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« on: Jan 16, 2006, 10:05:13 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: Jan 16, 2006, 10:08:18 AM »
i dislike people that go to tanning salons. they are faking it!

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« Reply #2 on: Jan 16, 2006, 03:36:19 PM »
Can I get a tanning bed for just the legs?  I like pants.  It isn't wrong!

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« Reply #3 on: Jan 16, 2006, 03:52:08 PM »
Hah, "ghost legs"...
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 16, 2006, 04:08:40 PM »
Who opened the gates to Spamalot?
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 16, 2006, 04:14:50 PM »
Probably Doug, pissed off that even Nuri mocked him, submitted this page as his homepage while signing up for underage-sex sites...
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 16, 2006, 04:15:13 PM »
No kiddie pr0n yet, though.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #7 on: Jan 16, 2006, 04:16:35 PM »
Knock on wood...
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 16, 2006, 04:17:01 PM »
Is that what that 4 year old was doing? Freaky x.x
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 16, 2006, 04:18:25 PM »
Tanning beds are faster than the sun...it's wearing down you know.

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« Reply #10 on: Jan 16, 2006, 04:20:24 PM »
Yeah, in another 8 billion years, we gonna need a big lightbulb.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 16, 2006, 09:34:44 PM »
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Probably Doug, pissed off that even Nuri mocked him, submitted this page as his homepage while signing up for underage-sex sites...
Revenge is mine.  :P  
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #12 on: Jan 16, 2006, 09:54:51 PM »
Should this guy really be trying to sell us tanning beds?



 

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 16, 2006, 10:03:50 PM »
I thought the name sounded familiar...
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 20, 2006, 11:08:03 PM »
Well he is indeed tan...

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« Reply #15 on: Jan 20, 2006, 11:12:57 PM »
And he is a champion racer.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 20, 2006, 11:30:15 PM »
Will I be one too if I use one of those beds?

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« Reply #17 on: Jan 20, 2006, 11:37:27 PM »
You'll be something else.

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« Reply #18 on: Jan 21, 2006, 12:11:53 AM »
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Well he is indeed tan...
Yeah he looks like he's logged about 30,000 hours...

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« Reply #19 on: Jan 21, 2006, 10:41:16 AM »
You have to  at least show one defining feature going for you. Especially if the annoying little shit from 'Jingle All The Way' schools your ass in a Pod-race...

I can't remember the exact quote any more, so I'll paraphrase:  "I don't need Turboman when I have the REAL THING right here!  My dad!"  What a douchebag...  
 
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 22, 2006, 01:27:16 AM »
:lol:!!