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« on: Dec 03, 2005, 01:00:10 PM »
And you guys still hate me!

Can you feel the hate toniiiiiiiiggggttt.....
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 03, 2005, 02:21:01 PM »
Who says I hate you?
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 03, 2005, 02:51:01 PM »
me

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« Reply #3 on: Dec 03, 2005, 03:58:38 PM »
Black people don't count, silly.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 04, 2005, 03:36:02 AM »
Can someone link me to the thread with all the glorious details about D's lolicon shenanigans?

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« Reply #5 on: Dec 04, 2005, 09:56:24 PM »
I could, but that would be alot of linking.  Your best bet is to go all the way to the very first threads and because he's got atleast one uber-patheric topic to go along with every page.
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 04, 2005, 10:22:49 PM »
Here's one:

"Hi... I'm fucked."  D's in trouble w/ John Law:

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.ph...341
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 04, 2005, 11:03:01 PM »
LOL I loved that thread!
what a perv!

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 05, 2005, 07:54:49 PM »
Thanks Nuri
that thread was scrumtrelescent.

So how did the whole thing turn out?

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 05, 2005, 09:44:24 PM »
Now, I'm still trying to figure out how that thread makes me a pedo.

Please, draw me a diagram. Or something.

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« Reply #10 on: Dec 05, 2005, 10:35:35 PM »
You sent me a shitload of pedolicious 4chan images!

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« Reply #11 on: Dec 06, 2005, 11:16:26 AM »
I <3 4chan

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 06, 2005, 12:08:50 PM »
Hey, I saw posts with something other than fucking in them.  That's a false count.  :P  
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 06, 2005, 12:58:34 PM »
With all this troubles that topic is that last thing he needs to be posting about.  

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« Reply #14 on: Dec 06, 2005, 03:52:59 PM »
"With all the trouble this topic has caused, that is the last thing he needs to be posting about." Said the translator from Merlveenia.  

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« Reply #15 on: Dec 06, 2005, 11:19:27 PM »
Considering some of the classics you've churned out, you're the last person who should be a translator.


Speaking of classics...  found a couple more.


"No health insurance....":
Topic quickly degrades into comments and jabs on D's alledged guilt.

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=638


"Nazi Country Singers":
Today I watched part of "The Big Idea," with Donny Deutsch that was this whole debate about them, with Deutsch frothing at the mouth about their damn Hitler-smiley t-shirts.  (Think Joe Boxer, but the sort that wouldn't mind sending the Wal-mart Zorro smiley to the gas chamber.)  Besides that, other highlights include the Nationalist who asked the black woman consultant on the show if she remembered Rosa Parks and learning via interspersed clips that those two little girls have no talent whatsoever.  They can't sing worth a lick.  Not just bad, but if their lives depended on it, they couldn't begin sing themselves free.  Of course this thread is about none of that.

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=682
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 07, 2005, 12:10:12 AM »
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Considering some of the classics you've churned out, you're the last person who should be a translator.


 
That makes me the PERFECT person to be a translator cause I'm the only one that knows what the fucks she is saying.  

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« Reply #17 on: Dec 07, 2005, 08:44:54 AM »
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With all this troubles that topic is that last thing he needs to be posting about.
With all his troubles (the "alleged" sexual assult), that topic is the last thing he needs to be posting about.


 :P  :P  :P  

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« Reply #18 on: Dec 07, 2005, 09:10:46 PM »
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You sent me a shitload of pedolicious 4chan images!

x.x
Pedolicious? They were threads of pictures from hentai dating games where the characters were adults. I only sent them to you because I know you fap to that kind of shit, and I thought you'd enjoy it. See if I ever see you good pr0n again, you ungrateful slut.


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Considering some of the classics you've churned out, you're the last person who should be a translator.


Speaking of classics...  found a couple more.

You just linked to the same thread twice.  B)  

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« Reply #19 on: Dec 07, 2005, 09:24:18 PM »
I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

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« Reply #20 on: Dec 08, 2005, 08:16:29 PM »
Sorry.  Corrected now.

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« Reply #21 on: Dec 08, 2005, 09:39:16 PM »
Holy Freakin' Cow, Martha.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #22 on: Dec 08, 2005, 10:35:20 PM »
E just went over 1000.

I think this demands a party. Free beer and sex for everyone.
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 10, 2005, 01:49:52 PM »
I'll pass on both.

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« Reply #24 on: Dec 10, 2005, 02:16:02 PM »
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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #25 on: Dec 10, 2005, 02:21:50 PM »
God told me that he considers it less of a sin than fapping to real pr0n.

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« Reply #26 on: Dec 10, 2005, 06:16:24 PM »
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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #27 on: Dec 12, 2005, 06:46:48 PM »
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God told me that he considers it less of a sin than fapping to real pr0n.
Except when there's tentacles.

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« Reply #28 on: Dec 12, 2005, 07:13:15 PM »
Or garden hoses?
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 13, 2005, 01:23:35 AM »
Or when it's Father/Daughter.