Author Topic: H-Town's gonna get interesting.... (Read 16010 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Jan 27, 2006, 12:32:37 PM »

Houston has a big problem with urban sprawl coupled with no zoning restrictions. As a result, various outlying areas of town become the Next Big Development - businesses rush in, apartment complexes spring up overnight, strip malls abound. Then it gets too crowded and the leader businesses move, followed by the workers, apartments go vacant for months and are extremely cheap, and the area goes to hell. Such is the situation in Fondren Southwest, where the majority of the asshole NOLA evacuees have congregated and declared their intention to "take over Houston"

Problem is, M13 (El Salvador gang) has presided over that area for quite a while and now there's a huge turf war brewing. I was looking on the nola.com forums and everyone there is all "Go M13!! Kill the fuckers so they don't move back!"

tomduo · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 27, 2006, 03:47:08 PM »

10-1 that happens down here, too. I fucking hate Florida, I wanna move back up north. ;.;

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 27, 2006, 09:43:31 PM »

Florida isn't so bad. Tell ya what, next time I'm home for break we can cosplay at the anime con. I call WaLuigi!

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 28, 2006, 06:47:18 AM »

You people need to move to a place where everyone knows it a shithole and knows it's not worth fighting over.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 28, 2006, 09:22:24 AM »

Like Delaware...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 28, 2006, 01:36:20 PM »

Like New Jersey

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 28, 2006, 03:46:23 PM »

You'd think Florida... well maybe not the West side, but definately the East side.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 28, 2006, 07:08:07 PM »

Sometimes I fantasize about how it would feel to be lobo driving down the streets of miami killing wontonly...men, women, children...

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*fap fap fap*

tomduo · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 28, 2006, 09:45:57 PM »

Too bad they are all Cubans.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 09:33:24 AM »

and....

puertoricans

tomduo · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 12:54:31 PM »

And evil Penguin eating Peruvians. Scourge of South America. God hates Peru.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 03:38:26 PM »

shut the fuck up. you know, just because u fuck one doesn't give you the right to defend it like you were one. so don't!
thats a rule, i just said it.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 03:44:42 PM »

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and.... puertoricans

Agreed.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 04:59:03 PM »

"I love racism!"

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 06:20:50 PM »

You sure do.

tomduo · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 07:28:37 PM »

Puerto Ricans > Peruvians. Why? PERUVIANS EAT FUCKING PENGUINS!

That and the whole Shining Path cult thing. And the revolutions. And the killer insects. And the diseases.

It really is God's asshole.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 09:02:15 PM »

haha whatever, u dont have shiet against us.
puertoricans on the other hand, are fucking trashy. at least the ones that come here and get all ghetto. the ones that stay in the island are nice.

tomduo · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 09:19:07 PM »

At least they don't FUCKING EAT PENGUINS!

God, a penguin? For one, not much meat, two... A penguin!?

x.x

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 09:32:00 PM »

I'm sure penguins taste better than something like morcilla... Anyway, what's so wrong with eating penguins? There's nothing more odd about it than eating something like ostrich (which is fucking tasty).

tomduo · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 09:39:04 PM »

Penguins are cute. It's barbaric to eat them.

IDE · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 29, 2006, 10:09:50 PM »

You...you never ate a penguin did you Faye?

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 05:09:12 AM »

Damnit, I thought this thread was gonna be about hentai.

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 09:44:12 AM »

Too bad.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 10:00:53 AM »

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You...you never ate a penguin did you Faye?

Heeell no.
tom is talking shit, just bcause his freaking gf is puertorican so he likes to defend them and by doing this he looks like a complete ass.

tomduo · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 02:34:52 PM »

Wrong. Peruvians eating penguins is becoming a big problem, because it's messing up the populations. Look it up, I heard a nice presentation about it when the environmentalists were here, and the Peruvian Council supported the call for the coastal populations to quit eating them.

Notice how we can't eat the cute animals, but Penguins should be off limits.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 02:46:06 PM »

Oh yeah, well:

tomduo · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 02:54:12 PM »

So do Penguin eaters.

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 08:43:50 PM »

They eat guniea pigs?!

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For lunch, I had cuy. Pronounced "kwee." That means guinea pig. People have been eating guinea pigs here for a very, very long time. In their homes, the Inca people kept dogs and guinea pigs, and the latter would run loose and eat scraps that fell from the table, and periodically the cuyes would make it into the stews that the Indians typically ate for dinner. This is pretty much what still happens: I've heard that a typical Andean household keeps around twenty of the little rodents, and none of them are pets.

My cuy was quartered, fried, and did not taste like chicken. In fact, it´s hard for me to say what it tasted like because I’m not sure I was ever able to liberate a piece larger than my smallest fingernail. I think it’s kind of like rabbit, but since taking rodent leg in fist and gnawing on your cuy is taboo in nice cafés in modern Peruvian cities

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 09:14:43 PM »

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Wrong. Peruvians eating penguins is becoming a big problem, because it's messing up the populations. Look it up, I heard a nice presentation about it when the environmentalists were here, and the Peruvian Council supported the call for the coastal populations to quit eating them.

Notice how we can't eat the cute animals, but Penguins should be off limits.

dude thats fucking bullshit. whoever told you that is a fucking douchebag. and go on, show me webpages and shit, but im telling you, its not true. fucking people trying to say shit about us.

The D · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 09:37:22 PM »

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You people need to move to a place where everyone knows it a shithole and knows it's not worth fighting over.

And Detroit.

I don't want to hear about the M13 gang. They're like the terrorists of Latin America. Between them, lazy Mexicans, druggie Columbians, Brazilians mowing down rainforest, and Faye, I don't think highly of latinos.