Author Topic: Pet Check (Read 37714 times)

MegatronYES · « **on:** Sep 07, 2004, 02:25:38 AM »

I can't keep track of any of the animals that you sick bastards keep, mostly since one of us has a stupid little Metal Man Farm, so just lay it all down here. Smuggled Brazilian rain forest creatures count, too.

House Cat

Blackfoot
Amercia gray shorthair
four months old

MegatronYES · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 02:26:50 AM »

Um, I meant tha this name is Blackfoot, and that he is of course, a cat.
Am I always this fucking drunk?

Max Con · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 03:23:41 AM »

Dog.

Cupid.
No idea.
14 years old.

tomduo · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 07:43:10 AM »

Human

Bianca
Female, 18 years old

blanktoe · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 08:43:30 AM »

Tom has the best pet ever. anyway...

dogs.

Peanut
Terrier
13 years old

Jose
Chow/German Shepherd
4 years old

Paca
German Shepherd
4 years old

Kira
German Shepherd
1 1/2 years old

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 09:02:11 AM »

Cats

Thistle
Long-haired grey tabby, yellow eyes
Female 8 yrs.

Her litter - all male - 7 yrs., yellow eyes
Padraig (Paddy) blue-grey shorthair
Seamus - same
Winston - grey shorthair tabby

Persephone
Cream/smoke Balinese,(long-haired Siamese) pale blue eyes
Female 7 yrs.

Griffith
Black shorthair, orange eyes (and 18 lbs.)
Male 6 yrs.

Shana
Black shorthair, green eyes
Female 5 yrs.

Seiji (her littermate)
Brown tabby shorthair, amber eyes
Female

Guinness
Black shorthair, gold eyes
Male 4 yrs.

Missy
Brown tabby, 1 green eye, 1 gold eye
Female 2 yrs.

Dogs

Killian
Rust/white Rat Terrier
Male 2.5 yrs.

Maki
American Eskimo
Male 3 yrs.

Cannibalistic Hamster

Momma Hamster
Brown/white shorthair
About 3

And a rotating cast of whatever falls out of a nest in the yard or wanders up hungry.

blanktoe · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 09:05:07 AM »

geez, I thought 4 dogs were too many but yous got a small army over there!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 09:20:58 AM »

People keep fucking them up and discarding them, they keep finding us:

Shana & Seiji - abandoned in a rainstorm on a friend's porch

Griffith - rode to work in a truck engine; badly burned - truck's owner threatened to kill him if she found him for "messing up her new truck's engine" (??). Fur never grew back on his lower lip, giving him a disturbingly-human look

Guinness - abanoned at the pub I used to bartend for

Missy - another pub cat - owner moved from nearby apt. & dumped her with mange & an ulcerated eye.

Maki - rescued by Heart Bandits from house in Ft. Worth with 66 other Eskies.

Killian - drop-kicked down stairs & had two front claws pulled out by fucktard brat when 8 weeks old. CAPS adoption after our first Eskie Marlena (Eddie found her in a parking lot) died of cancer.

Everyone is now all fat & sassy and spoiled within reason.

Bitch · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 12:37:19 PM »

Bernie, people like that are why people go on killing sprees.

Fish, ages unknown:
Bettas: Steiner and Asshole.
Three guppies, two mollies, a ghost catfish, a silver hatchet, a fiddler crab, a baby placostamus, several cherry barbs, and three ghost shrimp.

Four frogs

Cats:

Muttsnack
About 5
Male
Grey striped with white belly and huge green eyes

Firecracker
About 6
Female
Black with creepy yellow eyes

Two almost identical grey-striped kittens

Rats:

Beatrix
About 7 months
Female
Regular Fancy Rat
White and beige, likes getting into stuff

Freya
About 6 months
Blue Rat
Grey with a little bit of tan, bigger of the two, likes to sit and be spoiled.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 02:04:26 PM »

its amazing how here in the US people prefer cats over dogs

anyways, my turn:

tomduo · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 02:21:30 PM »

I prefer Dogs. My fiancee loves cats.

Though honestly, I like fish and amphibians most.

blanktoe · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 02:30:53 PM »

You cant trust cats. I heard that cats slow suck out your soul while you sleep and one time a cat got this guy's tongue!!! CRAZY!!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 02:48:13 PM »

Um Toe... the 1800's called...

Sam
Male
Shepard Mix (dunno what he's mixed with)
9 years old

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 03:09:05 PM »

HhEHHEhHEhEHhehe....

EMU'S
Seymour the dad.
Thing 1
Thing 2
Both the things are his kids.

GOATS
Elmo the nubian goat
Hershey
Cadbury
Beazley
Wyatt
Roxy
Jack (FORMERLY known as Tuvok.)

LLAMA
Chewie

CATS
Emma
Hailey
Bond
Clyde
Rascal

DOGS
Charlie
Zanna

BIRDS
DOVES:
Two doves
COCKATIELS
Jasper
Smokey
+ four more
FINCHES
...Two of'em. Mom doesn't bother to name the finches.

FISH:
Floyd the beta.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 03:36:34 PM »

I knew Emmy would own us all on this one.

And cool rats, Bitch! If I had time to spend with them, I'd have rats again.

The D · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 03:51:57 PM »

Quote

Human

Bianca
Female, 18 years old

She's only 18 and you're already marrying her? Good god that's a young age (for modern society, don't give me the whole "they got married at age 12 in the middle ages" crap.)

