta, driving his cock deeper into Nyuu. She was so hot and tight, and blood flowed from the deflowering of her tight virgin anus. "NYUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" screamed Nyuu, obviously in pain; a second later, as Kouta ejaculated into her rectum, she swiftly decapitated him with one of her vectors. "AYAAAAAAH!!!" screamed Mayu, having watched the bloody rape from the door, Wanta in her hands. "NYUUU!!!" screamed Nyuu, dismembering Kouta's corpse and ramming one of his legs through Mayu's belly, before decapitating her and her little dog too. "THERE YOU ARE!!!" screamed Bandou, rushing to the door, sub-machine gun in hand; Nyuu tore all four of his limbs off before ramming a thigh down his throat, causing his head to explode. "DIE BITCH!!!" screamed Yuka, offloading Bandou's discarded MP5SD6 into Nyuu. The bullets tore into the unprepared diclonus; however, she only got seventeen rounds off before Nyuu chopped her into dozens of pieces, the rest of her SMG's 30-round magazine emptying into the bedroom's walls and ceiling, still clutched in her now-removed hand. "Nyuuu..." moaned Nyuu, struggling to push Kouta's corpse off of her; the blood running out of her anus was starting to grow, a bloody spot growing on the futon from her bleeding anus and the fourteen bullet holes in her, caused by Yuka's 9mm jacketed hollow-points. "No, Nyuu, what have you DONE???" screamed Nana, running into the room, only to be bloodily decapitated by Nyuu, along with Mariko, who managed to block one of Nyuu's vectors with her own before being overwhelmed and beaten to death by one of Nana's legs, used like a club in Nyuu's vectors.

"This is Toyama-3, commencing attack run," said the pilot of the lead Mitsubishi F-2A, zooming over the city. "Lock on and follow me!!!" Within six seconds, the squadron of JASDF F-2As proceeded to smash the inn and the surrounding city blocks with a combination of 500lb LGBs and napalm; Nyuu could only look up as a 500-pound laser-guided bomb slammed into her head, smashing her skull apart before detonating with the force of an angry god... In the command van down the street, Kurama put his SIG to his temple and pulled the trigger.

tomduo · « **Reply #160 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 03:36:48 PM »

You sick fuck.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #161 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 04:10:48 PM »

its funny cause tom is saying it

tomduo · « **Reply #162 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 06:48:59 PM »

I may be bad, but I have never even...

Oh God, I need to talk to my mother.

IDE · « **Reply #163 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 07:11:49 PM »

Oh so that's what happened after the clock tolls...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #164 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 07:22:27 PM »

talking about clocks, im going to eat lobster right now. haaah bitches be jealous! hmmm

tomduo · « **Reply #165 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 07:34:18 PM »

I'm making homemade turkey chili.

I grew up in New England, Turkey is a delicassy to me.

B E C K · « **Reply #166 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 07:36:16 PM »

Quote

Like I said before, god bless 4chan:

God, for fuck's sake...

The D · « **Reply #167 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 09:48:22 PM »

You guys are pussies.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #168 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 10:24:40 PM »

You suck, 4chan sucks. SUCK!

B E C K · « **Reply #169 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:07:59 PM »

Quote

You guys are pussies.

Why the hell would you post something like that? What, you have fucking internet tourettes?

Max Con · « **Reply #170 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:11:03 PM »

That was hot.

B E C K · « **Reply #171 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:13:16 PM »

You're just saying that 'cause you haven't finished puberty.

Max Con · « **Reply #172 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:17:34 PM »

Or I'm a tad bizarre.

Alright, it was pretty stupid. Just ban him already. He'll kill himself because he has nobody to whine to.

B E C K · « **Reply #173 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:32:25 PM »

I don't like them bleedin' anuses, consarnit!!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #174 on:** Feb 21, 2006, 11:43:56 PM »

Doug wouldn't willingly commit suicide, he's too much of a pussy to kill himself...but he is a dumbass... Now if only we could present an open challenge to him, where if he killed himself, we'd pool $10,000 upon proof of his death. Yeah...

IDE · « **Reply #175 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 02:43:45 AM »

Quote

talking about clocks, im going to eat lobster right now. haaah bitches be jealous! hmmm

I'd be more jealous if you were eating snow crab

tomduo · « **Reply #176 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 02:48:41 PM »

King Crab legs... oh god. Filet Minion...shit I gotta buy myself a beef tenderloin from the butcher. Who wants to go halfsies?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #177 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 03:05:11 PM »

i had surf and turf, hmmm

IDE · « **Reply #178 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 04:00:47 PM »

I've only had King Crab legs once at red lobster and they sucked (well sucked compared to the snowcrab). I mean they tasted good but they weren't as tender, they were more chewy. Is that how they're supposed to be or are they supposed to be like giant snow crab?

tomduo · « **Reply #179 on:** Feb 22, 2006, 05:06:50 PM »

No, but why the hell did you go to reb lobster? I've had better seafood at Chinese buffets... which actually make good seafood.