Kingdom Hearts Mobile
They even have that abomination on a cell phone?
No. Just, no.
Yes. Just, yes.
I called Kingdom Hearts an abomination.
Gameplay aside, there's something wrong when you have a retarded dog-thing and a duck for sidekicks, and you're fighting characters from Disney. If this was just a Disney game and nothing else, I wouldn't be bothered, but when they mix Final Fantasy characters in, it's just messed up.
Also, the main character fights with a giant KEY. Not a sword, not a deadly weapon, a KEY. In fact, there are no deadly weapons in this game. How faggy can you get?
The mix of Final Fantasy and Disney characters is perfect because every single Final Fantasy game has the same type of story line as the better Disney movies. The only real difference is that most Final Fantasy characters are human, or at least look it, and the closest things to talking animals they have are moogles. And that whole playing the game thing.
Since this is essentially a Disney game, having Donald and Goofy as sidekicks makes perfect sense. And since all but four of the worlds (three, if you don't count Sora's home) are modelled after Disney worlds, having Disney characters all the way through makes perfect sense, especially since the king is Mickey Mouse. Can't have Mickey without Donald and Goofy, right?
In what way is a giant, sharp key not a deadly weapon? And there are many deadly weapons in this game. There's Leon's gunblade, Cloud's giant butterknife, Yuffie's shuriken, Clayton's shotgun, Triton's triton. I don't remember whether Aladdin has a sword or not, though I'm pretty sure she does. Rikku has probably the coolest sword in the world. Ansem has himself, and rampant femininity that for some reason reminds me of Kuja, especially since he uses soulless black dolls to do his bidding.
The real point is, you dissed my favorite game without having a point, except "ZOMG its a diznee gaim llol its teh ghey!!!!!oneoneeleventyone!!"
