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« on: Sep 07, 2004, 05:14:14 PM »
Now, you too can kill sinners with a shock rifle!


They got a few details wrong

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and what I call the Big Friendly Gun (BFG).

BFG's from Doom.

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You just head toward the city and feed on the flesh of the unsaved until your character is powerful enough to be granted a glorified body and a lightning gun.

Lightning gun's from Quake.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 07, 2004, 05:16:45 PM »
That's fake, right?


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« Reply #2 on: Sep 07, 2004, 07:57:37 PM »
that's the funniest thing i've seen in ages.  since the creation.
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 07, 2004, 10:33:46 PM »
I'll give you a creation. *splooges*
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 08, 2004, 03:42:14 PM »
BEST JOKE EVER!
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 08, 2004, 10:16:15 PM »
Chelsey just wants the Jesus Thong.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #6 on: Sep 08, 2004, 10:26:39 PM »
Who wouldn't?  I'd wear it.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 08, 2004, 11:31:09 PM »
Peking Ball.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 09, 2004, 01:17:43 PM »
Tortures end me,
Death befriends me.
Of all the pains, the greatest pain
is to love, and love in vain.

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 09, 2004, 01:21:10 PM »
Ehh...  I like Super Godfighter 2 myself.
« Last Edit: Sep 09, 2004, 01:21:35 PM by DarthNuriko »