I've been told that I speak in my sleep, but it's gibberish. I hope that's the case and not just being told that, as I'd hate to have been in "one of those" dreams and saying dreadfully inappropriate things within earshot of my parents. But that was years ago...don't know if I still do it.
The weird thing is that I alledgedly spoke in an indecipherable tongue, but when my folks would interrupt and try to talk to me while in the middle of a diatribe, I'd respond to them as normally, but it'd be about something totally off the wall. I guess whatever was going on in the dream. And I would still be asleep, because I would wake up with no memory of any of it.
I wish we'd had a camcorder, because I'd like to have seen some of that. It's the closest to being drunk I'll ever be likely to get.