Author Topic: Elfen Lied (Read 40565 times)

tomduo · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 03, 2006, 01:22:38 AM »

*has also been working out*

Except I lack a digital camera, however I am not that ripped, only because I have very little access to Gyms. With my tax money I am seriously considering joining the Gym in the plaza... The FIU one sucks, and is fulla assholes who hog the machines >.<

IDE · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 03, 2006, 03:22:20 AM »

Ok the truth is one day we were sitting around playing DnD and I asked myself..."what would it be like to have 18 Stregnth in real life?"...

the rest is history.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 03, 2006, 10:28:05 AM »

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Or lack of nuts. HA ha.

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So Basically:

1. Watch Anime
2. Move to LA
3.
4. Profit
If you find out what #3 is, let me know.

either
a) become a jew
or B) suck some dicks and kiss some asses

that's what LA is aaall about

tomduo · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 03, 2006, 02:05:44 PM »

Tarantino wasn't a Jew. Neither is Roberto Rodriguez.

I like how you use Jew...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 03, 2006, 06:12:32 PM »

its vox populi that the top people in LA are jewish.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 03, 2006, 07:48:43 PM »

I don't want to suck their diseased cocks or kiss their dirty asses! Ew! Then perhaps I shall look into this "Jew" thing you speak of....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 03, 2006, 08:12:07 PM »

Rama · « **Reply #37 on:** Feb 04, 2006, 11:22:18 PM »

Jews are born rich and circumcised...everyone knows that.

tomduo · « **Reply #38 on:** Feb 04, 2006, 11:23:43 PM »

*is circumsized*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #39 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 09:44:28 AM »

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Jews are born rich and circumcised...everyone knows that.

thanks God all the guys I've been with are circumsized. It would freak me out to see it uncircumsized, ew.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #40 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 10:06:52 AM »

Reminds me of that Venture Bros. episode where Hank asks Dean if the doctor saw his "freaky dog-dork". Dr. Venture scolds Hank for bragging to his brother about his circumcision.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 11:30:50 AM »

reminds me of that sex and the city episode were Charlotte dated an un-circumzised guy. Like they said, "You can take the sharpei out of the penis but you can't take the dog out of the man" :nurihappy:

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #42 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 01:08:15 PM »

I'm uncircumsized. Why would it freak you out?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #43 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 01:46:32 PM »

Those worms that ate Andy Sirkis in King Kong sure were freaky...

tomduo · « **Reply #44 on:** Feb 05, 2006, 01:52:50 PM »

They freak Kary out too. Some chicks dig the cut.

Rama · « **Reply #45 on:** Feb 06, 2006, 12:05:00 AM »

They just nip the tip to make it look bigger.

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 12:24:11 AM »

I hear tell that men who have their foreskins expererience sexual pleasure the likes of which us cut chaps can only imagine.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #47 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 12:29:32 AM »

Touch the back of your hand. Now touch the palm of your hand. That's the difference in sensitivity between a circumsized and uncircumsized penis. By having our head covered during pretty much all times where I'm not cleaning it or pleasuring it then it's much more sensitive.

The foreskin's going to be pulled back for pretty much all sexual activity anyway. The only reason to be weird about it is if you're used to the opposite. We're born with foreskin. It's unnatural to find it weird.

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 01:29:43 AM »

Does my insensative head help prevent STD transmission at least? I head that somewhere too.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #49 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 05:52:25 AM »

Hm... I'm not too sure how that would work. I just don't put mine anywhere risky and don't worry about it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 07:12:21 AM »

aaahh its lke a sharpei!
i know that gay guys prefer it circumsized too

Max Con · « **Reply #51 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 12:14:36 PM »

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I hear tell that men who have their foreskins expererience sexual pleasure the likes of which us cut chaps can only imagine.

Circumsized are less likely to get a urinary tract infection.

That's about it, I think.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #52 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 01:22:06 PM »

It was also favored in desert climates so sand wouldn't get under the foreskin, which must not feel very nice.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #53 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 04:12:27 PM »

I pull back my foreskin daily when I clean it. That takes away any chance of getting infection. Also cleans out the semen.

tomduo · « **Reply #54 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 04:35:50 PM »

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Touch the back of your hand. Now touch the palm of your hand. That's the difference in sensitivity between a circumsized and uncircumsized penis. By having our head covered during pretty much all times where I'm not cleaning it or pleasuring it then it's much more sensitive.

The foreskin's going to be pulled back for pretty much all sexual activity anyway. The only reason to be weird about it is if you're used to the opposite. We're born with foreskin. It's unnatural to find it weird.

I'm very sensitive, although I'd forgo overt sensitivity over lasting 30 seconds.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #55 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 06:20:54 PM »

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I pull back my foreskin daily when I clean it. That takes away any chance of getting infection. Also cleans out the semen.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #56 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 08:05:21 PM »

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I'm very sensitive, although I'd forgo overt sensitivity over lasting 30 seconds.

I've heard this retarded argument in favour of circumsision before and it's just that... retarded. This is like saying that guys are better off numbing their penises so that they'll last longer. And finishing too early is not a problem for me and my uncircumsised penis.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #57 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 09:48:09 PM »

Rumor has it that Tom Jones used Listerine to numb his penis for added stamina.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #58 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 10:02:06 PM »

Doesn't that like... numb the girl?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #59 on:** Feb 07, 2006, 10:23:39 PM »

I wouldn't think so, he had to wipe it off as best as possible before sex.