Author Topic: Viagra (Read 11040 times)

viagrawmw · « **on:** Jan 13, 2006, 06:33:27 AM »

viagra:
http://viagra.safronov.biz

Bitch · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 08:15:44 AM »

Wow, this came just in time. Emberassing as it is, I've been having trouble holding an erection lately. *blush*

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 02:08:56 PM »

wanna practice?

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 08:55:58 PM »

I claim front seat for watchies!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:11:56 PM »

I just got a new camera...

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:21:04 PM »

I need some nachos.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:21:37 PM »

Need or want?

Bitch · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:21:59 PM »

Need.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:27:12 PM »

Yeah, did I type "want"? I think not!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:30:01 PM »

How do you "need" nachos? You an addict of some sort?

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 11:21:19 PM »

She's been free basing nacho cheese for years.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 03:32:02 PM »

Exactly! What, do think I carry this giant cheese-covered spoon around for my health?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 03:44:02 PM »

Yes...

tomduo · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 04:22:58 PM »

Cialis is better.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 06:42:52 PM »

Personal experience?

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 07:33:38 PM »

I don't think cialis is better. Cialis is like casting Bless while Viagra is like casting magic missle.

tomduo · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 01:40:09 PM »

...eh? You lost me.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 02:14:50 PM »

But Cialis is the one that warns about 4-hour erections....

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 02:39:55 PM »

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...eh? You lost me.

Cialis sort of gives you a mild bonus that lasts awhile...it works sort of (but you can only sort of feel it) and it last until the next day giving you a +1 bonus on all your erection rolls and what not.

But when you use viagra you KNOW you've taken some kind of potent shit and your sword swells to 33% larger than it's normal size dealing 10d6 vorpal damage to any vagina that dares stray into your path, however compared to cialis the duration is much shorter and will abate in a couple hours or so.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 04:10:30 PM »

I wonder what'll happen if women take viagra

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 04:13:46 PM »

Only one way to find out!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 04:15:48 PM »

no! what if something happens down there and i get self- stabbed by my own piercing??

Extra Zero · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 04:45:41 PM »

Fun ensues?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 06:29:19 PM »

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no! what if something happens down there and i get self- stabbed by my own piercing??

Only one way to find out!

tomduo · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 06:52:34 PM »

Nothing from what I know. There is a female viagra, except I don't think it's been released yet.

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 09:47:40 PM »

I suppose your clit would get all engorged and extra sensative thereby turning you into an orgasm machine...

Now I know what I want to snack on.

Bernie · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 18, 2006, 08:40:55 AM »

I heard some news report yesterday claiming that caffeine was female viagra, but only for wome who don't drink it every day.

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But when you use viagra you KNOW you've taken some kind of potent shit and your sword swells to 33% larger than it's normal size dealing 10d6 vorpal damage to any vagina that dares stray into your path

They should do an animated commercial with Dick Strong from Gigantor.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 18, 2006, 10:22:21 AM »

I don't drink caffeine every day and when I do I don't feel anything :unsure:

Extra Zero · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 18, 2006, 10:32:58 AM »

I think it was more so referring to women who almost never have caffiene... Although with people like that, almost anything could be considered a stimulus...

The D · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 18, 2006, 03:41:52 PM »

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I wonder what'll happen if women take viagra

You grow a penis like a hentai dickgirl.

Author Topic: Viagra (Read 11040 times)

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