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« on: Nov 26, 2005, 10:08:33 AM »
Apparently I was saying "FUCK" and "MOTHERFUCK" in my sleep last night so much he woke up. I don't even remember my dream.

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« Reply #1 on: Nov 26, 2005, 11:40:51 AM »
Hahaha. Awesome. My brother says I talk and laugh a lot in my sleep.

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« Reply #2 on: Nov 26, 2005, 12:26:27 PM »
I do it, too. My sister talks to boys in her sleep.

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 26, 2005, 03:24:30 PM »
I apparently mouth like I am talking, but say nothing. I also touch my face alot.

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« Reply #4 on: Nov 26, 2005, 03:42:37 PM »
FREAK

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« Reply #5 on: Nov 26, 2005, 03:46:08 PM »
I hear the secrets that you keep.  When you're talking in your sleep.

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« Reply #6 on: Nov 26, 2005, 04:59:31 PM »
Yeah, and you ought to be very ashamed of yourself, Tom!

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« Reply #7 on: Nov 27, 2005, 01:19:56 PM »
I should..?
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 27, 2005, 10:59:17 PM »
I guess so.

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« Reply #9 on: Nov 27, 2005, 11:27:03 PM »
:(
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 28, 2005, 01:34:37 PM »
I've been told that I speak in my sleep, but it's gibberish.  I hope that's the case and not just being told that, as I'd hate to have been in "one of those" dreams and saying dreadfully inappropriate things within earshot of my parents.  But that was years ago...don't know if I still do it.

The weird thing is that I alledgedly spoke in an indecipherable tongue, but when my folks would interrupt and try to talk to me while in the middle of a diatribe, I'd respond to them as normally, but it'd be about something totally off the wall.  I guess whatever was going on in the dream.  And I would still be asleep, because I would wake up with no memory of any of it.  

I wish we'd had a camcorder, because I'd like to have seen some of that.  It's the closest to being drunk I'll ever be likely to get.
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 28, 2005, 07:35:15 PM »
Sure, don't count that time we drugged you for your pot of gold.

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« Reply #12 on: Nov 28, 2005, 09:15:16 PM »
I woke up my whole family with those same two words but I was awake...and masturbating.

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« Reply #13 on: Nov 28, 2005, 09:46:24 PM »
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I wish we'd had a camcorder, because I'd like to have seen some of that.  It's the closest to being drunk I'll ever be likely to get.
But... but.. you're a drunken squirrel....




YOU LIED TO ME! *runs away sobbing*
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #14 on: Nov 29, 2005, 02:50:44 PM »
Call me HBS:  The Heart Break Skwerl.
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 29, 2005, 10:32:35 PM »
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I woke up my whole family with those same two words but I was awake...and masturbating.
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 30, 2005, 01:34:45 PM »
I can't believe you were so vocal with your family at home.   :lol:

So what did you end up telling them?  That you had a bad dream.
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 30, 2005, 01:44:10 PM »
Apparently I was caught jacking off once.
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 30, 2005, 01:48:40 PM »
What do you mean by apparently?  You were you caught or not?

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« Reply #19 on: Nov 30, 2005, 02:23:50 PM »
At least 5 of my friends back in Peru have been caught while jacking off by their maids hahah

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« Reply #20 on: Nov 30, 2005, 02:34:01 PM »
Bloody hell!  Don't they lock their doors and those maids need to learn to knock.  

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« Reply #21 on: Nov 30, 2005, 04:16:29 PM »
MOst of the times they (maids) assumed they weren't in the house
Other times the guys would just assume the maids would knock. Good way of teaching them that they should knock hah

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« Reply #22 on: Nov 30, 2005, 04:51:15 PM »
I'd have hot maids, and I'd have them jack ME off...

Shit, if you have enough money to get maids, might as well get some that are useful.
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 30, 2005, 04:58:37 PM »
Actually Ive heard about boys having sex with their maids

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« Reply #24 on: Dec 01, 2005, 12:23:12 AM »
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What do you mean by apparently?  You were you caught or not?
My Mom said I was, but I doubt it. She said my door was open, I fucking locked that bitch.
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« Reply #25 on: Dec 01, 2005, 01:40:03 AM »
I would love to get caught jacking off by a hot maid...bow chicka bow bow...

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« Reply #26 on: Dec 01, 2005, 02:00:28 AM »
Too bad Peruvian ones are usually old.
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« Reply #27 on: Dec 01, 2005, 11:10:38 AM »
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At least 5 of my friends back in Peru have been caught while jacking off by their maids hahah
I've watched too much maid anime to find this surprising.
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 01, 2005, 11:39:44 AM »
My favorite are the G-Taste ones. Lesbian Maids = teh hawt.
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 01, 2005, 11:47:07 AM »
I need to download more hentai.