Author Topic: Happy Birthday Phage! (Read 13874 times)

IDE · « **on:** Jan 08, 2006, 04:42:53 AM »

You're as old as I was pretending to be last year!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 08, 2006, 01:49:20 PM »

You beat me to it, you bastard!
Happy Birthday Phage.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 08, 2006, 05:56:58 PM »

Happy b-day.

Bitch · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 08, 2006, 06:55:38 PM »

I swear I posted in this earlier. Oh well. Happy birthday, Phage!

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 08, 2006, 10:25:45 PM »

His present is, he can fuck E in the ass!

Phagey · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 08, 2006, 10:51:29 PM »

*Ass rapes E* YEEEEAAAHHHH!

*MOLEST MOLEST*

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 08, 2006, 10:55:52 PM »

Next year, someone get him lube first.

ow.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 04:44:34 PM »

God I love the art of the ninjitsu switcheroo. Leaving a wooden stump where you once were.
God, that's gonna hurt. Might wanna put some ice on that, Phage.

tomduo · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 04:48:46 PM »

Liar.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 05:04:46 PM »

Hope you had a good one!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 05:25:55 PM »

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God I love the art of the ninjitsu switcheroo. Leaving a wooden stump where you once were.
God, that's gonna hurt. Might wanna put some ice on that, Phage.

I'd have gone with a wooden block, rather than a stump...cause you could vanish in a puff of smoke as you scream "COCK BLOCK!" ...But that's just me.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 06:54:54 PM »

!! He's gotta point. Am I the only one who pictured this stump wearing a Naruto headband?

tomduo · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 08:09:03 PM »

It would make sense.

Phagey · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 10, 2006, 12:58:06 AM »

E has wood.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 10, 2006, 09:15:46 AM »

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Am I the only one who pictured this stump wearing a Naruto headband?

No. No you are not...

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 10, 2006, 02:10:01 PM »

Phage!!

Since Nuri went to the trouble of a birthday smilie, I'm going to use it, dammit!

All this wood talk reminded me of a Victorian limerick:

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The once was a young man from Goring
Who drilled a nice hole in the flooring
He lined it all 'round
Then lay on the ground
And declared it was cheaper than whoring.

The D · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 10, 2006, 10:07:37 PM »

Phage, I would congradulate you, but then again, I'm not sure if getting older is a good thing. Then again, maybe death can't come soon enough. Whatever.

Oddly enough, you are one of the few people around here I respect... and you're a gay furry. Go figure. Happy expulsion day.

...now, where's those scandinavian birthday songs? the ones sung with beer where you sing "happy birthday!!!" and stomp on the ground.

Bitch · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 10:35:45 AM »

The person above me is emo.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 12:05:02 PM »

The person above me is correct.

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 01:04:17 PM »

I concur with the previous 2 posters.

tomduo · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 02:51:01 PM »

The person above me waxes.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 11, 2006, 05:04:35 PM »

I got wood. I got like three stories tall wood, man. Older than anyone in my family. Emma the cat climbs it in the summer!

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 04:34:07 PM »

Ouch!

The D · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 13, 2006, 10:40:16 PM »

I'm far from emo. I don't cut my wrists. And I don't shop at Hot Topic. And I don't wear mascera. And I do not like Evanence.

And it's the Viking/Barbarian/SCA birthday dirge I was thinking about.

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Burn, then rape by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Extra Zero · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 14, 2006, 12:34:21 AM »

EMMMMMOOOOOOOO.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 08:35:47 PM »

I didn't read any of that, did you?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:09:29 PM »

Skimmed it enough to declare Doug emo.

Bitch · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:21:30 PM »

Doug has the emo additude, just not the fashion sense.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:33:53 PM »

Well, considering that he's banned from the mall since he's not allowed near young teen girls, it's kinda hard.

Bitch · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 15, 2006, 09:51:07 PM »

Uh, hello? Thrift stores?