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« on: Dec 04, 2005, 10:52:10 AM »
All the names have been changed in this one to the appropriate Username, Except for D for Doug, who REFUSED TO GIVE ME HIS NAME ANYWAY. This thing sucks anyway, but it's a week overdue and this is what's getting submitted.

Wicked E's Christmas Journalism report.
Sexy lingerie for the wife or girlfriend, toys and games for the children, and gadgets and gizmo’s for the teenager or husband; these are the signs that Christmas is here once again. A time to give gifts to those we love, but how much to spend on how many family members can be a fickle matter.
   “I try not to spend over $10 or so, just because it’s my mom’s money I’m spending since I’m jobless right now,” said Bitch, a high school student shopping for gifts for her siblings at the Vacaville outlet stores. Another fellow, Drunken Squirrel, is splitting the costs of a laptop and camera with his mother to give to his brother’s family, an amount that goes up to $650 for the laptop and $200 to $300 for the camera.
   “We’ll get those two big things and that’ll be it from us this year, and of course, I’ll get something for my baby niece just for her like a stuffed animal or something,” said Drunken Squirrel.
   Other people, such as Doug Peuterschit who was shopping for his two little nieces, said they will spend no more than $22, but they prefer to get gifts rather than give and hang out with family.
   “Hanging out with family usually corresponds with gift giving and getting, but all told I prefer the get-together. The gift-giving can easily become the focus of the season, and it's not often that the extended family gathers together, so it's nice. Plus, the limited duration allows for peaceful co-existence for a while, which helps improve relations among each individual family unit that make up the clan,”  said Drunken Squirrel, with a CompUSA bag clutched in one hand.
 

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« Reply #1 on: Dec 04, 2005, 10:25:03 PM »
Was it originally suppose to be longer?  Or does posting it just make it look shorter?

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 04, 2005, 11:05:13 PM »
Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here

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« Reply #3 on: Dec 05, 2005, 09:01:56 AM »
Yeah I don't play race cards, and I'm just keeping it that short cause I have ANOTHER story I gotta do by Friday, so I'm making this one short.

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 05, 2005, 09:02:19 AM »
Oh and the three I did use had better quotes than you.

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« Reply #5 on: Dec 05, 2005, 07:55:48 PM »
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
are you from miami?

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« Reply #6 on: Dec 05, 2005, 11:30:42 PM »
Bit more west and a lot more south.  

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« Reply #7 on: Dec 06, 2005, 01:29:38 AM »
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
are you from miami?
HELL NO!

dude, wtf.

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 06, 2005, 03:48:34 AM »
Here in America all Latina girls are hatched in Miami before they set free into the wild to find a rich white guy to hook up with. You can see how he got a little confused.  

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 06, 2005, 10:50:08 AM »
I see you made up a little bit for your story...I've never been to a CompUSA :P

But anyway, glad I could help you out in some small way.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 06, 2005, 11:14:24 AM »
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
are you from miami?
HELL NO!

dude, wtf.
You're from some illegal offshore hatchery!?  

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« Reply #11 on: Dec 06, 2005, 11:57:44 AM »
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
are you from miami?
HELL NO!

dude, wtf.
Faye thinks she is superior because she is from Latin America. Yet where is she now? Away from the kidnappings... and the plague.
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 06, 2005, 01:19:37 PM »
What plague?  Is this a recent occurance? I wasn't able to locate any news articles or scholorly journals of a plague in that area.  Are you speaking of the 70 thousand or so peruvians who are infected with HIV-AIDs?  

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« Reply #13 on: Dec 06, 2005, 10:52:38 PM »
She's one of those bio-diseasephile freaks.  You better either have facts or tell her you were just being an ass or she'll continue perusing the "scholarly journals".

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« Reply #14 on: Dec 07, 2005, 08:17:55 AM »
At least I KNOW I'm superior than YOU
i just dont want to be compared to fucking puertoricans and cubans just because they are trashy and are an embarassment to the rest of latinamerica.

and i already said four hundred fucking times why i am here.

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« Reply #15 on: Dec 07, 2005, 08:31:21 AM »
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She's one of those bio-diseasephile freaks.  You better either have facts or tell her you were just being an ass or she'll continue perusing the "scholarly journals".
You guys know that it didn't occur to me until later that Tom maybe just bullsh*tting.    

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« Reply #16 on: Dec 07, 2005, 11:38:14 AM »
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At least I KNOW I'm superior than YOU
Last time a German said that...

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Shit.
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 07, 2005, 01:26:19 PM »
well in this case its obviously true.
i mean come on, EVERYBODY is superior than you, tom.

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« Reply #18 on: Dec 07, 2005, 03:46:25 PM »
Gonna throw me in an oven now?

Unlike a Pizza, I'll fucking scream!
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 07, 2005, 04:01:20 PM »
I've always wondered about the latin american heirarchy of racial superiority.  So the cubans and the puertoricans are on the low end eh?  Where are the mexicans?  Do the Spanish think all of you are trash over here in the new wolrd? Are they  over there speaking castellano and calling the peruvians inferior?  
 

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« Reply #20 on: Dec 07, 2005, 04:03:06 PM »
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At least I KNOW I'm superior than YOU
Last time a German said that...

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Shit.
Actually the germans would've spoken properly and said: Superior "to" you.  They pay attention to details, hence the fine watches and automobiles.

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« Reply #21 on: Dec 07, 2005, 04:41:23 PM »
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Do the Spanish think all of you are trash over here in the new wolrd?

I'm sure they hold them in as high as requard as the Brits do all us White Americans, which is not very.  

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« Reply #22 on: Dec 07, 2005, 04:57:36 PM »
The Spanish hate everyone. There's a spanish girl in our Latin America class, and she laughs whenever we talk about those countries winning independence and stuff.
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 07, 2005, 08:47:13 PM »
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Do the Spanish think all of you are trash over here in the new wolrd?

I'm sure they hold them in as high as requard as the Brits do all us White Americans, which is not very.
But we may take solace in the fact that we WHOOPED THAT ASS.

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« Reply #24 on: Dec 07, 2005, 10:47:11 PM »
That we can....that we can.

Now I feel liking blowing something up in a huge ploom of colorful sparks.
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« Reply #25 on: Dec 07, 2005, 11:41:43 PM »
I wanna throw some tea in the harbour. My relatives did.
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 08, 2005, 09:04:28 AM »
I want a nuclear weapon. Not to use, but just to have.

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« Reply #27 on: Dec 08, 2005, 09:39:37 AM »
Nazis and Kim Jong Ill.
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 08, 2005, 11:19:26 AM »
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Do the Spanish think all of you are trash over here in the new wolrd?

I'm sure they hold them in as high as requard as the Brits do all us White Americans, which is not very.
But we may take solace in the fact that we WHOOPED THAT ASS.
Britain exists today because of us.  Same with Spain.  Given that, plus kicking the shit out of Spain in less than four months in the 1898 Spanish-American War (it'd be more like four days in this day and time) and holding out against the dominant world super-powet as a fledgling nation in not one but two wars, neither have reasons to look down on anyone on this side of the pond.
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 08, 2005, 11:47:07 AM »
Spain was hardly a powet then, but no matter what, we're still nothing.
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