Author Topic: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy! (Read 1358 times)

Extra Zero · « **on:** Jan 13, 2006, 10:23:47 AM »

99 Year-Old Sex Offender To Be Released From Prison

The funny thing is that he plead guilty and was put into prison at the age of 96, making him the oldest inmate ever! They don't say what the did, but I'm willing to bet it involved popsicles and a cellar...

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 08:18:19 PM »

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"I don't want you to die in prison," Board of Pardons and Parole member Keith Hamilton told Jackson during a Jan. 3 parole hearing.

Fuck that shit, let the sicko die there. He only served three years. If he didn't want to die in prison, he should've considered that before touching little Sally's cookie.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 12:20:03 AM »

Or Sams.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 12:22:03 AM »

He touched Chris Griffin. Read between the lines...

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 03:07:01 PM »

Apparently the kid didn't scream 'I need an adult!' loud enough... >.>;

Extra Zero · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 03:30:46 PM »

Apparently not.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 08:42:28 PM »

He *had* an adult. That was the problem.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:06:49 PM »

Never looked at it that way...

tomduo · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 04:07:27 PM »

Hmm... I guess he needed one that didn't wanna rape him. Oh well.