Author Topic: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!? (Read 10780 times)

Extra Zero · « **on:** Jan 29, 2006, 02:49:11 PM »

Have I really wasted that much time and productivity at work, piddling away on this message board? Wow...

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 03:37:20 PM »

If it makes you feel better, does it really take that much time to post? Every 'ha' or 'SERVED' counts as one post, so if you average about two seconds per post, that's about 6000 seconds, give or take. Then divided by 60 for every minute, and that's about 100 minutes. Even if you spent an average of four seconds, that would still be less than four hours. You've still probably have had naps longer than the amount of time you've spent actually posting here. You've probably wasted more time watching crappy movies than posting here.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 03:42:10 PM »

Probably. Although, I stopped seeing so many shitty movies the day my friend quit Muvico. Now that I have to pay to see movies, I don't go to as many.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 05:00:31 PM »

Get a sugar momma. Problem solved.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 06:20:31 PM »

No deal.

tomduo · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 07:30:48 PM »

Yeah, he'd prefer a Sugar Daddy. Doesn't that sound nice? You'd just have to wax, oil, and wear thongs all day. But in return, you get everything for free.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 09:34:23 PM »

Sorry Tom, I don't think working for you would be all that fun.

tomduo · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 09:40:15 PM »

Like I have the money to support your fluffernutter habit.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 10:50:34 PM »

Fluffernutter? Double ewe tee eff?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 10:59:59 PM »

Peanut butter and marshmallow (fluff) sandwiches. Something I can't stomach...

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 10:18:27 AM »

Extra Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 10:24:51 AM »

Yeah, disgusting as shit.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 10:48:25 AM »

Peanut butter only does mankind good in candy and cookies.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 10:49:13 AM »

Oh, and in ice cream. drooooool~~~~~

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 11:01:11 AM »

peanut butter, EWWWW

tomduo · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 02:36:37 PM »

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peanut butter, EWWWW

Freak.

And Fluffernutters own.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 04:17:07 PM »

Fluffernutters sounds like the people that keep the guys dick erect between takes in Porn.

tomduo · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 05:19:37 PM »

That is an awesome job title. What would the guys that keep the girl wet be called? Jellyholes?

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 10:40:37 AM »

Those services are provided by KY brand lubricating jelly. Be sure to pick up KY brand warming body lotion and personal lubricate this valentines days!

tomduo · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 11:02:12 AM »

That stuff was too greasy.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 12:51:42 PM »

Plus if you let it sit wihtout "using it" for a more then a min, it gets sticky as hell.

tomduo · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 01:02:41 PM »

That is why Sex Talk Sue says use oil based jellies, not water ones.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 01:11:35 PM »

You know how hard it is to wash that shit off after you're done though? Plus they break down condoms.

tomduo · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 04:04:28 PM »

Use salt water.

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 04:22:36 PM »

ID Glide ftw.

Yeah if you let it sit for a long time once applied it gets sticky but why would you? The only reason I know it gets that way is because some spilled on the carpet once.

tomduo · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 04:50:44 PM »

I think he means fall asleep.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 07:20:08 PM »

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Be sure to pick up KY brand warming body lotion and personal lubricate this valentines days!

the warming lubricant is like they are sticking a fire stick in there. its BAD.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 09:47:51 PM »

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The only reason I know it gets that way is because some spilled on the carpet once.

Carpet... *snicker*

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 09:52:05 PM »

I see what you did there

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 10:09:15 PM »

No, I see what YOU did.... on this here torrent!