Author Topic: Happy Friday the 13th! (Read 19693 times)

Bitch · « **on:** Jan 13, 2006, 08:18:12 AM »

So what are you doing to celebrate?

I'm going to a sleepover. >D

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 09:02:23 AM »

I'm going to a pudding wrestling party

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 09:11:42 AM »

Holy sweet god, Faye. Those three words give erections to men everywhere. And I DON'T KNOW. WHY.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 09:16:36 AM »

Especially Bill Cosby.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 12:22:13 PM »

Emmy, shouldn't that read, "words give erections to men everywhere"? Actual conversation with my ex when he worked on Saturdays:

Bernie: Hello?

Ex: Almost done here. What are you doing?

B: Finishing up the bathroom. Damn, I'm covered in paint?

E: *silence & audible gulp* Really? *pause* Like a lot of it?

:rolleyes: !!

For the 13th, going to a hockey game.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 04:06:45 PM »

I'm going on a killing spree at a summer camp.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 04:22:47 PM »

I'm going out to the bars and clubs...which is pretty much what I would've done even if it had been friday the 12th.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 07:29:10 PM »

After getting off the phone with this chick (our first phone call ever) and my not being able to hear her because tiny cellphones are worthless pieces of crap. I kept having to ask her to repeat herself and finally just pretended to hear what she was saying and now have no idea where she invited me to go but the conversation was so fucking akward that I'll be surprised if she calls back at all.

I think I'm gonna celebrate by sticking a pen in one ear and out the other.

Who's fucking idea was it to keep making phones smaller and smaller. I'd like to stomp their guts till they taste their own shit.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 08:47:32 PM »

I want one of those giant car/cellphones from the eighties.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 10:35:08 PM »

Wore black on purpose. Nothing else of interest to report...

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 11:03:24 PM »

I'm going to turn into a warewolf and go around to small villages, eating the villagers and raping the virgins.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 12:10:59 AM »

Werewolf. A Warewolf would go around villages selling Tupperware and raping virgins.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 02:52:15 AM »

warewolf it is then.

tomduo · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 03:09:46 PM »

*just woke up*

I don't remember...

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 08:38:54 PM »

I slept since it was my day off and then I went out to eat.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:08:04 PM »

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I want one of those giant car/cellphones from the eighties.

I can get you one. We've got a few around the office.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:18:04 PM »

Okay but I'll need one of those foam rubber hands to answer it with.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:20:51 PM »

You'll have to supply that on your own.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:24:37 PM »

Fuck that! Fuck it up the ass with a giant foam rubber finger.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:32:12 PM »

This would seem to be the appropriate hand...

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 03:30:50 PM »

That hand looks gross.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 03:45:03 PM »

Well, the shocker is gross.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 04:12:29 PM »

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 04:15:41 PM »

i can't believe those foam shocker hands made so much money...why didn't I think of it first!?

tomduo · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 04:17:31 PM »

Canadians can be so ghetto...

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 04:20:09 PM »

The Shocker isn't a gang sign it is the ultimate symbol of love between a man and woman.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 04:20:53 PM »

You can still make money...here steal my idea. Color code the fingers, two pink, one brown.

The D · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 09:52:58 PM »

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Werewolf. A Warewolf would go around villages selling Tupperware and raping virgins.

"You'll get this 20 piece Tupperware set for the low low price of $89. And if you buy now, I'll throw in these two extra microwavable mini-tupperware containers absolutely free. I'll even add this penis-enlarging cream just for you. A $300 dollar value for only $89."

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 12:59:10 AM »

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Holy shit...did you know that there was a small nuclear explosion going on inside your cat's head at the time you took this photo?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 02:20:21 AM »

I'm sure he knew after the fact...ya'know when it started to smell like burnt cat.