I went to the North American International Auto Show today. This is the most important auto show in the world, because it's where all the new car models, engines, concepts, and other shit are revealed to the world.
The main features at the show were the "new" muscle car concepts, alternative fuels, and hybrids.
It seems there's going to be a LOT of hybrids coming out this year, most of them SUVs. Now you can get better gas milage and STILL drive something that makes your dick seem bigger. Most of the newer hybrids use a system where the electric motor is placed between the engine and transmission.
Speaking of bigger, it seems the car companies can't stop trying to make something bigger than the other companies. Ford came out with their F250 "Super Chief" concept truck, this massive behemoth of a vehicle with a engine that can burn hydrogen, ethenol, or regular gas at alarming rates. Even worse, Chevy came out with an actual production truck called the Kodiac that's the size of a fucking semi truck and makes the H1 look like a Mini Cooper.
Also, when I was walking outside the building I kept on being accosted by people begging for money, either poor people or for "Charities". I had one Black guy hand me a newspaper that said "free" on the front, then he asked for money for a children's charity. I gave him a buck and he started hanging on my arm and following me asking for more money. I told him to back the fuck off before I lynch his ass, MLK day be dammed. Why the hell do black people in Detroit never work for their money, but rather beg for it constanty?
