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IDE · « **Reply #90 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 02:11:57 PM »

i don't mind latin people at all...unless they come here and take over the city I was born in, fill it with crime, corruption, disease and basically ruin what was once an American paradise.

Then If I had the mutant powers of say The Juggernaut (because it's more fun this way) I turn off all emotion and start in the hospitals killing their sick and their young...then onto the residental districts...finally the municipalities get demolished...The coast guard would be busy ferrying them home instead of trying to prevent them from getting here after about 1.5 days of my rampage...which would last a fortnight...yeah I think I could do it by then...*takes a bite of a Nutrigrain bar*

edit: Yes I know the juggernaut is not a mutant.

tomduo · « **Reply #91 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 04:14:16 PM »

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i don't mind latin people at all...unless they come here and take over the city I was born in, fill it with crime, corruption, disease and basically ruin what was once an American paradise.

Then If I had the mutant powers of say The Juggernaut (because it's more fun this way) I turn off all emotion and start in the hospitals killing their sick and their young...then onto the residental districts...finally the municipalities get demolished...The coast guard would be busy ferrying them home instead of trying to prevent them from getting here after about 1.5 days of my rampage...which would last a fortnight...yeah I think I could do it by then...*takes a bite of a Nutrigrain bar*

edit: Yes I know the juggernaut is not a mutant.

Black people and Irish people were blamed for the same.

I just hate hispanic people who move here and then won't speak english.
Faye has that, at least.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #92 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 06:44:03 PM »

Even up north, here in Maryland, we're starting to see tons of people who don't speak any English (thanks alot for using them for work, DC) and by my estimate the school system is going to be shaken up in the next five years by these people's children who don't speak English...

tomduo · « **Reply #93 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 06:56:28 PM »

It really is a problem, and the liberals (I agree with conservatives on something!?) who promote 'language diversity' doesn't study history. All Empires fall when a large minority seperates itself.

IDE · « **Reply #94 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 07:09:24 PM »

Yeah but the black and irish never emptied their prisons and sanitariums onto our shores.

tomduo · « **Reply #95 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 07:10:50 PM »

Because they lacked those insitutions.

IDE · « **Reply #96 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 07:13:26 PM »

I don't think those groups intended to ruin anything. They just wanted whiskey and basketball.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #97 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 09:41:58 PM »

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Yeah but the black and irish never emptied their prisons and sanitariums onto our shores.

haha except Fidel! He totally OWNED u guys lol aww good ol' Fidel.

tomduo · « **Reply #98 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 09:55:53 PM »

Not really. I mean, who cares about Cuba except dirty Cubans?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #99 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 10:54:50 PM »

Exactally. Elian Gonzoles, anyone?

B E C K · « **Reply #100 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 11:13:31 PM »

Who?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #101 on:** Jan 31, 2006, 11:57:03 PM »

Remember? Janet Reno had him sent back to Fantasy Island? Ring any bells?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #102 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 12:39:18 AM »

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Not really. I mean, who cares about Cuba except dirty Cubans?

i won't even waste my time explaining this to you.

tomduo · « **Reply #103 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 02:01:32 AM »

The question was already answered.

No one.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #104 on:** Feb 01, 2006, 09:59:51 AM »

No i was referring to... aah fuck it.

B E C K · « **Reply #105 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 09:45:10 PM »

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Remember? Janet Reno had him sent back to Fantasy Island? Ring any bells?

Who?

IDE · « **Reply #106 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 09:53:43 PM »

Frozen Strawberries I tell you! You need the whole berries! Blend them in with your meal replacement protein packet and some skim milk. MMMMM..MMMMMM!

B E C K · « **Reply #107 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 10:16:18 PM »

I'll give you a protein packet, knave!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #108 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 10:17:50 PM »

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Remember? Janet Reno had him sent back to Fantasy Island? Ring any bells?
Who?

Elian.

Rama · « **Reply #109 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 10:17:59 PM »

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I'll give you a protein packet, knave!

I took that the dirty way.

B E C K · « **Reply #110 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 10:57:08 PM »

You take everything the dirty way.

Rama · « **Reply #111 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 11:09:57 PM »

True dat.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #112 on:** Feb 02, 2006, 11:11:18 PM »

Even the Sanchez family. He sure took them the dirty way...

The D · « **Reply #113 on:** Feb 11, 2006, 04:07:33 PM »

Victory is mine!

After getting a computer with a broken video card and modem, and then having the operating system die and having to spend 4 weeks looking for an OS disk...

I have a working computer!

The one thing that pisses me off though is when I tried to download the latest version of IE on a broadband connection, I got one of those stupid download installers.. when you run it, it hooks up to the server and installs the program, but on dialup it can take forever to install. Just let me download the program itself you stupid cunts!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #114 on:** Feb 11, 2006, 05:54:58 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #115 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 12:48:35 AM »

And what are some of these, how you say, toddler rhymes?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #116 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 12:57:11 AM »

Doug's whining...in rhyme form!

"'I can't fix my computer!'
Doug did complain.
And his lack of friends...
He could not explain.

"Where will I get help?
I'm so out of luck!"
"Why, I'll ask a bunch of folks
Who won't give a fuck!"

They were no help and didn't know shit.
This upset Doug and he threw a fit!
Without kiddie pr0n to download!?
He was in for quite a sit!"

Yeah, you'd buy it.

Rama · « **Reply #117 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 01:00:23 AM »

Now do a haiku.

B E C K · « **Reply #118 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 01:07:22 AM »

Couldn't fix his comp
Doug bitched and whined on this board
Who gave a rat's ass?

Rama · « **Reply #119 on:** Feb 12, 2006, 01:08:32 AM »

YAY! :: Calps ::