Author Topic: Wow. Miami sucks horribly! (Read 11198 times)

tomduo · « **on:** Jan 09, 2006, 06:03:14 PM »

http://www.local10.com/news/5957288/detail.html

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MIAMI -- A college professor and his wife, a university administrator, have been charged with being illegal agents of Cuba's communist government run by President Fidel Castro, according to court documents unsealed Monday.

Carlos Alvarez, 61, a psychology professor at Florida International University, and his wife, 55-year-old Elsa Alvarez, have been charged with acting as agents of Cuba without registering with the U.S. government as required.

The indictment said that the couple had provided the Cuban government with information about individuals, groups, political figures, exiles and matters of interest to Cuba.

Carlos and Elsa Alvarez were ordered held without bond by U.S. Magistrate Judge Andrea Simonton, who rejected pleas by their attorneys for release on bail. Simonton said she agreed with federal prosecutors that the couple would leave their five children and return to Cuba if released.

Neither entered a plea. Another hearing was set for Jan. 19. They were arrested Friday, months after giving voluntary statements this summer about their contacts with Cuba to the FBI, prosecutors said.

Big fuckin surprize, huh? I was gonna have a class with him once.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 06:57:44 PM »

Good thing you didn't. You could've been a compromised component of the Sphere, tinged with their red scourge.

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 08:06:29 PM »

Bah, VIVA LA COMMUNISTAS!!!

I am taking a class on the Russian Revolution.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 10, 2006, 01:18:04 AM »

I miss the good old days when they raised us on thoughts of filling Commies full of lead. *Le Sigh.*

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 10, 2006, 01:30:17 AM »

I wonder if word got back to fidel about my plans for ethnic cleansing.

The D · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 10, 2006, 09:22:19 PM »

I wonder if Fidel got my memo about cleansing the human race with mass genocide.

Bitch · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 10:36:54 AM »

So the world will be filled with self-rightious emo whiners like you, right?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 12:03:07 PM »

Pretty much... Boy, imagine all the adventures they'd have hitting up every High School in North America, hitting on every 15 year old girl in sight...

tomduo · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 02:48:27 PM »

The black fingernail polish market would boom, though. And you'd never be able to find a CD of HIM, which is the gayest music ever.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 03:17:26 PM »

See I always pegged him as a Depeche Mode listener.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 03:35:15 PM »

There is nothing wrong with listening to Depeche Mode. A uh.....Friend of mine....loves Depeche Mode. <_<

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 04:34:38 PM »

Dude, you're gay.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 11:18:08 PM »

Someone should tell my penis that, cause I could do without the headache that women bring on...but be damned if the little guy just doesn't want to go along with the plan.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 12, 2006, 08:19:58 AM »

Some Greek writer said pretty much the same thing, but damned if I can remember who. It's in a book called A Mind of Its Own: A Cultural History of the Penis.

tomduo · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 12, 2006, 03:28:37 PM »

I'd love to be the straight guy in greece. All the men fucking each other, the straight dudes would lay out some stone cold pimp. Greek chicks are hot, too.

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 03:52:27 AM »

My friend told me the greek chicks are all about giving it up. It's like a handshake over there. None of the protestant stigma on sex over in that place...just straight up tzatzeke sauce bangin.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 06:06:56 AM »

I've heard that to preserve their virginity a lot of greek girls will do anal.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 09:01:34 AM »

that's what arab girls do.
for some reason, 99.9% of greek girls in my university are fat.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 08:12:41 PM »

Yeah, after that Greek Wedding movie, they all got the idea that it was okay.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 12:22:12 AM »

This thread went from zero to hot in 3.6 seconds.

tomduo · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 03:12:53 PM »

Apparently Cubans are now bitching about how this was a cover for those 15 floaters who hung onto a bridge but weren't considered on US soil, thus were sent packing back to the shithole that is Cuba.

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 05:08:59 PM »

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Apparently Cubans are now bitching about how this was a cover for those 15 floaters who hung onto a bridge but weren't considered on US soil, thus were sent packing back to the shithole that is Cuba.

Hells Yeah!

I hope me rooting for their deaths on the way over here isn't a sin. I mean god is all about who's land belongs to who and what not. I spoke with a burning bush the other day and it promised me that the armies of my enemies would be deliverd unto me and my people would one day reclaim the land of my birth.

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 06:13:06 PM »

Was a crackhead in said bush? You are in DC...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 12:07:25 PM »

Isn't he in Miami?

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 08:52:19 PM »

Yeah, I thought he was in Florida somewhere. And that he thought Faye was in D.C.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 12:51:42 PM »

I know Carmen Sandiego getting cancelled would lead to trouble.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 01:28:34 PM »

The cartoon or the shitty-shit gameshow?

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 03:24:23 PM »

I'm in Tallahassee now.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 03:28:30 PM »

I loved that shitty-shit gameshow. "Extra Zero.... in jail."

Extra Zero · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 03:46:39 PM »

Double Dare > Carmen Sandiego.