Author Topic: Important announcement (Read 18381 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Jan 24, 2006, 08:15:29 PM »

PEOPLE!
I want all of you to know that I have a crush on Derek Richardson.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 24, 2006, 09:12:19 PM »

He's unatractive.

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 24, 2006, 09:39:49 PM »

x.x

My first name is the same. I was scared for a second.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 24, 2006, 10:02:51 PM »

Quote

He's unatractive.

he's HOT and i have a crush on him cause he looks like my ex bf of two years ago, and i still like him :'(
im sad:-D
but i can probably get with him OHOHHOHO

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 24, 2006, 10:07:00 PM »

Since I have no idea who he is, he's probably gay. i know the playas.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 24, 2006, 11:08:11 PM »

you have to say "i know 'em playas"

anyways, he's the guy from Hostel

http://www.timeout.com/img/3299/w200/Derek...ostel-image.jpg

(not a very good pic, but the best one i can find)

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 24, 2006, 11:19:36 PM »

Is he the one who peed the bed from acting in the movie?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 24, 2006, 11:34:05 PM »

He's the guy from Dumb and Dumberer...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 12:23:47 AM »

OMG YES HE LOOKS SO BAD IN THAT MOVIEE

IDE · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 02:52:53 AM »

Chicks always go bat shit for famous guys. I wonder how many women would cheat on their significant other to be with say brad pitt or what have you.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 10:10:00 AM »

dude derek richardson is not famous. he has only done a couple of movies.
you should have been here when I saw the first LOTR

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 01:00:01 PM »

Quote

Chicks always go bat shit for famous guys. I wonder how many women would cheat on their significant other to be with say brad pitt or what have you.

But what most women don't understand is, Brad Pitt will never ever fuck them.

Todd Barry ^_^

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 03:02:32 PM »

I might be able to arrange for them to fuck Brad Pitt's dad, however. He still lives in this area.

Bernie · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 03:11:30 PM »

I always considered Brad Pitt so-so. Now that he's turned out to be an adulterous shithead, he's about as hot as John Wayne Gacy.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 03:24:10 PM »

Oh come on...It was clearly that harelot Jolie's fault. But oh no.....everyone loves her!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 03:52:49 PM »

Quote

I always considered Brad Pitt so-so. Now that he's turned out to be an adulterous shithead, he's about as hot as John Wayne Gacy.

Maybe he can chloroform Angelina and convince her to give her children normal haircuts.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 08:33:27 PM »

Brad Pitt has a small penis. I saw it on a pic of him and the Paltrow girl when they were married and naked by their pool

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 08:38:55 PM »

How big is your penis by comparison?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 11:05:38 PM »

Quote

Brad Pitt has a small penis. I saw it on a pic of him and the Paltrow girl when they were married and naked by their pool

Was it erect? 'cause if not I hardly see how that's really a good measurement.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 26, 2006, 12:01:50 AM »

Haha...good ole' aDam...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 26, 2006, 07:13:18 AM »

Quote

How big is your penis by comparison?

honey, i have said this PLENTY of times. my penis is fucking HUGE.
i feel sorry for mediocre penises.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 26, 2006, 09:09:51 AM »

Quote

Oh come on...It was clearly that harelot Jolie's fault. But oh no.....everyone loves her!

Not anymore. I'd like to say it was because of the adultry scandal, but honestly, it's because she's tainted with Pitt. Brad Pitt is gross. Billy Bob Thorton was too, but at least I almost never noticed him. Why didn't she hook up with Colin Farrell? I don't like him either, but I could've lived with that! Now I must find a new muse....

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 26, 2006, 01:51:15 PM »

Colin Farrel only does black chicks and Jared Leto.

Bernie · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 26, 2006, 03:07:09 PM »

Quote

Now I must find a new muse....

Though blonde, Scarlett Johansson has a similarly purty mouth.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 26, 2006, 06:04:15 PM »

...But cold, dead eyes...

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 27, 2006, 04:01:57 AM »

I recently saw screen shots from the colin ferell pr0n video and I can safely say that my penis is bigger than his. I don't usually bring up penis size on teh INTERNET but this guy has been talking up his schlong in tinsel town like nobody's business.

tomduo · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 27, 2006, 11:28:22 AM »

I can honestly say I've never seen his cock, nor do I have any interest to.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 27, 2006, 12:36:25 PM »

Agreed.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 27, 2006, 12:41:12 PM »

Supposedly George Clooney is the guy with the goods right now. Considering he never alludes to it, that's probably true.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 27, 2006, 12:46:15 PM »

No wonder he walked with a slouch in 'Syrianna'...

Author Topic: Important announcement (Read 18381 times)

Bernie

Bernie