Author Topic: Cock Blocking (Read 17276 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 12, 2005, 08:02:13 PM »

Something like that.
Didn't they know he was older though?
Very few people know my real age around here.

tomduo · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 12, 2005, 08:03:05 PM »

Well his roomates did. I doubt the two chicks did. Great fucking scene.

IDE · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 12, 2005, 08:07:04 PM »

I only vaguely remember but yeah that's pretty much it. There are only 4 or 5 girls that know my true age. 2 of them I know don't rat me out. The other 3 are liabilities left over from when before I realized that age could be a deciding factor on whether chicks hook up with you or not.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 12, 2005, 10:14:24 PM »

I don't see why it matters. It's not like you're fifty or somethin', upon which I would recoil like so:

*holds hands in limp claw-shape* "EEWWWWWWWWW!"

The D · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 12, 2005, 10:29:15 PM »

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That's a little injoke with some other people on the INTERNET about how I've decided to stay in college for all eternity, passing amongst the other students as if I were their own age. Singling out hot 18 yr old chicks to "prey" upon.

I'm 5 years in and still halfway to a bachelors. I'm getting there.

I thought women liked older men. The whole maturity and more money thing.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 12, 2005, 10:34:53 PM »

Some women like immaturity.

... okay so it's just the one but whatever. Unlike some people :rolleyes: who seem to require a harem.

Money makes everything easier and it's nice to take a girl out and buy her things but I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't want to be with me if I was broke ass poor. Money's a convenience, not something one should use to try to buy affection.

IDE · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 12, 2005, 11:24:45 PM »

Maybe women do like older men. That's what I've heard anyway. But I don't know any women. I know college girls.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 10:44:44 AM »

Advantage being that college girls never age.

tomduo · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 11:23:14 AM »

And belly shirts.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 08:26:12 PM »

i have a crush on my art history teacher. hes so gorgeous and hes such a pimpp

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 09:22:32 PM »

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But I don't know any women. I know college girls.

Bwa ha ha!

tomduo · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 10:30:03 PM »

Escort Nuri out on a Date. She need some sweet lovin.

Guest · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 11:07:03 PM »

Sweet loving? Ridiculous. There is only the ninja sexcraft.

IDE · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 13, 2005, 11:09:36 PM »

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Sweet loving? Ridiculous. There is only the ninja sexcraft.

oops.

And I found D a new avatar:

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 14, 2005, 12:19:52 PM »

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I thought women liked older men. The whole maturity and more money thing.

Nah, I've long been vastly proud of making my own way in the world. And I've always liked them younger. Less baggage and more stamina.

The D · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 14, 2005, 09:49:46 PM »

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Sweet loving? Ridiculous. There is only the ninja sexcraft.
oops.

And I found D a new avatar:

At least I have a nice manly...grey... body.

Ninja Sexcraft = Sexy no Jutsu?

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 15, 2005, 01:21:21 AM »

Ninja Sexcraft = La Blue Girl

The D · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 15, 2005, 09:43:43 PM »

It's been a while since I've seen that. The Ninja craft in that show is a hell of a lot better than Naruto.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 09:59:48 AM »

I haven't seen any of it past the first episode. Razor sharp projectile pube attack was pretty cool

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 12:27:46 PM »

Sounds like a good Bobobo adversary.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 03:20:35 PM »

Send that one to Kids WB!

IDE · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 04:13:01 PM »

Oh man the little "pokemon will be right back" style breaks by the water tower just flashed before my eyes ala la blue girl...I wish I knew how to do flash.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 08:17:56 PM »

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Escort Nuri out on a Date. She need some sweet lovin.

No, I don't wanna.

Bitch · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 08:27:47 PM »

I'll take you, Nuri. We can eat cookies and watch a movie.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 08:29:35 PM »

Yay!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #55 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 09:20:40 PM »

By cookies, she means something else, Nuri. Figure it out.

Bitch · « **Reply #56 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 09:30:17 PM »

No, I mean cookies. Chocolate-chocolate chip. With Reeses chunks. Milk on the side. :|

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #57 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 09:31:33 PM »

Damn, screw Nuri. I want me some of that!

IDE · « **Reply #58 on:** Dec 16, 2005, 09:37:31 PM »

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Escort Nuri out on a Date. She need some sweet lovin.
No, I don't wanna.

Fine, we'll skip the date and go straight to the lovin.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #59 on:** Dec 17, 2005, 09:44:36 AM »

Do it while watching Robocop... That should make for a few interesting threads.

Author Topic: Cock Blocking (Read 17276 times)

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