Jumping on the boat a little fast are we?

As for me, I have no pets at the moment, the one I had as you know is deceased.

Unless you count the field mouse that got into our house a month ago and I haven't seen him since.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 03:52:56 PM »

Cats:
Buster
Cinamon

Dogs:
P-tash
Cookie

Turtle:
Tommy

PS: Cats >>> Dogs

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 04:00:53 PM »

Short body long fin fantails -
Skip
Brody
Bob
Frank

Sarasa Comet X Fantail -
Thomas

Red Oranda (with a very small wen) -
Garfunkel

I forget my fucking Plecos -
PT-1
PT-2

That's a joke about Laguna products, but none of you will get it.

YOU MUST GET A BETTER PICTURE OF THAT TERRAPIN!

My girlfriend does this annoying thing, whenever I see a tortoise, I call it a tortoise, and when I see a turtle, I call it a turtle.

She does the opposite. Fucking girls! So I started calling them terrapins every time, and she still fucking does it. Bitches!

blanktoe · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 04:34:43 PM »

Quote

Um Toe... the 1800's called...

I WON'T GO BACK DAMNIT!!!

Quote

EMU'S
Seymour the dad.
Thing 1
Thing 2
Both the things are his kids.

Did you eat the mom?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 05:12:36 PM »

Quote

Elmo the nubian goat

What's a nubian?

ekerou etaou · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 06:12:34 PM »

dog

maddy
golden retriever
13 years old.

it's kinda sad cause she can't really move around well anymore...and we have to give her all sorts of pills and shit.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 07:29:13 PM »

Nubian: A Nubian is a type of goat that is rather large and very gentle.

The Mother Emu: THis ties into how we got the Emu's to start with. Friend of my Mom's had some Emu's that she needed to get rid of cause she was moving. As it turns out, a couple of kids had grabbed the mum Emu, Dragged'er across a park, and beat her to death. ....
And now we have Emu's.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 08:31:15 PM »

now that i think of it, i do have a dog, yorkshire terrier, his name is Scooby and hes from new york:-D but he lives in peru and i miss him so im planning on buying another one here, only prob is that i dont think my dad would want to pay 3000 bucks for this one:(

Fiero · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:36:02 PM »

Quote

now that i think of it, i do have a dog, yorkshire terrier, his name is Scooby and hes from new york:-D but he lives in peru and i miss him so im planning on buying another one here, only prob is that i dont think my dad would want to pay 3000 bucks for this one:(

If you miss him, get his sweet ass sent to Drexel. Buying a replacement won't do.

blanktoe · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 10:58:29 PM »

Quote

Nubian: A Nubian is a type of goat that is rather large and very gentle.

The Mother Emu: THis ties into how we got the Emu's to start with. Friend of my Mom's had some Emu's that she needed to get rid of cause she was moving. As it turns out, a couple of kids had grabbed the mum Emu, Dragged'er across a park, and beat her to death. ....
And now we have Emu's.

Then where do you get emu eggs?

Bitch · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 11:07:05 PM »

He said there were two kid emus, he never specified the genders.

Faye, what the fuck kind of dog would you pay $3000 for? If you're not willing to bring your dog from Peru - and I don't see why not, what're you gonna do with a new dog when you go back to Peru - then at least adopt a puppy from some family that's giving them away. That's showing more love for the dog then some spoiled little shit anyway.

blanktoe · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 07, 2004, 11:10:34 PM »

She's rich and prissy. Prissy rich girls need prissy dogs.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 12:00:12 AM »

Quote

He said there were two kid emus, he never specified the genders.

Faye, what the fuck kind of dog would you pay $3000 for? If you're not willing to bring your dog from Peru - and I don't see why not, what're you gonna do with a new dog when you go back to Peru - then at least adopt a puppy from some family that's giving them away. That's showing more love for the dog then some spoiled little shit anyway.

fuck THAT! i am sooo not adopting a dog, for the same reason i wouldnt adopt a baby. plus, people would NEVER give away yorkshire terriers, they are expensive . i cant get the dog sent here cause hes 14, hes gonna die soon, i dont think he would resist an 8 hours trip.
and for yorkshire terriers, the best ones cost 3000 bucks(tea cup ones, even tho people say theres not such a thing, there are still differences between "normal" and "tea cup") if you didnt know, go on and search on the internet

Bitch · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 12:44:39 AM »

That's still stupid, paying $3000 for a dog. Animals aren't fashion accessories. If you want a pet, a free collie will make as good a companion as an expensive itty bitty terrier. Plus, if you take care of the dog from the time it's a puppy, you're less likely to shove it over to someone else to take care of when you're bored of it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 08, 2004, 08:54:06 AM »

If one wants to professionally show a dog or is sincerely interested in the promotion or continuation of a specific breed (I would actually consider buying a Silken Windhound from the Austin breeder who developed them), then the top dollar price can be worth it. For a non-show pet of a specific breed, the breed rescue sites are the way to go. They have dogs of every age. That was how we got our purebred Eskie for $150. Killian is also a purebred. The only thing we lack is papers, but since we're not interested in showing, who gives a shit?

Personally, I prefer young or adult dogs (read "housebroken"). No matter how long the pedigree, there's no guarantee against a rogue puppy with behavior issues, plus inbreeding problems that crop up in *every* kennel. And believe me, they remember being abandoned, mistreated, etc. Maki's self-appointed job is to follow me *everywhere* and god help anyone who comes near the fence if Eddie isn't in the yard.