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« Reply #60 on: Jan 11, 2006, 11:48:15 AM »
The Church of the SubGenius has its moments, too.

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For the record, I know a lot of devout Christians who are the nicest people I've ever met.

I as well.  I'm fortunate to have been related to some of them.  The ones who testify by example. Extremism for any passion or way of life tends to attract those who are in it to satisfy a need to feel superior, and they're the ones who rather defeat the purpose.  Look at how Islam has been perverted by morons who are essentially religion otakus, albeit a lot of well-armed otakus.  :mellow:  

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« Reply #61 on: Jan 11, 2006, 02:47:05 PM »
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I hate psycho Christians. Kary's friend Sandra has now cut everyone off from her life because she has become born again (@ like 20) with her new boyfriend, and views everyone she used to like as 'bad influences'. Fuckin A.
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« Reply #62 on: Jan 12, 2006, 08:13:37 AM »
On a related note:   :lol:

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OKLAHOMA CITY -- A Baptist reverend who has spoken out against homosexuality was charged Wednesday with offering to engage in oral sex with an undercover male police officer.

The Rev. Lonnie Latham, 60, formerly senior pastor at South Tulsa Baptist Church, was charged by the district attorney's office with a single misdemeanor count of offering to engage in an act of lewdness.

Latham was released from jail on $500 bond on Jan. 4, the day after his arrest by Oklahoma City police. As he was leaving jail he said:  "I was set up. I was in the area pastoring to police."

After his arrest, Latham resigned from his church, the board of directors of the Baptist General Convention of Oklahoma and the executive committee of the Southern Baptist Convention.

The American Civil Liberties Union said Latham never should have been arrested.

"Rev. Latham appears to have done nothing more than to invite someone to a hotel with him for consensual sex. That's not a crime," said Joann Bell, executive director of the ACLU of Oklahoma Foundation.

Latham, who also resigned from the executive committee of the Southern Baptist Convention, declined comment on the charge and referred inquiries to his attorney, Mack Martin of Oklahoma City. Martin said Latham will plead innocent.

Latham propositioned a male plainclothes police officer who was patrolling an area in northwest Oklahoma City that had been the focus of complaints about male prostitution, according to a probable cause affidavit that was filed with the formal charge.

Oklahoma County District Attorney Wes Lane said Oklahoma law prohibits a person from offering to engage in a lewd act "regardless of whether money is sought for or engaged."

"In this case, that is exactly what Mr. Latham is alleged to have done. To his misfortune, that individual was an Oklahoma City police officer," Lane said.

If convicted, Latham will face up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $2,500.

The ACLU said the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that engaging in same-sex sexual relations is a constitutionally protected activity as long as it involves adults, consent, privacy and noncommercial activity.

"The Supreme Court has made it clear that consenting adults are free to do what they wish in the privacy of their own homes," Bell said. "If you follow the logic of the Oklahoma City police, everyone who tries to pick someone up at a bar is a criminal."

Lane rejected the ACLU's complaints.

"I would like to express my appreciation to the police for enforcing the laws of this state and would encourage them to continue doing so," Lane said.

Latham has spoken out against same-sex marriage and in support of a directive urging the group's 42,000 churches to befriend gays and lesbians and try to convince them they can become heterosexual "if they accept Jesus Christ as their savior and reject their 'sinful, destructive lifestyle."'

The Southern Baptist Convention is the nation's largest Protestant denomination.
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« Reply #63 on: Jan 12, 2006, 09:04:50 AM »
out of left field


Assuming there's a Heaven and Hell, why do people let some mysterious entity decide where they go when they die? If god gave us free will in life why can't you have free will in death?

 

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« Reply #64 on: Jan 12, 2006, 10:29:08 AM »
I don't think it does.  At least that's my basis for believing in reincarnation.  Not everyone wants to play golf or go fishing after they retire - lots of people start new careers.   The idea of "eternal rest" doesn't sound very appealing to me. :mellow:

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« Reply #65 on: Jan 12, 2006, 01:11:05 PM »
I plan on working until I die.  I can't begin to see myself active without having work.  Every old person I know who's still working has an admirable quality to themselves...most of the retired old people who I know are either complete dicks with no concept of how things work or have either become or are becoming feeble...  I don't want that.
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« Reply #66 on: Jan 12, 2006, 03:51:33 PM »
aahhh i love not doing anything

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« Reply #67 on: Jan 12, 2006, 03:51:47 PM »
My grandpa's retired and he's not feeble. Though I guess he doesn't count, becuase he manages 80 acres of land...

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« Reply #68 on: Jan 12, 2006, 04:03:41 PM »
Precisely, that still counts as work.
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« Reply #69 on: Jan 13, 2006, 12:46:53 PM »
Zero speaks the truth.  My retirement accounts are really "get into a less lucrative but more enjoyable line of work in 20-odd years" accounts.  Part-time at a pet daycare place, perhaps.  :)  I tried the stay-at-home wife routine when the company I worked for was sold.  Never again.  :wacko:
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« Reply #70 on: Jan 13, 2006, 04:03:10 PM »
Does muting Pro-wresltling and making up your own commentary count as "work" ? Cause that's what my Grandma does in his retirement.  

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« Reply #71 on: Jan 13, 2006, 07:46:01 PM »
sounds like a winner to me.

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« Reply #72 on: Jan 13, 2006, 08:53:34 PM »
Grandma's a man?  

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« Reply #73 on: Jan 13, 2006, 10:06:07 PM »
it happens

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« Reply #74 on: Jan 14, 2006, 12:16:56 AM »
Yeah, but it was much more costly when he lost health care.  

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« Reply #75 on: Jan 14, 2006, 12:23:47 AM »
Indeed.
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« Reply #76 on: Jan 14, 2006, 03:17:25 PM »
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Does muting Pro-wresltling and making up your own commentary count as "work" ? Cause that's what my Grandma does in his retirement.
Your grannie has a penis?
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« Reply #77 on: Jan 14, 2006, 03:32:12 PM »
Grandma Betsy doesn't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.
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« Reply #78 on: Jan 14, 2006, 04:41:11 PM »
What the hell? Now I am as confused as Faye at her blood test.
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« Reply #79 on: Jan 14, 2006, 06:11:01 PM »
That's the new slogan for Grandma Betsy's baking powder.
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« Reply #80 on: Jan 14, 2006, 06:13:27 PM »
Now with more arsenic?
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« Reply #81 on: Jan 15, 2006, 12:09:44 AM »
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Does muting Pro-wresltling and making up your own commentary count as "work" ? Cause that's what my Grandma does in his retirement.
Your grannie has a penis?
Wow...you're quick. I'd almost think that someone else pointed out that typo already, but then why would have to point it out again? So I must be mistaken. Mind is playing tricks on me in my old age I guess.  

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« Reply #82 on: Jan 15, 2006, 02:46:04 PM »
Obviously I didn't read her comment.
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« Reply #83 on: Jan 15, 2006, 11:36:28 PM »
That's not my problem.  

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« Reply #84 on: Jan 16, 2006, 03:32:47 PM »
Yeah!  Refund denied!

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« Reply #85 on: Jan 16, 2006, 03:44:28 PM »
Double denied.
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« Reply #86 on: Jan 16, 2006, 04:32:59 PM »
Like I needed the .45 cents. I found more between my ass cheeks that time I fell in the fountain naked. You know what it didn't need? Susan Malvo, but now that is too damn late, isn't it.
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